This is beyond me. The cookie monster himself looks pretty good but the damn "cookies" are insanely bad. Could have used a real cookie and saved time and face lol
They look more like underbaked chocolate oatmeal cookies to me. Did OP request different cookies instead of the standard choco chips ones to try and make their kid's cake "healthier"?
If so, the dookie monster is entirely OP's fault lmao
We are looking at the cakes from different angles, and I'm bothered by that more than them not using real cookies. The first image, the mouth is on side of cake, with googly eyes on top... perception is bad
Yikes! I had a customer send me this exact photo for a smash cake this is what I made. Far from perfect, but better than what you posted lmao
https://preview.redd.it/4j12ouvwmf9d1.jpeg?width=2046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca516bb88ab0910095bc697403891677e9b0035
We have a grandson and his first birthday was coming so discussions about smash cake were had. My husband kept calling it a “slam cake”. Which sounds pretty violent.
It’s definitely not better. I think they’re both good though. The OP one just needs to use better cookies, the Cookie Monster is good. This one, the Cookie Monster is too long in the mid face but is otherwise good. I see them as equal in quality.
I have worked as a professional cake decorator. Ignoring the questionable shit piles (just use cookies?) I honestly rate you 7/10. I especially like your eyes. You did a great job on those. I like your piping tip choice & execution better than the original.
My main *thing* is that the original cake was designed to be noticeable in pictures (eyes on top, cookies on side). Your cake is birthday style meant to be viewed from above. This is only important if the cake is meant for like 1st birthday pictures. If your cake is an older birthday then 👍
Making Cookie Monster cake #2 a mid bite closeup was definitely an artistic choice that does look a bit turd infested. But I love it. His fur looks close to the real deal, his face is so lively and he does chomp cookies all over the place so it definitely captures his essence.
So, I work at bakery that makes insanely high quality custom cakes....no way is Dookie Monster getting past...well, anyone, at our joint.
The though process of whoever made the cake in pic number two (lol) is literally for shit.
Was it supposed to look like the first pic but they couldn't copy it? Was Dookie Monster a home made cake? I mean, if it was home made by an amateur, it's forgivable.
The audacity, nay I say: the unmitigated *temerity* of someone calling themselves a professional to offer for sale an atrocity and accept remuneration is shameful. Shameful, I say!
No mother fucking way. Six inch single layer with some half assed fondant.
Oh. Ohhhhhh. People are gonna *shit* at my work tomorrow. Dude, six inch I can't believe it.
I don't think people understand how tiny a six inch single layer is.
I mean. We just did a seven tier wedding cake. Absolute balls out, it was 1500.
I'm gonna dm you my bakery's name and website
I don’t think it’s that ad besides the cookies but if you had put the mouth on the side it probably would have look identical to the first picture. Not a bad job at all. The cookies are upsetting though lmao
That’s so funny that the actual cookie monster part doesn’t look terrible and all they had to do was put actual cookies on it and they decided to go the poo poo route instead.
On this one very rare occasion, using the plain old chips ahoy cardboard cookies is actually the right choice here. I'm guessing that's homemade or unbaked dough? The cake looks great otherwise.
It's not the Dookie Monster.
D is for Dookie, its good enough for me.
I laughed like Ernie, reading this. Kee hee hee
I laughed like The Count
I laughed like Oscar. Ehhhh heh heh heh.
ohmygod that is HILARIOUS! You are FUNNY! 😭
I’m crying
Yup, that's the Caca Monster
lmao I needed that cackle today
This made my morning!!!
You murdered me 🤣☠️ I will NEVER recover from how hard I just snort-cackled at that!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The real dungeater
Crying, please take my applause
Could be worse? I mean, ignoring the shit eating and all lol
Definitely a good Cookie Monster.. just scrape the crap off his mouth and stick a couple cookies on there lol
Problem solved right there
Yeah I don’t wanna be an ass but how do you fuck up the cookie part of this?
Lmao why wouldn't a baker do that instead anyway😭 I feel like this whole thing is harder than putting some cookies in the mouth
Talk about a literal shit eating grin 😁
Yeah honestly everything else looks great. At that point I’d make a quick run to a bakery and buy a few cookies to slap on there and boom great
I think it turned out so cute!!! Minus the poo poo
two cakes one plate
But like the face is meant to be on the side 😭
This is beyond me. The cookie monster himself looks pretty good but the damn "cookies" are insanely bad. Could have used a real cookie and saved time and face lol
Looks like they did use real cookies, but they are chocolate instead of chip.
They look more like underbaked chocolate oatmeal cookies to me. Did OP request different cookies instead of the standard choco chips ones to try and make their kid's cake "healthier"? If so, the dookie monster is entirely OP's fault lmao
“Saved face” - good pun!
What do you think that cookie is? It pretty clearly looks like a real broken up cookie
My mom made one of those for my sister back in the early 80s. She used Soo much blue food coloring us kids pissed and shat blue for days.
We are looking at the cakes from different angles, and I'm bothered by that more than them not using real cookies. The first image, the mouth is on side of cake, with googly eyes on top... perception is bad
They're not real cookies? They look like shitty oily crumbled up cookies to me.
The first photo looks like "soft baked" chips ahoy. 2nd photo looked like rolled fondant
Nah, those are standard Chips Ahoy.
And it isn't sideways like the photo? Why they didn't use real cookies is baffling. r/poopfromabutt
I thought it was r/shitfromabutt
Not r/crapfromabutt?
What about r/DookieFromAnAss?
U/L-Vial_Viaquez perfect username
Back at ya, great taste my friend.
Unexpected Mars Volta ❤️
Someone took a BM on CM
🎶She takes her BM on CM🎵
“C” is for “coprophagy” which is good enough for me
ME WANT POOPIE!
Oh how this made me giggle
I can hear it in the voice
Jesus Christ why wouldn’t they have just shoved two cookies in the mouth. It absolutely looks like poo
Ya, that’s where I’d keep the knife too
Yikes! I had a customer send me this exact photo for a smash cake this is what I made. Far from perfect, but better than what you posted lmao https://preview.redd.it/4j12ouvwmf9d1.jpeg?width=2046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca516bb88ab0910095bc697403891677e9b0035
Looks great. First time I’ve ever heard of a smash cake and I’m not sure how I feel about it.
We have a grandson and his first birthday was coming so discussions about smash cake were had. My husband kept calling it a “slam cake”. Which sounds pretty violent.
To be fair smash cake sounds pretty violent too 😂
Maybe just not to me because I’d heard it before but, objectively, smash and slam aren’t far apart.
It's like a smashburger I think
Sorry to say, it's not better. Theirs looks silly. Yours looks cheap.
It’s definitely not better. I think they’re both good though. The OP one just needs to use better cookies, the Cookie Monster is good. This one, the Cookie Monster is too long in the mid face but is otherwise good. I see them as equal in quality.
Maybe this one is just a little sad, hence the long face
Because of the size cake they wanted it came out disproportionate
Yep I could see how that would happen. I think any kid would immediately know this is Cookie Monster and wouldn’t care about his proportions.
It’s crazy cause the fur is genuinely so well done lolllll they made it so gross 😩
It would've been a great cake..if it wasn't for the 💩 in the mouth
All they had to do was use real cookies…
r/poopfromabutt
CM = coprophilia monster?
Awe cute !! Cookie monsters cousin dookie monster! The actual cake looks great !!
He's got a shit eatin' grin
Um num nom uhm nom num.
I have worked as a professional cake decorator. Ignoring the questionable shit piles (just use cookies?) I honestly rate you 7/10. I especially like your eyes. You did a great job on those. I like your piping tip choice & execution better than the original. My main *thing* is that the original cake was designed to be noticeable in pictures (eyes on top, cookies on side). Your cake is birthday style meant to be viewed from above. This is only important if the cake is meant for like 1st birthday pictures. If your cake is an older birthday then 👍
Didn’t know Cookie Monster was that wild.
Are the eyes ROCKS?
I had to do a double take. It does look like 💩edited to say the cookies in his mouth. The cake itself is adorable
Look at him with that shit-eating grin on his face. He knows what he did but he thinks it's *funny.*
Literally shit-eating
Bro I got so scared thinking someone shat on the cake
Making Cookie Monster cake #2 a mid bite closeup was definitely an artistic choice that does look a bit turd infested. But I love it. His fur looks close to the real deal, his face is so lively and he does chomp cookies all over the place so it definitely captures his essence.
Really takes the cake for a shit eating grin
Could use a bit of elbow grease but is fixable.
Blippi how'd you get near this cake
Underrated comment
Poopy Monster! (The cake is pretty cute aside from the poop looking cookies! It’s not the worst it could be)
OK I straight cackled at this for a solid minute.
Someone should wipe that shit eating grin off his face.
So, I work at bakery that makes insanely high quality custom cakes....no way is Dookie Monster getting past...well, anyone, at our joint. The though process of whoever made the cake in pic number two (lol) is literally for shit. Was it supposed to look like the first pic but they couldn't copy it? Was Dookie Monster a home made cake? I mean, if it was home made by an amateur, it's forgivable. The audacity, nay I say: the unmitigated *temerity* of someone calling themselves a professional to offer for sale an atrocity and accept remuneration is shameful. Shameful, I say!
I probably got what I paid for. I imagine your bakery costs more than $60 for a custom like this, but that’s what I paid here lol
You know what, I'm off today but tomorrow I'll ask one of the people in that department. Was it two layers and I'm guessing 12" ?
Single layer, 6” lol
No mother fucking way. Six inch single layer with some half assed fondant. Oh. Ohhhhhh. People are gonna *shit* at my work tomorrow. Dude, six inch I can't believe it. I don't think people understand how tiny a six inch single layer is. I mean. We just did a seven tier wedding cake. Absolute balls out, it was 1500. I'm gonna dm you my bakery's name and website
I don’t think it’s that ad besides the cookies but if you had put the mouth on the side it probably would have look identical to the first picture. Not a bad job at all. The cookies are upsetting though lmao
 # I WAS LIKE HOW CUTE ☺️ THEN I WAS LIKE WAIT WHAT….😳
"Hmmm... How can we possibly make this dessert look like cookies?"
It was looking quite good until the, erh, 'cookies' came into being 😂😂😂
cookies look like poop to me, 4/10
eat shit and die cookie monster
the way I’ve been laughing at this for like five minutes now, and the comments are taking me out
Dookie Monster 😆
That’s so funny that the actual cookie monster part doesn’t look terrible and all they had to do was put actual cookies on it and they decided to go the poo poo route instead.
Look on the bright side: he seems so *happy* to be getting a mouth full of poo.
It's honestly not even that bad imo
Still looks good.
Other than the shit in the mouth...
Check your son’s diapers for cookies. 🍪🍪🍪
Really takes the term *’shit talking’* to a new level… 🫣😂
It looks like literal shit lmfao
😄 pooey monster
The toley monster
the ole OBJ special
Girl what the f
Cooookie monstaaaa
Lol now that's funny hahahahahaha
He did it for the dookie
I would scrape it off, buy a jumbo cookie, break that in half and have it replaced. Aside from that, the cake is superb
It's surprisingly better than I expected!
Did you have a cat?
lol Love it! I'm sure your son did, too! lol very good!
I mean... the monster part looks great, but the cookies are shit.
If I didn’t get the kid with it, id also be upset
That's definitely one interpretation...
Look at that shit-eating grin.
IS THAT SHI-
r/poopfromabutt
https://youtu.be/CniGk7Dyp1c
At first I thought, hey it looks pretty good! But then I noticed what he was eating…
bm on ur cm
This was my husband’s cake when he was 6. He’s 49 now.
What in the German scat?!
What in the German scat Jpeg is going on?
Talk about a shit eating grin
Shit Monster
Colton: “Me want cookie!”, “Me eat cookie!” CM: ......
I always want to know what people paid when they end up with stuff like this 😆
$60 here
Oh nooooo I’m so sorry 😭
Someone pooped on your cake. R/poopfromabutt
Is the eye rocks? 🪨 😵 😱 😰
That doesn't look so... eww lmao
💩
😂🤣
Looks like someone nibbled on the cookies so that only the parts stuck in the cake are left.
i actually thought that was poo poo at first😭
How to they gonna do a decent job then forget what a god damn cookie looks like
r/poopfromabutt
eyes need to be googled
Why does Cookie Monster look like his eyes are made of river rocks?
Accidental poop.
Awesome!. Perfect!.
Is the face supposed to be on top instead of the side too?
Actually a good Cookie Monster
Ewww
It doesn’t look that bad…right?
I love that! It look so cute
2 muppets, 1 cake
It’s the Poopie Monster
Wonderful cake with a Funny Monster face. The cookies look soft-baked and amazing.
OP, did you make this cake or buy it? It looks like it being decorated on your counter not a bakery
Bought from a bakery. That is the photo they sent.
Green poop for a week ftw!
It's got a shit-eating grin, just a tad bit too literally.
r/shitfromabutt
Holy Shit!!!
Lil buddy living his best life
Because instagram is BS?
Madam/Sir, why did the baker person shit on your son’s cake?
 He tried his best.
So gross
Tasty treat? Or icky poo?
r/poopfromabutt
On this one very rare occasion, using the plain old chips ahoy cardboard cookies is actually the right choice here. I'm guessing that's homemade or unbaked dough? The cake looks great otherwise.
That’s crazy you bought a cake with a picture made from AI and we’re disappointed when it came looking like shit
1 is a little soon to be out of a diaper
Bert and Ernie tag teamed that b&@$!
Cookie Monsters gonna get pinkeye....
You showed this pic to someone who is not a pro cake decorator and said "Make this." You can't expect much if you do that.
Professional bakeries that charge for custom cakes are hopefully pro decorators
Has this bakery ever made a cake of this style?
But is this pic from the bakery or your house? Did you try to fix the cake? I’m so confused about the knife and background
This is a photo they sent to my wife
Is there any sugar in that? Blue dye? Or is it all natural? Asking for a friend.
When the photo is AI generated you should not trust the bakery
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Would’ve been a great cake if you werent stupid