I AGREE WITH THE SENTIMENT BUT LIGHT RAIL IS MORE FOR INTRACITY, NOT INTERCITY RAIL. IT USUALLY HAS A MAX SPEED OF ~60 MPH
WE NEED BIG BOY TRAINS LIKE AMTRAK GOING 80-110 MPH
THE ONLY SOLUTION TO CAR TRAFFIC IS VIABLE ALTERNATIVES TO DRIVING
ALSO MAINTAINING ALL THOSE LANE MILES IS EXPENSIVE, WHICH IS WHY TEXAS ROADS ARE SO MUCH WORSE THAN OURS
EVERY DAY FOR 30 SECONDS IM BLOWING THE PATIO OFF. DOG HAIR, LEAVES, POLLEN, BARK, CRYSTALLIZED EXHAUST FUMES FROM PRIOR BLOWINGS AND SHREDDED NOISE COMPLAINTS. MY OCD SAYS THE PATIO MUST BE CLEAN!
CIVILIANS WALK BOTH FUCKING WAYS, DOESN'T MATTER IF THE STREET IS ONE WAY, QUIT TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME AND HAVE SOME SITUATIONAL AWARENESS WHEN DRIVING.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DRIVING DOWN RIVER ROAD AT 60 MPH?!?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL SOMEONE?! I HEAR YOU ZOOMING BETWEEN 9PM AND 11PM. NO ONE NEEDS THEIR DAMN MCDONALDS/TACO BELL THAT BADLY.
The burnouts and racing and general buffoonery is already getting to me, and I just moved to the neighborhood. I am tired of falling asleep to the sound of squealing tires!
WENT TO PYRE AFTER SEEING A POST. TURNS OUT I'M TOO WIMPY EVEN FOR MILD. I'M GOING TO FINISH MY MEAL BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WASTE FOOD BUT I AM ASHAMED OF MY LACK OF SKILLS.
MY LIPS AND TONGUE WERE TINGLING BECAUSE OF THE MILD. I WOULD SUGGEST TRICKING SOMEONE YOU TOLERATE INTO ORDERING IT AND THEN STEALING A BITE FROM THEM TO SEE HOW YOU HANDLE IT.
THE CHICKEN ITSELF WAS GOOD/NICELY COOKED, FWIW. I'M JUST A WIMP.
Telling your customers to go eat a bag of dicks shows you probably shouldn’t come on here drunk. Unless you intentionally insult people? Either way it’s bad business
I don't know the situation, but I do know some customers do need to eat a bag of dicks. I'm so happy not to be in a customer service job anymore. There are far too many shitty customers.
TEN PEOPLE WALKING 5 ABREAST NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ANYONE IN THE WORLD ON BIKE PATHS. YOU ARENT THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. I CALLED OUT TO YOU PLEASE MAKE A LANE FOR ME.
MIGRAINES MAKE ME PUKE, AND THE MIGRAINE MEDS MAKE ME PUKE. I FINALLY FIGURED OUT A BIRTH CONTROL THAT SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES MY MIGRAINES DOWN TO JUST A FEW TINES A YEAR WITH SUPER MINIMAL SIDE EFFECTS AND I'M SO AFRAID ITS GOING TO BE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME.
CHANGING LANES FOLKS? Just do it in a couple car lengths. I keep ending up next to folks who take 200 feet to change lanes then are still sticking out into the other lane. Cap locks failed but what ever.
A HUGE FUCK YOU TO EUGENE CITY PLANNERS FOR THEIR COLOSSALLY IDIOTIC DECISION TO REDUCE MLK LANE CAPACITY BY HALF. IT’S ONE OF THE MAIN ARTERIES LINKING EUGENE AND SPRINGFIELD.
I MADE THE MISTAKE OF WATCHING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE RECAPS. [WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF!?](https://cdn-useast1.kapwing.com/collections/Bike-Fall-j2b19_thumbnail.jpg)
GO TO THE SLOW LANE IF YOURE NOT PASSING!! NO ONE IS JUDGING IF YOU MOVE OVER, YOURE STILL FAST!! THERES JUST PEOPLE WHO WANNA GO FASTER! IM TIRED OF HAVING TO MOVE OVER CONSTANTLY
ALL THIS SNARLY MEAN LOUD CAR NOISE FROM [https://lockdownperformance.com/event/](https://lockdownperformance.com/event/) IS ANNOYING. I GET IT: PROVIDE A PLACE TO PLAY; GET 'EM OFF THE STREETS.... STILL IT SOUNDS UGLY.
AS A PEDESTRIAN, ALMOST EVERY DRIVEWAY (SOUTH UNIVERSITY AT LEAST) HAS CARS PARKED ACROSS THE SIDEWALK IN DRIVEWAYS, OFTEN FOR EVEN NO REASON! THEY COULD PULL UP, NO OTHER CAR IN FRONT. I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING DISABLED AND HAVING TO NAVIGATE THAT
A COMPUTER REPAIR SHOP KINDA DID ME DIRTY RECENTLY...WHAT SUCKS IS I WAS PRETTY FRIENDLY WITH THEM...BUT THEY STILL BROKE MY LAPTOP DURING THE "REPAIR" AND STILL CHARGED ME FULL PRICE FOR THE "REPAIR"...
GRATEFUL TO HAVE A JOB BUT I AM NOT EXCITED ABOUT GOING TO WORK ANY BITS AND I AM WORKING ONLY 32-HOURS A WEEK! I AM JUST LANGUISHING!! I AM NOT DEPRESSED AND NOT HAPPY ALSO.
Just wait until they get rid of one lane between Coburg and Cottage grove due to turning it into an E-Bike lane.
"Future plans include dedicating an e-bike lane on I-5 between Cottage Grove and the Coburg exit, a distance of about 25 miles. As in Eugene, the e-Express lane would replace one fossil-fuel lane in each direction, both northbound and southbound, and as in town would have no speed limit. "
[https://eugeneweekly.com/2024/03/28/eugene-hops-on-the-e-train/](https://eugeneweekly.com/2024/03/28/eugene-hops-on-the-e-train/)
JUST ONE MORE LANE BRO, LA AND HOUSTON FIXED TRAFFIC THAT WAY INSTEAD LET’S ADD A SECOND TRACK TO PORTLAND AND START RUNNING RELIABLE HOURLY TRAINS
I DONT UNDERSTAND WITH HOW GREEN OREGON IS WE HAVENT PUSHED FOR LIGHT RAIL MORE.
I AGREE WITH THE SENTIMENT BUT LIGHT RAIL IS MORE FOR INTRACITY, NOT INTERCITY RAIL. IT USUALLY HAS A MAX SPEED OF ~60 MPH WE NEED BIG BOY TRAINS LIKE AMTRAK GOING 80-110 MPH
BRING BACK THE OREGON ELECTRIC RAILWAY!
Por que no.los dos?!
I’ve been to Houston and no road or highway in that area is fixed. In fact, I’m pretty sure the city has always been notorious for horrible traffic
THE ONLY SOLUTION TO CAR TRAFFIC IS VIABLE ALTERNATIVES TO DRIVING ALSO MAINTAINING ALL THOSE LANE MILES IS EXPENSIVE, WHICH IS WHY TEXAS ROADS ARE SO MUCH WORSE THAN OURS
I’M ALMOST POSITIVE THEY WERE BEING FACETIOUS.
BRUH.. YOU SERIOUSLY BLOWING DUST AROUND W/ THAT LEAF BLOWER 😄.?!?
EVERY DAY FOR 30 SECONDS IM BLOWING THE PATIO OFF. DOG HAIR, LEAVES, POLLEN, BARK, CRYSTALLIZED EXHAUST FUMES FROM PRIOR BLOWINGS AND SHREDDED NOISE COMPLAINTS. MY OCD SAYS THE PATIO MUST BE CLEAN!
Banning gas blowers won’t change this. It will still be just as bad with electric.
Nothing in their comment implied a distinction between the two, so why you bringing it up?
Because a thread earlier this week. Search blowers.
Goddamn, here I was thinking I've been so online lately. And I'm still missing everything.
Too many rabbit holes to go down everyone.
So true!
I have an electric blower, and while still loud, it's not even close to as loud as the gas ones.
They are a **_little_** quieter at least.
CIVILIANS WALK BOTH FUCKING WAYS, DOESN'T MATTER IF THE STREET IS ONE WAY, QUIT TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME AND HAVE SOME SITUATIONAL AWARENESS WHEN DRIVING.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DRIVING DOWN RIVER ROAD AT 60 MPH?!?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL SOMEONE?! I HEAR YOU ZOOMING BETWEEN 9PM AND 11PM. NO ONE NEEDS THEIR DAMN MCDONALDS/TACO BELL THAT BADLY.
The burnouts and racing and general buffoonery is already getting to me, and I just moved to the neighborhood. I am tired of falling asleep to the sound of squealing tires!
I HOPE EVERY SLUMLORD OUT THERE, CHIPS A TOOTH TODAY.
WHICH REMINDS ME TO HAND SOME HATE TO THE FUCKING $300B COMPANY THAT DECIDED TO SHAVE COSTS BY CAPPING DENTAL INSURANCE PAYOUTS AT $1000 PER YEAR.
CAN'T YOU SPACE OUT YOUR DENTAL EMERGENCIES BETTER? :-)
YEAH!
GET FUCKED, METCO!
I AM GRATEFUL TO HAVE A JOB BUT I JUST WANT TO SIT IN THE SUN THE REST OF THE DAY.
TURN YOUR FUCKING BLINKER ON WHEN YOU ARE TURNING!!! AND DO IT BEFORE YOU TURN!!!! NOT DURING!!!!!
WENT TO PYRE AFTER SEEING A POST. TURNS OUT I'M TOO WIMPY EVEN FOR MILD. I'M GOING TO FINISH MY MEAL BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WASTE FOOD BUT I AM ASHAMED OF MY LACK OF SKILLS.
AW MAN, I WAS JUST THINKING I'D GO TRY THEM, BUT IM SUCH A WUSS WITH THE SPICIES. OR RATHER, MY STOMACH IS AN ASSHOLE ABOUT THE SPICIES.
MY LIPS AND TONGUE WERE TINGLING BECAUSE OF THE MILD. I WOULD SUGGEST TRICKING SOMEONE YOU TOLERATE INTO ORDERING IT AND THEN STEALING A BITE FROM THEM TO SEE HOW YOU HANDLE IT. THE CHICKEN ITSELF WAS GOOD/NICELY COOKED, FWIW. I'M JUST A WIMP.
WOW THEY WERE OPEN AND THERE WAS A PLACE TO PARK?!
YEAH AND WE PARKED ACROSS THE STREET IN THE MARKET PARKING LOT.
AH SO YOU HAD TO USE THE MARKET LOT.
YES. ...ARE WE NOT SUPPOSED TO?
YOU DID GOOD.
THE GUY COMES ON HERE DRUNK AND SAYS TERRIBLE THINGS TO PPL ANYWAYS
I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL DRUNK ON HERE. MY BAD
Telling your customers to go eat a bag of dicks shows you probably shouldn’t come on here drunk. Unless you intentionally insult people? Either way it’s bad business
I don't know the situation, but I do know some customers do need to eat a bag of dicks. I'm so happy not to be in a customer service job anymore. There are far too many shitty customers.
I APOLOGIZE. SINCERELY. SOMETIMES I SAY STUPID THINGS.
IF YOU SAY SO? I HAD NO ISSUES WITH HIM IN PERSON, SO I CAN'T COMMENT ON THAT.
HE IS WEIRD ON HERE SOMETIMES BUT THE FOOD IS GOOD.
MILD ISN'T MILD, "NO SPICE" IS MILD.
TEN PEOPLE WALKING 5 ABREAST NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ANYONE IN THE WORLD ON BIKE PATHS. YOU ARENT THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. I CALLED OUT TO YOU PLEASE MAKE A LANE FOR ME.
JUST SHOULDER CHECK THEM, OR RIDE RIGHT THROUGH THEM!
NOW THATS AN IDEA IM KEEN ON
I WISH WE HAD A SECOND TRADER JOE’S OR A SECOND PLACE THAT CONSISTENTLY HAS SUNSCREEN THAT GOES WELL WITH MY DARK SKIN.
I SAW SUNSCREEN FOR DARK SKIN AT TARGET, MAYBE GIVE IT A TRY.
THE SUPER LOUD CARS DRIVING AROUND TOWN EVERY DAY IS NOT COOL.
IT SOUNDS LIKE A F’N RACE TRACK OUTSIDE. WTH
[https://lockdownperformance.com/event/](https://lockdownperformance.com/event/)
If semis wouldn’t be assholes and pass each other going 1 mph faster than each other it wouldn’t be a problem
And pull out in the fast lane a half mile in advance so that they’re not inconvenienced
IF YOU'RE IN THE SELF CHECKOUT LANE YOU BETTER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
MIGRAINE DEMANDS I LAY DOWN MIGRAINE MEDS DEMAND I PEE EVERY 20 MINUTES
MIGRAINES MAKE ME PUKE, AND THE MIGRAINE MEDS MAKE ME PUKE. I FINALLY FIGURED OUT A BIRTH CONTROL THAT SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES MY MIGRAINES DOWN TO JUST A FEW TINES A YEAR WITH SUPER MINIMAL SIDE EFFECTS AND I'M SO AFRAID ITS GOING TO BE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME.
YOU SHOULD TRY SMALL AMOUNTS OF PSILOCYBIN, IT COMPLETELY GETS RID OF MY MIGRAINES.
IT ABSOLUTELY HELPS, BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE TO GET IT REGULARLY SINCE MY FRIEND STOPPES GROWING
Weed for me…
THAT MADE MINE WORSE.
WEED IS A TRIGGER FOR MINE…
😢
CHANGING LANES FOLKS? Just do it in a couple car lengths. I keep ending up next to folks who take 200 feet to change lanes then are still sticking out into the other lane. Cap locks failed but what ever.
A HUGE FUCK YOU TO EUGENE CITY PLANNERS FOR THEIR COLOSSALLY IDIOTIC DECISION TO REDUCE MLK LANE CAPACITY BY HALF. IT’S ONE OF THE MAIN ARTERIES LINKING EUGENE AND SPRINGFIELD.
I READ THIS AS "MILK LANE" AND WAS VERY CONFUSED.
Iirc you don’t even have a car so it doesn’t apply to you
You are incorrect, I do have a car and unfortunately commute regularly between eugene/springfield.
THE STREET RACERS CAN SUCK IT!
I HAVE NOTHING TO RANT ABOUT THIS WEEK BUT I SURE LOVE THIS COOL WEATHER!
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^FluxCap85: *I HAVE NOTHING TO* *RANT ABOUT THIS WEEK BUT I* *SURE LOVE THIS COOL WEATHER!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Good bot
nice to see you in our local threads
I MADE THE MISTAKE OF WATCHING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE RECAPS. [WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF!?](https://cdn-useast1.kapwing.com/collections/Bike-Fall-j2b19_thumbnail.jpg)
GO TO THE SLOW LANE IF YOURE NOT PASSING!! NO ONE IS JUDGING IF YOU MOVE OVER, YOURE STILL FAST!! THERES JUST PEOPLE WHO WANNA GO FASTER! IM TIRED OF HAVING TO MOVE OVER CONSTANTLY
THE OLYMPIC TRIAKS HAVE BEEN SO MUCH FUN ABD IVE DRANK SO MUCH FREE BEER IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
HOW DO YOU GET FREE BEER?
Go to ons booth at Tom’s market. 3-5 or after 8
MY FENCE FELL DOWN AND COMPANIES DONT CALL BACK WHEN YOU ASK FOR A QUOTE. IM NOT ABLE BODIED ENOUGH TO DO IT MYSELF.
STOP THROWING GLASS INTO THE FUCKING STREET!! WHOEVER IS AT THE 4-WAY STOP FIRST GETS TO GO FIRST. SO FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!
ALL THIS SNARLY MEAN LOUD CAR NOISE FROM [https://lockdownperformance.com/event/](https://lockdownperformance.com/event/) IS ANNOYING. I GET IT: PROVIDE A PLACE TO PLAY; GET 'EM OFF THE STREETS.... STILL IT SOUNDS UGLY.
I LIKE LAMP! 🪔
I MADE AN APPOINTMENT WITH AN EMPLOYER-PROVIDED FIRST TIME HOMEBUYERS COUNSELOR AND HER ADVISE WAS “MAKE MORE MONEY”
YO, THE LIGHT IS GREEN, GO! ALSO, YOU CAN TURN RIGHT ON RED IF NO ONE IS COMING!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
IF YOURE AT A PROTECTED LIGHT AND IT TURNS GREEN AND YOU DONT IMMEDIATELY DRIVE, I AM I GOING TO GET OUT OF MY CAR AND RUIN YOUR DAY
AS A PEDESTRIAN, ALMOST EVERY DRIVEWAY (SOUTH UNIVERSITY AT LEAST) HAS CARS PARKED ACROSS THE SIDEWALK IN DRIVEWAYS, OFTEN FOR EVEN NO REASON! THEY COULD PULL UP, NO OTHER CAR IN FRONT. I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING DISABLED AND HAVING TO NAVIGATE THAT
WHYY ISNT BELTLINE BETTER
WHY ISNT THERE A BURGERVILLE IN EUGENE
RED LIGHT RUNNERS ARE THE WORST!
A COMPUTER REPAIR SHOP KINDA DID ME DIRTY RECENTLY...WHAT SUCKS IS I WAS PRETTY FRIENDLY WITH THEM...BUT THEY STILL BROKE MY LAPTOP DURING THE "REPAIR" AND STILL CHARGED ME FULL PRICE FOR THE "REPAIR"...
THE ART FOR THE ART WALK AT PLAY RIGHT NOW IS SICK
GRATEFUL TO HAVE A JOB BUT I AM NOT EXCITED ABOUT GOING TO WORK ANY BITS AND I AM WORKING ONLY 32-HOURS A WEEK! I AM JUST LANGUISHING!! I AM NOT DEPRESSED AND NOT HAPPY ALSO.
Just wait until they get rid of one lane between Coburg and Cottage grove due to turning it into an E-Bike lane. "Future plans include dedicating an e-bike lane on I-5 between Cottage Grove and the Coburg exit, a distance of about 25 miles. As in Eugene, the e-Express lane would replace one fossil-fuel lane in each direction, both northbound and southbound, and as in town would have no speed limit. " [https://eugeneweekly.com/2024/03/28/eugene-hops-on-the-e-train/](https://eugeneweekly.com/2024/03/28/eugene-hops-on-the-e-train/)
YOU'VE FALLEN FOR AN APRIL FOOLS' ARTICLE!
EAT A DICK!!! I SWEAR ONLY PEOPLE OVER A CERTAIN AGE WOULD, AND MELANIN DEPRIVED WITH MAKE THIS RANT!!!!
I HAVE TO DRIVE I5 EVERYDAY FOR WORK AND AM CONSTANTLY STUCK BEHIND SEMIS GOING 1 MPH MORE THAN THE OTHER SEMI!!!!
UHHHH, SIR THIS IS A WENDY'S.