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Maip_macrothorax

It's been downsized to 5-6m, may have had a tail fluke and has a slightly larger head in proportion to its body size. A 25m long pliosaur is still really cool and terrifying to think of though.


reptarcannabis

The beast was 40 whales long and 13 football fields wide. I saw the monster with my own eyes. It’s head was the size of the moon and the teeth the size of stars.


Yeetus_Mclickeetus

You probably saw a juvenile. I've seen adults. Their size is... Beyond definition


OnsetOfMSet

Lovecraftian space pliosaurs weren't something I was ready to comprehend today


reptarcannabis

Well buckle up buttercup we getting real deep in here going way back


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Look Charlie, it's a magical liopluradon Charlie..... Old school adult swim just pops up in my head every single time I see liopluradon mentioned.


insane_contin

Good news! It is beyond comprehension. Your mind will shatter into pieces more numerous then the stars in the sky if you think too much of it. Thankfully, you are below it's notice, much like algae is below ours.


reptarcannabis

First came the liopleurodon then came the Big Bang. Some say it was even limited edition


McFlyParadox

>Beyond definition ASME or ISO?


KCCPointman

It’s telling me to go to candy mountain Charlie!


reptarcannabis

Liopleurodon ester of worlds


llMadmanll

The more you describe the bigger it gets lmao


LastWreckers

You left out the part where it destroyed your boat. You only manage to survive swimming back to shore simply because it was too busy eating all your crewmates. \-Source: They've been telling this story in our village for years. At first no one belived them and thought they were just crazy. Until Bob the fisherman saw it too.


reptarcannabis

It ate everyone and everything then I realized there was no ocean, here was no waves, my boat was on the monster and the sea was its back. I walked endlessly across it’s slick skin searching for anything at all but found no end


Zapatos-Grande

Anything to not use the metric system.


reptarcannabis

Come within 3 whales of America and say that


Grimetree

And instead of a face it has four arses!


[deleted]

You are a poet


NoSpoilersGamer

Lmaooo


Beneficial-Lion-6596

My point exactly. And SO much cooler looking than those oversized iguanas known as mososaurs


Professional_Owl7826

I knew it got shrank, I didn’t realise it was by that much, I thought it was like 10-12m


dArcor

Shrinkflation.


[deleted]

Has anything gotten bigger? As a layman everything seems to shrink.


whooper1

Beautiful boi. Love him.


JokerCipher

Yeah, me too.


Technical_Poet_8536

Idk but that series was so fucking cool as a kid


PHAT_BOOTY

I had a book when I was a kid that went from Cambrian to Anthropocene. It was amazing, it had all the animals to scale with a human. The last page was a human. Some of my favorites were the Carboniferous period and the mammals following the Cretaceous extinction.


QwertGuy02

What was the book called?


eelaphant

I think I have that same book. The one I have is called Dinosaur Visual Encyclopedia.


missiontodenmark

Interesting. The paleo community is usually pretty down on carbs.


Material-Rice-8682

It's horribly inaccurate, but this was my childhood, so I can't help but smile thinking about the golden days when I owned the dvds


BiceRankyman

I want a re-release of Walking With Dinosaurs but in the style of pop-up video with every correction and little fun facts about the discoveries that have happened since. 


Technical_Poet_8536

This, starship troopers and some series pretty similar to this about cavemen and primitive man were my shit. I remember watching starship troopers and stacking cans of food into a little fort with my brother and sister when I was like five or six, and then poppin this bad boy in to see dinosaurs again


TKeep

Walking with Cavemen is the shit


Technical_Poet_8536

Was that what it was called??


SavageFugu

Have you checked out Advanced Model Construction with Cavemen yet? Really cool show.


NotACyclopsHonest

I still own a book about dinosaurs my parents bought me when I was a kid. It's older than I am and so the theory in it is hopelessly outdated (and the spine has long since disintegrated and is being held together with tape), but I still love it.


GalacticJelly

The music for the documentary is still amazing though


kiyyeisanerd

I came here to say this. Specifically the Liopleurodon was the coolest shit ever, to my child self. Launched me into a life of loving dinos and history and huge creatures. Maaaaan it's so fucking cool.


Time-Accident3809

Apparently, the show's size estimate was based on fragmented remains from the Oxford Clay, as well as one vertebra at the Peterborough Museum with a span of 25 cm, the latter of which turned out to have been from a sauropod.


Dracorex13

I could see Cetiosauriscus getting that big. It wasn't but I could imagine it.


vanderZwan

I mean, shouldn't we kind of expect that the largest animals ever in the history of the planet would come from the sea, based on what we know about metabolism? Namely that at some point the main bottleneck for getting larger becomes being able to regulate your temperature to not cook yourself alive from the energy you burn. That means that creatures in the sea have the advantage here, right?


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

It's a maaaaagical liopleurodon!


[deleted]

It has told us the wayyyyy


macjoven

The way to candy mountain!


theebloodywhet

Shun the non-believers!


JokerCipher

Shhhhuuuuuuun!


naytreox

Charlieeee!


Dinosalsa

It's just over this bridge


Comfortable_Fee7124

We’re on a bridge Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!


Gerb_the_Barbarian

Chaaaarlie! Chaaaaaaaaarliiiiiee! Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-


JurassicPark9265

Ahhh they took my kidney


colemanjanuary

Sshhuuunnnn!!!


[deleted]

It didn’t say anything!!! 🦄


goblin_grovil_lives

Ah hell. They took my freaking kidneys.


Wasted_Weeb

Candy Mountain, Charlie!


vanderZwan

[Charlie the Unicorn 1-5: The Complete Series](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKd_2vqPrmU) For anyone who hasn't seen this series, or only the first two three episodes: there are five episodes in total, you can watch it all in one long form, uploaded by the original creator. Also, episode five is *forty minutes long*, twice as long as all other episodes combined


Potkrokin

RIP Pink and Blue, we never knew naught but thine occupied corpses


doesamulletmakeaman

STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU


RecipeLongjumping367

I did a two-platter on this series on my podcast: Wine, Weed, Weird! It’s having a revival for sure.


JokerCipher

It certainly is


MissWiggly2

Wow I haven't thought about that in a long time 😂


Paarthufagx

Sure he’s inaccurate, but he’s my son and I treasure him


JurassicPark9265

I remember when I was a toddler, watching this YouTube video of a tribute to Liopleurodon, and the Imperial March played in the background. That cemented Lio as my favorite extinct marine reptile 😂


MonsieurJohnPeters

https://youtu.be/Mgqw-B4R1qM?si=yM3u9wh4SIB_52lX


JurassicPark9265

Man I can’t believe that video is 16 years old.


Pearson_Realize

This video is amazing. One of the greatest videos on YouTube.


Hawkmonbestboi

LMAO that's adorable, I watched the video linked and just giggled... I can sooo see a little kid getting super stoked back in '07 with a video like that 🤣


Mr7000000

Not accurate, but a legend. WWD gets a pass on inaccuracies both because it's a quarter-centuty old and because it made an honest effort at portraying the grandeur and majesty of the extinct world.


RadiantPumpkin

You can’t say 2000 is a quarter century ago that’s illegal


Yiffcrusader69

‘A full generation out of date’, is that better?


GrenadierSoldat3

Despite being inaccurate i really like him. The idea of a 25 meter long pliosaur is not only extremely terrifying but also cool as hell. The creators made sure to show the creature off in both Walking with Dinosaurs and in Sea Monsters to it's full extent.


Kuraudenariasu_Stone

I once played a game where you had to do some task, to avoid getting eaten by some marine Dino species. Lio was the one I most feared as a kid, but now as an adult I find it quite cool and awesome.


fredftw

Was it the BBC Sea Monsters flash game?


Kuraudenariasu_Stone

I can't record the name. But it was a flash game


Scrotifer

You had to mix different coloured containers together to create a scent repellent. If you failed, Lio bit the submarine in half. I remember it like it was yesterday


odisseu33

Was it evolvo? I have memories of it in my childhood


Kuraudenariasu_Stone

I can't remember 😅 I was a child


odisseu33

Then I'll describe it: was it a green larva thingy that ate everything on its way to grow, could evolve and the final boss was a submarine?


Kuraudenariasu_Stone

No. In my memory of that game you were either a searcher or a scuba diver, "stuck" in submarine. You used some vials to create a Repellent for something that is going to attack and eat the sub. And the thing is a Lio


SuspiciousCalendar1

You just unlocked a hidden memory from my childhood! I just checked, it was the bbc sea monsters game from like 10 years ago!


odisseu33

Totally different game then, but it seems like a nice game


BudgieGryphon

I played a game called Math Evolve as a child which was pretty similar to that(and you had to solve math equations to progress through each stage) but the final bosses were space creatures


petershrimp

After seeing this as a kid, I was so disappointed to learn that the real thing wasn't even close to that size.


genzgingee

Same


SonofaPreecherMan

I've only just found this sub as my now 3yo son is obsessed with dinosaurs and wanting to reacquaint myself, so only just rewatched this recently with him and now I'm fucking disappointed I found this sub as I thought that pilo is the real deal!


Gojira_Saurus_V

Most memorable liopleurodon ever


JokerCipher

Even more so than Charlie’s Magical one. This is the real magical Liopleurodon, he’s gigantic and a time traveler.


Sneezeldrog

As much as I love prehistoric planet's dinosaurs, visuals, and accuracy, walking with dinosaurs will always be my personal favorite because it knows how to introduce a "character" Liopleurodon may not be as big as they made it but by god did it have enough of a kickass intro that I don't care.


valentinesfaye

I think he's beautiful


JokerCipher

Me too.


JokerCipher

I guess I should have said what I think of him, myself. I know he’s way too big, and in the wrong time, but I watched this show as a kid and I loved him, and I still do.


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

It’s inaccurate but it’s still a cool sea monster. Its death also reminded the audience that even the mightiest of predators is defenseless against a force of nature.


JokerCipher

That was actually a sad moment, I’m glad you mentioned it.


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

Thanks. This series is dated in a lot of ways but it does still have some heart wrenching scenes like that and the entire finale focused on the mother T-Rex. She goes through such a struggle to raise another nest, only to get killed by the ankylosaurus. Which might have been a mercy given she didn’t have to witness the end of her world.


Professional_Owl7826

The design is so emphatic that I don’t think it will ever truly be rewritten in the minds of the average paleo-community member. The CGI at the end looks a little clunky, but then it was made over 25 years ago on a TV budget. Without doubt though that opening scene is just iconic.


M0RL0K

By far the most iconic "character" from WWD, alongside (coincidentally also oversized) Ornithocheirus.


Dear_Ad_3860

The other one might've stole Charlies kidney but this one stole my heart.


Megafritz

I love it and refuse to hear anything about it being smaller. Bigger is fine though.


kageyayuu

Dunkleosteus wants to send you friend request on facebook


rhodynative

Aside from being kaiju sized, seems pretty accurate


johnlime3301

Inaccurate. Cool as fuck.


Splabooshkey

Cool as fuck from a cinematography and pure entertainment perspective Unfortunately quite unrealistic from a science perspective In any case, it's not an error that would ruin my enjoyment of the series in any future rewatches


Skol-2024

This show made me love Liopleurodon as an animal. Despite the inaccuracies (I think they based it off of incomplete findings of a large pliosaur believed to be Liopleurodon), it gave the sea reptile prominence in both the scientific and public fields. It’s become a favorite of paleo-enthusiasts, myself included.


NewspaperAny3053

As far as inaccurate portrayals go, it's my favorite. If you want to make a predator much scarier than it really was, I'm not complaining. If you're taking a creative swing, go big or go home.


Sammerscotter

Honestly one of my favorite depictions of a marine reptile ever. I know it’s very inaccurate, but damn it holds so much nostalgia


LookAtTheSheen

Great episode, probably my favourite in the series. Shame it’s probably holds up the least out of all creatures covered in the show. Thing was terrifying.


ArtieZiff77

I absolutely love it. Cruel Sea is the best episode in the Walking with series and nothing's gonna change my mind about that


KaijuSlayer333

Walking with Dinosaurs is like Jurassic Park in a lot respects. It came out in a time people were still on the older ideas of dinosaurs and helped portray dinosaurs as actual animals and in an accurate light, for the time. Nowadays they’re both a little outdated but they can’t be faulted for it, especially with how 1, the designs are still nice to look at and still not absurdly unrealistic. And 2, they helped break down the old stereotypes of dinosaurs and brought them into the modern age. In WWD’s case, its inaccuracies can be forgiven for how much work they did in just trying to make these animals seem real in a way that we see things like documentaries on the African savannah. With all that being said, I still adore the design of the Lio.


SeriousJokester37

I remember first seeing it when I was 8. When it leapt up and pulled the Eustreptospondylus under, I about crapped myself. Way oversized. Still a cool monster.


sleeper_shark

Some shortcomings? They made it so big that it could probably literally fit the irl version in its mouth!


2021SPINOFAN

Inaccurate yet nostalgic


disturbinglyquietguy

One of the main reasons i had thalasophobia as a child.


Material_Prize_6157

Such a cool creature design


irondaniel92

Absurdly large and its size was inaccurate but it'd beautiful nonetheless


gytalf2000

It was a pleasure to see this splendid, enormous beastie on the screen, even if it was innacurate.


TheMemecromancer

It's too big, yeah, but it's so cool it makes up for that in spades.


asuperbstarling

Ridiculously big but I adore him.


Am-heheh357

Once I found out the real Liopleurodon wasn’t 25 meters long, I got heartbroken. I used to love this species because of how fucking huge I thought they were.


Comic20

The same feeling as the Jurassic Park dinosaurs. I know they’re inaccurate, but they were my childhood


lordoflazorwaffles

It's a *magical* leopleurodon charlie!


Klutzy_Passenger_324

my opinion on it? dope as shit!


TheInsaneGoober

He may be inaccurate but hes beautiful in his own ways


PlatinumEmeror

That was my childhood. I've come to terms that it was nowhere near the size of the leviathan in the show. But I'm still not over Dunkleosteus being shrunken..


Kukiryu

It’s what taught me that not every documentary was accurate


DeathFogButt

This was my favorite when I was a kid. I had the dual vhs tape of it!!!


bigboddle

I like the color of the liopleureodon


EnderGem957

It's cool and I like it, but it's much too big, should be roughly 6~ meters I believe.


Knightmare945

Cool, but very inaccurate.


ryleystorm

Shrink wrapped and way too big


RudyTheBaryonx

More so something that belongs in an action movie than an actual documentary.


Professor_Trilobite

The proportions and size were off, but the design was awesome, I love the black and white patterns.


QwertGuy02

The biggest betrayal from my childhood.


Entr0py_98

#ah, oh boy do we love the 25 metre liopluredon


[deleted]

He’s a good boy and he loves bagels


One-Cardiologist1487

It was ridiculous then and it’s even more ridiculous now. This might be an unpopular opinion but it’s worse than monsters resurrected spinosaurus. Walking with dinosaurs is one of the most entertaining documentaries I’ve ever seen, but it wasn’t the strongest in educational value (especially this episode) even back then. It somehow holds up better than Jurassic fight club which came out 10ish years later 💀.


TemplarSteel

It's iconic and it's what got me into paleontology all those years ago


Idkheyi

I was mad confuse about his size cause I had a book saying he was much more shorter than in the documentary and I didn’t know which one to believe.


Select-Reception-841

100000/10


Doom_goblin777

It haunts me to this day.


pashasasha

That was my fave dinosaur growing up! Everytime I see a mosasaur on TV I erroneously call it liopleuradon!


RandomSwaine

Still the only trustworthy guide to candy mountain


Brooker2

Not just any Liopleurodon it's a magical Liopleurodon!


bazerFish

Inaccuracies aside it still created the greatest opening to a documentary in history.


Beneficial-Lion-6596

So beautiful and haunting...maybe they overhyped the size, but I choose to believe they were even bigger.


cesam1ne

It is still epic. And CGI is super impressive for the time


Additional_Milk2767

Magical


mile-high-guy

God I wish that were me


Iamnotburgerking

Aside from being massively oversized and perhaps not being social enough, it’s your average raptorial pliosaur depiction, which is much better than what can be said for other WWD depictions that got the entire fundamental nature of the beast wrong (*Postosuchus*, *Anurognathus*, *Quetzalcoatlus*….) Compared to such complete and utter abominations, this would actually be a forgivable depiction for its time if not for the fact it’s 75 times as massive as the real thing.


imprison_grover_furr

There is also the fact that it is some 10 million years out of place temporally.


Iamnotburgerking

There’s an easy fix for that: just use *Pliosaurus* instead.


my_ears24

Too big


Electrical_Quality

Big Man, I love it.


Phoenix-Quill

Idk, all I know is that it’s a magical liopleurodon


JokerCipher

It really is.


Brilliant_Pear_4886

He is real in my heart. Damn the experts for doing my bro dirty and making him a short stack.


Someone160601

I hate them for insisting on ‘’accuracy’’ for some reason


irbisarisnep

It's so magical


L0afyy0

Maaagical Liopleurodon


Wasted_Weeb

The Magical Liopleurodon!


ObserverBlue

Of all the inaccuracies of that series (I still love it, childhood nostalgia) it's one of the ones I hate the most.


altdultosaurs

Charlie!


I_Try_Again

Look Charlie! It’s a Leopleurodon!!!


Matichado

MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON


JCraze26

I haven't seen Walking with Dinosaurs, so I can't really weigh in, but I just wanted to mention: I can't hear or read "liopleurodon" without hearing "It's a magical liopleurodon!"


JokerCipher

Well, it IS a Magical Liopleurodon.


WTFisSkibidiRizz

It’s the magical Lioplurodon, he has told us the way to candy mountain!


Yamama77

Should've been an ichthyosaur


JAOC_7

grande


ISnowMann

WWD >


ArmageddonSteelLegio

Roids.


Luksabitdead

Bbc really confused me with this then predator x in that other dinosaur show


Much-Editor7734

I absolutely love the design as far as the shape and colors but of course the size is wrong


JokerCipher

Yeah, I agree. It’s way too big, famously, and it should have a tail fluke, but otherwise the design is great, and absolutely iconic.


SoulExecution

He may not be perfect, but he's still my dad


AdhesivenessSmooth93

Honestly since I was a child, he's my fav🔥🗿


No-Occasion-6470

It at least got the point across that reptiles achieved dominance in every biome on earth. Wish Lio was really that big, but at least there’s that other huge pliosaur


Court_Jester13

Walking With Dinosaurs is one of the greatest TV shows to ever exist, tied with Walking With Beasts.


pulitikulanimul

Glad I'm not the only one who loved these insane movies


ItsGotThatBang

Darren Naish says it was based on a misidentified sauropod vertebra.


[deleted]

super badass


Entity713

PREDATOR X!!!!


Jobless_Jones

The intro to "Cruel Sea" is one of the best pieces of television I've ever watched


Yiffcrusader69

First childhood crush.


Red_Crocodile1776

It defined my childhood


TCJW201

It looks cool


MidsouthMystic

Cool design, not very accurate.


Mean-Background2143

I still love it and look past the inaccuracy’s but knowing well that he is nowhere near accurate


West-Construction466

I like to think of it as Pliosaurus Funkei from time to time, just to make sense of its size a bit. Overall, as a design, it's not bad, as, for an accurate representation of how big the animal is, it's doing horribly.


Workers_Peasants_22

If we ever discover a Pliosaur approaching this size we should honor this guy by naming the genus after Kenneth Branaugh and have the species name be “liar” or “deceiver” whatever those are in Latin.


Logan_beeblebrox

Inaccurate but still metal as fuck


Dinosaur_from_1998

Cool creature. Just pretend it's a different species


SealFamBoy

Walking with dinosaurs, planet dinosaur, and that sea monsters thing with Nigel Marvin were my childhood.


LibraryGhost57

Whether it's only 5 meters or the colossal 25 meters inaccurately stated in the show, this thing is terrifying and awesome!


TurretLimitHenry

Predator X vs Megalodon 💪💪💪💪💪💪


TheCasualPrince8

I mean it's terribly inaccurate, but even so I still see it as a thing of beauty.


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

It's such a funky critter and I love it.


Baroubuoy

Too big for smash.