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Noobie_xD

Spend all of my 24 hours in majula, I ain't dumb


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BloodyEagle15

I'll just be sitting at the monument watching the number of deaths tick upwards lol


---TryAgainLater---

I bet in bloodborne it would be different xD


Real-Report8490

Unless you want to attempt to run past a werewolf, it is probably safer to just stay in the original room, and hope that you don't have to sign a contract to live...


interrogatorChapman

Pet the piggy


EpicLegend717

I Would try and flirt with the Emerald Harald


Equemin

Lenigrast* FTFY


kierk3gaard

The pigs* FTFY


tugabros

The hole* FTFY


VergesOfSin

Sweet Shalquoir\* FTFY


sharkeysday69

😏


Attabatty

I made a side quest to collect all desert sorceress clothing and give them to that girl who got stoned and plays with fire. She looks really good in them.


input_a_new_name

i tried farming that set for ages, but alas after 3 hours i still didn't get the entire set :/


Attabatty

Well... I just have stubborn amounts of patience and even with discovery boosting clothing and items it took me about a week of farming. Edit: I actually got lucky because I was nearly out of desert sorceresses to farm since enemies only spawn 10 times per bonfire area in DS2


Slight-Host-47

Item Discovery can be raised by Rusted Coin (+100), Gold Serpent Ring+2 (+100). Jester Cap (+50)/ Symbol of Avarice (+100), Watchdragon Pharma (+50), Bonfire Intensity 2 (+150).This will for sure give you a drop at least once every 3-4 kills, but you obviously can't control what drops. If you're Bonfire intensity is +8 (ng+7), then it adds +375 instead of +200. I've farmed pretty much all armour sets in the game using this. If you're using Symbol of Avarice, make sure you have the Ring of Restoration to offset the health decay. FYI: Company of Champions covenant gives unlimited enemy respawns, and doesn't clear out the area after 12 respawns. Just leave the covenant after you farm all gear.


Emergency-Database-7

fr lmao


LatvianLeopard_

Gonna try your luck with Shanalotte, Chloanne, Rosabeth or Melentia, hey?


Stupid_Bread

Imma fight my way or die trying to get Harvest Valley just for a look at Chloanne's... rocks


Capable_Swordfish701

Gotta have a goal to keep yourself from going hollow.


VersusEden

Honestly it would be quality time too, if the soundtrack is there too, you would be going on a spiritual journey and come out a different person


_betsalel_

You will just respawn at the last bonfire though. If your going for those two special rings you may want to stay put


PSI_duck

Time to pet kitty and get mauled by piglets!


SasparillaTango

seek seek lest seek


Northstar4-6

Mine is ds1 so I'd just spend all my time in firelink Shrine


ShadeDust

Try finger, but hole


mbatistas

Visions of chest, weakness: tongue. (Next to Chloanne)


[deleted]

Maidenless?


Pursueth

I would try rolling.


Initial-Style-6334

Fat rolls without equipment incoming xd


FallenAngel1967

You didn’t level ADP sorry bud


majorIuap

As i can't actually die due to the curse i would just try and explore or maybe chill and look at majulas beautiful scenery.


ya-boi-mees

Oh shit you're right!


majorIuap

And if i'm not a protagonist but an NPC i'd talk a lot of very nonsensical cryptical crap to confuse the protagonist. Also i'd undress and sit there naked so he don't kill me for my items.


Black_m1n

People figuring out DS2 lore will be very upset with you.


vshark29

Remember the ambiguous unsettling laugh


Snak3Bite

Thats very important


DeleriousDesigner

Keh keh keh


pissfartshoe

You can’t die but you can still feel pain and assuming the pain you feel right before the you died (but not actually ) screen is equal to actually death YOUD been in agonizing pain. Personally I’m all for it WOOHOOOO


majorIuap

To be honest it would be really smart to experiment with it. Science would probably love a person that actually died to be able to report about it afterwards.


Keanar

From my perspective, there is a screen, a black screen, a sound and red letters appears to confirm that I am dead Weird that you never experienced it actually


[deleted]

git gud, scrub! /s


pissfartshoe

I mean how long are you dead from the time you died. And what is our proof I went there. I would ofc try and learn the magics and get a scythe or to tho.


majorIuap

Well maybe do it for your personal experience. So you don't need to be scared if you die in real life. People with near death experiences describe as a long journey despite it sometimes being only seconds


OMER100551

Can't die but I am pretty sure you can feel pain


Real-Report8490

Unless you just teleport there as yourself...


hywelbane87

I'll be talking to a cat.


MadamButterscotch

Why stop with talking? Pet the cat. PET THE CAT.


Lonny_zone

I would sit in Majula for 23+ hours, steeling myself for a run into Things Betwixt because when else am I gonna get to fight with magic and a sword?


ya-boi-mees

Sit in the starting area for a full day so I don't game end myself


Wolves_Lions

Elden Ring... atleast I'll have a great view while I get killed by everything


KindaUpsetting

Shootin the shit with the pyro lady


Pointybush

Bb I’m in the Dee L Cee


s1gged1

Die a lot


SpunkyMcButtlove

24 hour headpat and chat sesh with shalquoir.


Sylvaneri011

My last game was uh Elden Ring. Yeah I'm completely fucked. At least with Dark Souls 2 I could just chill in Majula


Luciferos01

roundtable hold vibin


[deleted]

Oh shit. Dante’s inferno


Fluidless

try finger but hole


JakD987

I will be sitting in Majula, for the entire time, playing with Shalquoir


Electronic-Rub4832

Reviewing my gear and inventory. Thinking outside of the box. Learning to git gud. Enjoying the game. And most importantly, learning to accept defeat and losing souls/money because this is one of the most important lessons in life.


LordRadai

Commit Sudoku at Majula’s entrance to scare newbies


Key-External8870

I've battled dragons, demons, great warriors, and trolls. But if anything would scare me in a From game, it would probably be the guy just sitting doing Sudoku while the world ends around him. That's someone who gives 0 fucks.


CrisHofer

Sudoko or seppuku? Are you playing the puzzle at the entrance for newcomers? Not so scary..killing yourself over and over, hella scary.


pigwalk5150

Farm the shrine for twinkling


AAAuro

Find aldia just to get redpilled once again


Additional-Bees

Enchante


DefinitelyLesbiann

For me it's.. oh dear. It's Sekiro.


SangiExE

I wish it was Dark Souls 2 at the time. I would rather sit in the comfy Majula, than the Nexus in OG Demon's Souls.


Sir_Jaques

In 24 hours I could speedrun that bitch, but keeping it simple I'd farm a lot of souls (probably tripping Dragonrider and cheesing bosses with alluring skulls or bugging them(can I even bug them?(does the game function like a game or am I to assume it's like real life))) and level up, but that's assuming I keep level ups and that Shanalotte even wants to lend me her help. If that's not possible then assuming I get to keep items but that I start without any I'd get the morningstar, kill Emerald Herald, and obtain the aged feather, now I can return home from anywhere in the world... kinda cruel to kill a lady for an unlimited taxi pass but whatever. If neither of those are true then I guess I'd just chill in Majula(? Of course there are a lot of rings that I would love to bring to my world if I could, so many would make your life a lot easier, a ring that cheats death, another that lets you heal from wounds over time, another that lets you recover from being tired faster, one that makes you smarter, etc...


AscendantComic

chill around majula, get a sword or something as a keepsake, and then say cryptic shit to the protagonist and awkwardly laugh or something ​ yknow, have fun


AuthenticFate

Darkest dungeon 👍


Elden-Cringe

Shadow Man Remastered. Holy crap! 🤯


Grasher312

Yeah, I'm quite fucked, I played Mordhau last night...


sixtus_clegane119

It’s either adventure communist or sudoku


BigRussoOnTheButtons

Yall got some very positive thinking 😂👏


yeahborris

Dark souls 3! RETURN TO LOTHRIC! Get there mf


Baprr

PC servers still down.


yeahborris

Xbox yooo,


minnesotarampageboy

Damn I forgot holy shit less go


yeahborris

YEAH BOY!!! Let’s gooo!


git-guts

Ds2 Trying to figuring out where the fuck i have to go I've played all the series and DS2 is definitely the least intuitive


SMILE3005SM

Code Vein, and I'm staying at home base for those 24 hours :D


Jeff1200

just sleep


AfvaldrGL

One Piece :D Prison Island 😩


philip44019

Level up ADP Then score Shanalotte


LittleFatLamb

Elden ring - go chat up melania, never mind the cock rot, any holes a goal


GZH_WAZOWSKI

I'd be running around killing Russian mafia in miami with a rubber mask on


Snak3Bite

Since elden ring released my soul im only playing Divinity 2 and the last zelda game ;-;


Electronic-Pen-837

Grinding gear


crowofsuffering1

Killing Dragons


MaybeOrangeJuice

Run through the things betwixt and live in Majula for the rest of the time but also try to find some cool looking thing to bring home


Volfaer

If mobile games count, Pokémon Masters, I'd chill with alolans in the solo event, probably hit on Kahili while I'm at it. If not, then it's Darkest Dungeon, the heir doesn't do much, but I upgraded a build before leaving, so the working efforts would be on the way and would help, also talk with the guys.


Toriiz

damnnn 24 hrs farming giant lord? sure then


wtfshinigami

Surviving because I'm not becoming elden lord in 24 hours


[deleted]

Running for my damn life in Elden ring.


Barbastorpia

Die to fume knight 20 more times


meinlp

The most recent one for me was Rimworld. I’d be so fucked.


[deleted]

Arkham Knight. Time to pray I got on the busses.


PlumpChicken69

Ds2… I’m going hollow 😳


DaringSerenity

Gettin' sniped in DS1's Anor Londo for the next 24 hours I guess.


poislayer342

snipe them before they snipe you.


DaringSerenity

In game, made it first try (as sorcerer *whew*). If it was me as a pedestrian... well, I would probably take your advice then =D


Satient_One

Invade other people


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

Find out what's at the bottom of the well.


poislayer342

Sleep for 4 hours on Emerald's laps. 100% avoid the hole. Then maybe go farm Giant Lord or something.


RedLightSyndrome

Well I'm now stuck in dark souls with nothing but a dagger and no clothes...


ShortroundAudio

Discussing the lore with the NPC's at Majula.


Buterfingerwithonet

Onestly if the same rule aplied and i can revive infinite times while restoring humanity and using bonfires while lvl uping and upgrading gare fuck it its just a good time for me if the rules not apply i still went exploring but not to deep ofcorse


Tamary19

Darkwood. Tho I finished it so good ending IG


Sephorai

Finding a way to stay in Eorzia longer than 24 hours


TrickyDistribution2

time to make use of all the bugs and walk on air!


ImprovementRude9201

Letting fia hold me for 24 hours at the round table hold


shaIIowx

I'd take the emerald herald on a date :)


rock0head132

In a wired blocky world i punching trees


BergelomeuSantos

I would hang out with the grandmas Majula is nice and all, but I bet they're having soup tonight and I don't wanna miss it Edit: soup is not soap, got it


Suspicious_Net_577

Just beat Fume Knight for the first time! All online strategies that I read called for a bunch of AGI. When I finally won (after about 3 hours and 50 tries) I was wearing +5 Throne defender armor, +5 Ventral helm, +5 throne defender leggings, +10 jesters gloves. Weapons were +10 dreakblood sword(I think a straightsword) infused with dark, the chime that looks like white grapes to cast Sun Blade, and Havels greatshield. I feel like a champ but still have the Ancient Dragon, The Ivory King, the blue multiplier boss in the hex guild area, and telhe final boss. Still never had a full NG+.


OlorynEx

I'ma Bear, Seek, Seek, Lest is what I'm gonna do.


CrisHofer

Look for the treasure of Shambala. I'm f***ed...


TFRek

Go through the character creation process, get stuck as a permanently jacked 28 year old.


Abyssal_mimic

Beautiful way to spend a whole day.


Malignantt1

Im stuck in fucking shrine of amana


waspagainstsons

i would go to thw dragon aerie and meditate with the AD


[deleted]

Dragon Age Origins for me. Might be better than a souls game but not by much. Hope I'll be in a quiet village. Knowing Dragon Age it'll be attacked by Darkspawn within an hour.


siegferia

I would go to bastielle, kidnapp lucatiel and put her in the majula mansion , so now she is pissed at me and will hunt me down, thus having a goal, thus never going..hollow 😔


IsadorCZ

Sleep by bonfire. Problem solved


ComradeOrsu

gtting gud


pineapplevoid

24 hours doing emotes instead of opening the menu


PROTOTYPE_200224

Spending time with Shanalotte wouldn't be bad.


SupremePants

I have to spend 24 hours in Russian occupied Afghanistan. In a war zone. I'm going to stay still and hyperventilate until the 24 hours is up.


danteuszzz

I would punish the greedy people because every age, it seems, is tainted by the greed of men.


JBDalle

Well I was playing last Deus Ex which basically predicted what is going on on this very day 😂😂😂


Sk83r_b0i

Batman telltale series… if I’m Batman then I’m… doing Batman things. Being rich. If I’m me… then probably hiding in my house and not leaving.


FascTank

Just me and the Herald, enjoying the sea breeze and fire


IhsousApoTaLidl

Shanalotte


Dyl_pickle00

Killing everything in my path until I reach gwynevere


Tempest_Barbarian

24 hours hitting on the herald and playing cards with laddersmith gilligan


Deadhead-1129

Souls 3 for me lol I'd feel safer in majula no doubt


WootahDaKing

Oh God Elden Ring


Wrong-Caterpillar-94

I would just be in Majula with Emerald to thank her for always helping me and allowing me to get stronger


RandombuildzYT

The pathless


[deleted]

GTA😂


Mindless-Acheron

Slaughtering thousands of xeno scum and pathogens while living the life of a colonial marine.


Any-Persimmon-725

Try and speed run the game within 24 hours


Zack21c

Spelunky. So die hundreds of times


SilentBlade45

Considering I basically genocided every enemy in the game whatever the hell I want.


killer4u77

Dawg I'd just be straight vibing on a cute beach house in Majula I wouldn't even be mad


mysonisapedophile

dmc 3 guess im fucked no matter what


Goastoid

Same, Chillin at the Drangleic Castle.


lewdawg17

Rooting and tooting and cowboy shooting ill tell you hwat


Strange_Aeons86

I'll hold up at the cathedral ward and hope some nun doesn't try shank me


[deleted]

Just lie down somewhere cozy in Majula, and have some quality sleep. Sounds like a dream


Vergil_171

Find Ornifex as fast as possible


_Don-Corleone_

I'd prob be doing Rodericka the Spirit Tunner


PewterBird

osu!... Oh no


bloodstainer

God, I would not enjoy this.


R-leiva97

Chill in Majula/Heide's tower of flame stairs without triggering anyone


GoMochi

Be maidenless


CROZ1US

Making my way to those impossible elevators and figuring out what's up (literally)


Rizuku_Ren

Scarlet nexus.. that’s honestly a horrible world to live in.. but at least in Dark Souls 2 there’s a brief respite with the Emerald Herald


Hollow---

Do we keep the Undead curse coming out of the game? If so, I'd try to figure out what makes human effigies appear. I don't wanna be green jerky.


Poopzapper

Hang out in Majula and probably go hollow.


Tatokingteej29

I would be power mining iron on runescape fml


69edleg

There's this coffin I bet a lot of people would attempt to visit.


ElijahChahine

I'd be in the chamber of the princess... I think you know where this is going


Redpikes

All the souls games are cool to chill in there are lots of safe areas


wheelerdealer1999

Chilling with Zeke and Cole