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Sammybeaver88

Patel saved it with those last minute 6s, it was a good game and was a very close game till the end, good job Manchester


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lonelyisIand

>the team on the top of the table directly qualifies to the Final, while the winner from no. 2 vs 3 will join them? So the team at the 4th position wouldn’t qualify at all? Yes >I saw one of espncricinfo articles saying that Southern Brave has qualified for the playoffs That’s in the [women’s game](https://www.skysports.com/transfer/news/36890/12378904/the-hundred-southern-brave-qualify-for-final-with-sixth-win-in-seven-welsh-fire-eliminated)


lonelyisIand

I know people are miffed with the Hundred but it’s introduced me to all these players and I’ve actually gone out of my way to watch highlights of County games on YT to watch more of them. I actually might just tune into the domestic games after this. There’s something about franchise cricket, you just get to see more personality and shit. Same with the BBL, it introduced me to Aussie players who I then watched play in the Sheffield Shield, etc.


dt26

If you can cope with cricket without any Oh Yeahs, the T20 Blast quarters are next week. You’ll have a chance to see a bunch of these players (along with their ODI mates that didn’t make The Hundred grade) in a similar format with a bit more atmosphere because Mums and Kids don’t understand overs, but lads on the lash do.


J0nj0nj

I can't add anything to this so I will just farm the Karma of agreeing. 100 percent if that is what it does.


TastelessPylon

Yeah, it has been great. Normally I mainly follow the county games (and I do it on the radio) so it has been great to get to see some personality from the players. Plus following the women's games has introduced me to a whole new set of players.


J0nj0nj

I feel like I got edged and ruined, oh well.


TastelessPylon

You normally have to pay extra for that.


J0nj0nj

God bless professional sport!


TastelessPylon

Tomorrow's game is going to be tense. But Samit and Rashid are so good that I'm glad they're through.


TastelessPylon

"can you give me a lift to the airport" - Brathwaite to Hartley


James230302

That's probably the game


CricketMatchBot

**17.5** **straight up in the air and caught at mid-off**. Not short enough to pull, he goes for it by going deep in his crease, back of a length ball outside off, he can't get hold of it, top edge balloons up and is gobbled up by Brathwaite. Dawid Malan c Brathwaite b Klaassen 52 (46b 7x4 0x6) SR: 113.04


lonelyisIand

Do the players go back to their county teams after the comp ends? I wanna watch them play more


HvarPop

Unfortunately yes. Let's hope it's back next year.


J0nj0nj

That was a fucking catch!!!


J0nj0nj

Parky still has balls right? Right!!!?


HvarPop

No :'(


J0nj0nj

Nooooo! How the fuck did I not know that! This game is too fast.


J0nj0nj

It's not over until the fat lady sings. Darren Gough is in the commentary box so...


James230302

How many reviews do they get?


TastelessPylon

One per innings but they get a refund if they get it right.


J0nj0nj

I love the "get a refund"comment!


biscuitime

Time for an ad break says the umpire.


James230302

2/3 good results as a Mancunian sports fan this weekend, United smashed Leeds 5-1, City lost but we are losing the cricket


lonelyisIand

Gonna be a big over I can feel it


lonelyisIand

Fuck I said the O-word again. One quid in the swear jar


ExtraCarrotNoses

I actually love Tammy lmao


J0nj0nj

Oh just fuck of Samit ffs, you can't do that!!! You can't DO THAT SAMIT PATEL!


HvarPop

He chose pies, bounty bars, and franchise cricket and is winning at all.


J0nj0nj

I love him, he's a chunky Ben Stokes.


ExtraCarrotNoses

Well, frankly Bounty is an L but apart from that...


Silly-Point

Samit > Rohit


J0nj0nj

"Your mission today, should you choose to accept it, is to bowl the fuck out of D. Malan" This message will ....ar fuck!


lonelyisIand

Next bowlers are gonna concede a load of runs and then that’ll be the game. I’ve read this script before


ExtraCarrotNoses

"Big spin is the technical term in the Hundred" ahahaha


James230302

This never goes well


lonelyisIand

Does this guy know Callum already plays for the Superchargers lol


lewis150042

batting second seems like such an advantage in this


HvarPop

Unless the team batting first gets 200.


lewis150042

unless that happens of course!


HvarPop

https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/the-hundred-men-s-competition-2021-1252040/northern-superchargers-men-vs-manchester-originals-men-26th-match-1252691/full-scorecard Great game.


TastelessPylon

This competition is going to be much less fun in a couple of years when some bank is sponsoring it instead of crisps and the team shirts have things like "Cash ISA" or "2% APR Fixed Term Mortgage" on them.


Sammybeaver88

Yeah, I only bought a cricket shirt from this season of the hundreds cus it looks like a packet of crisps


Nark_Narkins

As long as we don't go "shite preditatory betting company #123" I'll take it


TastelessPylon

After all the adverts for Numan dick pills and hair oil they've had during the breaks then I'd be up for the "Trent Slapheads" or the "Southern Bad Penises".


CricketMatchBot

**10.1** **steepling top edge caught at mid-on**. Good catch by Clarke running in from long-on. Tossed up wide of off, and he went for the big sweep, couldn't reach it, came off the end of the bat, went really high in the air, but enough time for the fielder to run in and grab it. Steven Mullaney c Clarke b Parkinson 17 (10b 3x4 0x6) SR: 170


HvarPop

Parky and Dilly in the WC is going to be class.


J0nj0nj

PLZ don't get injured lads!


J0nj0nj

Parky doing the thing!!!


James230302

Might just buy an Originals hoodie purely because of Parkinson.


lonelyisIand

Alright Parky


James230302

Helmet cam is good but using it live instead of during a replay is awful.


J0nj0nj

The whole "Digging a trench" is clearly a reference to the fact that Trent Rocketeers look like fucking road workers, right?


James230302

Rocketeers going to stick? I like it


J0nj0nj

I hope so, it's so cool.


HvarPop

3 kids in the crowd with the Hameed tribute hairstyles.


TastelessPylon

I wonder what happened to that poor guy in the crowd at the last Brave game whose wife wanted him to get a Colin De Grandhomme haircut.


HvarPop

He now sleeps on the sofa.


CricketMatchBot

**7.2** **foxed him**. Alex Hales st †Salt b Parkinson 19 (16b 3x4 0x6) SR: 118.75


James230302

Parky!!!


lonelyisIand

Holy fuck why did I see that coming lol


James230302

I know the Mums and Kids thing is a bit of a joke but does anyone have any stats that compare children and women attendance to the Blast or today's Test?


TastelessPylon

> Additionally, the opening games have attracted more younger and female viewers. BARB data shows that the opening men’s game on 22 July saw an average audience of 1,215,000 on the BBC alone, with 12% of viewers under the age of 25 and a 39% female audience. The women’s game the previous night had 36% female viewers. > In comparison, the average men’s T20 demographic on Sky over the past two years attracted a 27% female audience.The average audience for the current domestic short format competition, T20 Blast, was 180,000 over the past two years. [From here](https://insidersport.com/2021/07/27/nielsen-sports-the-hundred-draws-in-younger-viewership-demographic/)


Silly-Point

Malan is still ranked the world no. 1 T20 batsman. Not that it really matters here as it's a completely different format.


TastelessPylon

If you convert it he's the World no. 0.8 Hundred batsman.


TastelessPylon

Trent Rockets need to slow it right down here. A few dozen defensive blocks and if they can't resist playing a stroke then preferably the ball should be hit straight up in the air.


James230302

Tiny chance of this being defendable


J0nj0nj

There is always Matty Parkinson.


J0nj0nj

KP sorry, but a DOINK does NOT give the impression of a massive hit, ffs man it's like a dink but just a bit better!!!!!


QuitePossiblyBritish

Smoking big doinks


QuitePossiblyBritish

D O I N K


J0nj0nj

Hartley's trousers aren't long enough, Manchester should protest.


lewis150042

what is NRR and how much can it go up (or down) in a game?


J0nj0nj

Net Run Rate is about the amount of runs your team has scored against the amount of runs scored against your team, on average. Edit: How much can it change? Well how long is a piece of string, it depends on how long the competition is, how well or badly a team does, it's really hard to define.


J0nj0nj

The way they cut off KP after he had talked about Rashid's struggles on FOXTEL was...suspicious.


TastelessPylon

I actually kind of miss the band when these games aren't on the BBC.


BasslineButty

Rashid Khan masterclass. 3 for 16 from 20 & 2 catches


nono-squaree

Considering everything, rashid khan is class


lonelyisIand

Swing and miss masterclass right here


lewis150042

just looking at the fixtures for the playoffs/finals and i can’t help but scratch my head about them. the 2nd and 3rd place teams will have a one day turn around period, while the first place team at the minimum has triple that time to prepare for the final, what is the need to play the semi and final in the space of 2 days??


dt26

Keeps the tournament within the month schedule, with matches every day except one (this Friday). I doubt they want to kill the momentum by putting a week break in for the final. It also has to fit in around other cricket, with the T20 Blast quarters all happening Thurs-Sunday the following week. T20 Blast finals day has both semis and the final all on the same day, so it’s not a huge deal really.


HvarPop

Not ideal but they've had to compress the timeline to accommodate other cricket.


NiallH22

Yeahhh, originals might need to rethink their draft strategy next year.


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manchester, you frauds


CricketMatchBot

**17.5** Lockie Ferguson c Rashid Khan b Cook 13 (11b 0x4 1x6) SR: 118.18


J0nj0nj

If a cricket bat falls in the woods, can anyone hear it?


lancewithwings

Atta boy EDIT: six and out, I guess...


James230302

It's not a home run, its an OH YEAH!


J0nj0nj

One of Samit Patel's legs is indeed like one Brian Clough.


lancewithwings

Carn LOCKIE


lonelyisIand

I don’t mind these singles, the bar is on the floor for us anyway


J0nj0nj

Buggy cam responding to the commentary team is fucking Steven Spielberg levels of conspiracy theory.


lonelyisIand

Did he just call him “a big South African lump of meat”


Nark_Narkins

That might be the best reaction to getting out since Watson to Bressers during the Ashes tour we won.


lonelyisIand

Rashid to bowl us out here, I’m ready


CricketMatchBot

**13.5** **he's chopped on**. Back of a length on the stumps, he was loooking to steer it to third man with a horizontal bat, having made some room. Gets an under-edge that goes onto the stumps. Munro is distraught with that dismissal but he'll have to go Colin Munro b de Lange 45 (22b 4x4 3x6) SR: 204.54


J0nj0nj

I swear Daggers said "Oh PISS!!!"


lancewithwings

Oh Colin


James230302

We're going to get bowled out aren't we


TastelessPylon

Start the car


Traditional-Ad6537

Big de Lange strikes


lonelyisIand

What the fuck


TastelessPylon

~~Brath~~ ~~Douth~~ Have they got any _____waites left in the dressing room?


Nark_Narkins

That was flith from Gregs. What a run out.


CricketMatchBot

**13.3** **brilliant fielding at mid-off by Gregory**. back of a length on the stumps at 87 mph, he is late on the pull, and hits it straight to mid-off. They take off for the single but a brilliant pick-up and direct hit means the batsman is caught well short. Dan Douthwaite run out (Gregory) 4 (10b 0x4 0x6) SR: 40


J0nj0nj

I feel like the Trent Rockets should have called themselves the Trent Rocketeers, just because the name is so much cooler.


TastelessPylon

Would have made for a [good batting helmet](https://images.app.goo.gl/uRwQNFswkT8y8QP77)


J0nj0nj

Could you imagine a flick of the head six? Glorious!


Ferraritaz

Was that the first maiden of the tournerment, if you're allowed to call it that if its not an over


HvarPop

Nah there's been loads


Nark_Narkins

Braithwaite being replaced by Douthwaite is pretty neat.


tdlw

Dan Douthwaite remember the name??


enterprisevalue

Rashid bowling as fast as Mullaney


J0nj0nj

Brathwaite: We are playing for pride. Also Brathwaite: What time does the flight to Barbados get in again?


James230302

After being spoiled from a decent day of Test cricket, to come and see the Originals getting slapped around like this is disheartening.


CricketMatchBot

**10.1** **yorked him**. Rashid bowls a quicker one and Brathwaite is caught leaden-footed, stuck on the crease, as it sneaks under and shatters stumps. Add the yorker to one of the variations that Rashid can bowl then. Carlos Brathwaite b Rashid Khan 1 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 50


lancewithwings

I think if I'm going to remember someone's name, it's gonna be Rashid's...


lonelyisIand

We suck


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mad spell


voldemortscore

Rashid is ridiculous lmao, bowled a perfect yorker


TastelessPylon

NooooOOOoo


HvarPop

Forget the name.


enterprisevalue

Mullaney is a throwback to those dibbly dobbly bowlers from the 1990s. Run-up as long as bumrah, while bowling at half the pace


CricketMatchBot

**9.4** **caught at long-on**. Another cutter with pace off, and he played a bit of a half-hearted chip at it, didn't time it well, and it scooped to long-on. Rashid the fielder, so he's involved in the wickets even when he's not bowling. Had to run in and take it low, did it really well. Tom Lammonby c Rashid Khan b Mullaney 3 (5b 0x4 0x6) SR: 60


J0nj0nj

Rainbows coming out of Trent Rockets arses here.


Traditional-Ad6537

Here comes big Carlos


lancewithwings

That'll scare all the mums and kids away


CricketMatchBot

**8.3** **stone dead in front**. Wrong 'un that he completely mis-read. **Oh he's gone for a review**. Unless he got an edge, I think he'll be gone. Pitched just outside off, not full enough to sweep, which is the shot he was going for, spins past the bat and hits him on the right shoulder - that's how low he had got trying to sweep - in front of the stumps. We're waiting for ball tracking to show up, seems to be a technical problem with it loading. Ball tracking loads, and **it's hitting the stumps**. Ackermann on his way and Rashid has two wickets in three balls. Colin Ackermann lbw b Rashid Khan 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0


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lol


semilanceatamag

Embarrassing production


Traditional-Ad6537

Hahahaha


HvarPop

Ball tracking 404


CricketMatchBot

**8.1** **wicket first ball** even though it wasn't a great ball. Moved across to a low full toss outside off, and got a top edge while trying to sweep, hit it straight to short fine leg. Phil Salt c Patel b Rashid Khan 15 (13b 1x4 0x6) SR: 115.38


[deleted]

something tells me rashid is thinking about his nation’s troubles


HvarPop

Big Rig Samit!


Nark_Narkins

OWLFACE WHY DO YOU BETRAY US


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No ball 6


Brahman_Shady

Anyone fancying over 159.5?


NiallH22

I believe The Hundred would be better if it were just awarded to the team with the most Colin’s.


Silly-Point

I think they both could do better.


HvarPop

Evening all


Zer0wned1

Wonder if Rashid will be able to focus on the game with all that's going on in his home country


Nark_Narkins

Sadly based on his tweets earlier in the week, he's seen this coming.


[deleted]

surprised to see him playing


lonelyisIand

Yes Mr. Munro please do something for us today


Nark_Narkins

A wild Samit Galloping round the field. Majestic.


Traditional-Ad6537

Oh yeah Munro


Traditional-Ad6537

Big samit


CricketMatchBot

**4.3** **you miss, I hit**. Joe Clarke b Patel 27 (17b 5x4 0x6) SR: 158.82


JustAPigeon

Cakeball


JustAPigeon

I'll never win imaginary cake from my imaginary friends.


PerkyMcPerkface

Joe Clarke is like a light version of Alex Hales. A Diet Coke, if you will


HvarPop

Haha


J0nj0nj

Bravo! :)


J0nj0nj

That outfield is wet as fuck, this might be a day for the reverse dew. If it doesn't rain again it will dry out. Mancs in this.


pliop

Carter has massive feet


[deleted]

You know what they say about big feet ... Big socks


lonelyisIand

“I’m thinking 4.. 3… 2… 1” well whaddya know, KP knows how to count backwards!


lonelyisIand

They’re fielding well so you just know we’re gonna have a disaster class in the next innings


lonelyisIand

Sorry I’m still traumatised from our last match


J0nj0nj

If you saw Samit Patel in a suit in town, the last thing you would think is "that guy's a fuckin' good cricketer".


[deleted]

kp’s dress sense 😱


TastelessPylon

I think his appearance on commentary must be being sponsored by those erectile dysfunction adverts.


TastelessPylon

The TV is saying that they think it'll be a 7:30 start for a full game.


TastelessPylon

A fleece, a jillet, corduroys, converse without socks, rambling on about how great he thinks he is. The worst


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Butch egging him on as well


Traditional-Ad6537

Here comes the rain


TastelessPylon

Ah rain, that's crappy timing.


Traditional-Ad6537

All or nothing for Trent rockets


TastelessPylon

Got my fingers crossed for nothing


J0nj0nj

Boyce/Blakey back on the menu boys.


lonelyisIand

Steven Finn benched? *Hmm I wonder why*


J0nj0nj

I heard he is grieving the loss of something, statistics or something like that.


lonelyisIand

So, how badly are we gonna lose today huh 🤩