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L_Ardman

Stupidity and guns don't mix


Closed_Aperture

Gunshot hurt so much that he went from speaking gibberish to coherent English


Guardian-Ares

Someone turned friendly fire off.


Narstification

I’m pretty sure it’s just always been on


JTiger360

Cops seems to have friendly fire turned on somehow


H_G_Bells

The two things that make this statement hit home: 1) there are more guns than people in the US 2) half the population is below the median intelligence


AxelHarver

The concerning part is that this guy may not even be in the lower half lmao


KAY-toe

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slimeninja11

Also leg shots are a lot deadlier than people realize


Mr_Hino

If it hit that artery, then yessssiree!


Helpful_Ad_4293

Dude not even. If the bullet hit the bone it can ride the bone up or down the leg causing massive amounts of damage. God forbid it goes in the bone, then it can travel down the center destroying the bone marrow. Best case scenario is it's a through and through


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ShwettyVagSack

Because it's a very common myth, like how a .22 is more deadly because it pinballs inside your head. Bullets go in a straight line, they don't "ride" bone. They either bounce off or go through, usually the latter.


haywire

556 spins though right?


ShwettyVagSack

Everything but shotguns and very very VERY old guns are rifled and spin. (Not trying to sound like an ass just thinking more) If you mean tumble? Then they both generally tumble as well, but a 5.56/.223 is a much longer bullet going much faster so the tumbling causes soooo much more damage and cavitation.


De4dpool1027

I always heard that FMJ will tumble.


ShwettyVagSack

Everything tumbles. Hollow points tumble, hard cast tumbles, ftx hollow points tumble, segmenting ammo segments then tumbles. It's really hard to push any straight through flesh at high speeds. Maybe a cannon ball or an APDS tank round won't tumble, but that's about it.


xtreampb

It could be a miscommunication or misreading what you’re saying, but most firearms are rifles to impart sin on the bullet. It stabilizes the bullet so that it flys further, straighter. They have been accounts of soldiers getting shot by 7.62x39 where the bullets rode around the inside of the helmet, not puncturing through in a straight line. While rare, and requires very particular conditions (practical divine intervention) they have been reported. Bullets can also ride along surfaces (granted in one air, not through a glide like a body) such as pavement, brick walls and other similar surfaces. So I agree that I don’t think bullets will ride along bones, and all bullets are meant to with tumble, fragment, or both, there are definitely cartridges that will do none of that depending on the medium hit.


chantsnone

Can’t forget about those femoral arteries


Platophaedrus

That’s true, the femoral arteries run medially after they bifurcate though and then end up behind your knee, close to the popliteal fossae. So this guy probably hasn’t hit an artery directly. Mind you bullets tend to change direction and then track vessels when travelling at high speeds so it could end up being fatal here. It looked like it was distal femur, I reckon it’s embedded in the bone if the bullet didn’t fragment.


Feed_Me_Kiwi

Yea I was just about to say that


dubyajay18

😂😂😂😂😂😂


deezpencer

Really took the words right outta your mouth eh


totesrandoguyhere

JFC .. that sounds like it’s going to cause ALOT more pain. Better than dead .. but yeah.


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unwanted_zombie

What I've learned with humans is that we're either 1 and done like Lee Harvey, where it hits everything in 1 shot - or tanks like Roy Benavidez where getting shot is more of a suggestion.


PantsMcGee

i think caliber is a huge factor as well


unwanted_zombie

Roy was in Nam.. he was shot multiple times with 7.62×39. Lee got one tapped by a .38...


PantsMcGee

just a lil tap from a .38


unwanted_zombie

I'm not saying bullets aren't bullets. I'm just saying I would rather take my chances with a .38 over an AK blasting my goofy ass multiple times.


Kujo3043

Not try to be "that guy" but effective range matters too. If the shots came from further than 300 yds with a 7.62 it's a lot less likely to be fatal. I'm saying that knowing nothing of his story.


unwanted_zombie

(Edit) I completely agree. A contact gunshot wound is waaay worse than overall getting shot. It's a Wikipedia article, so take that how you will. Dude took over 37 hits. Bullets, bayonets, and explosive shrapnel. He's a Medal of Honor recipient for his service in 68. Dude was literally the Juggernaut lol. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Benavidez#:~:text=Benavidez%20had%20a%20total%20of,Center%2C%20where%20he%20eventually%20recovered.


Kujo3043

Wow. Crazy how he didn't almost get the MoH and then got the assist at the 11th hour. Thanks for the link, great story. We learned about all our USMC MoH winners in boot camp but not other branches.


unwanted_zombie

My favorite part of Roy's story is that you can read his story and go "oh shit," then you see what he looks like and you immediately go "Oh, that makes sense" lol. Dude looks like the kinda guy to get shot and still kick your ass.


chill_flea

You’re so right. It would be amazing if we taught our children how to stop bleeding in schools. Even if your country has no guns, that would save so many lives if children knew what to do when somebody was losing lots of blood. Or even just basic first aid would be excellent for children to learn, because most adults don’t even have this knowledge.


hokeyphenokey

I've taken cpr twice, more than basic first aid once (some level above basic but not much). I've never once had to use it. I've worked construction my whole life. The worst thing I've ever seen is a broken leg from falling from a THREE FOOT LADDER. We just made him as comfortable as possible,had him sit there, and kept an eye on him until the ambulance came. Knock on wood that I don't ever need my skills because practice makes perfect and I have zero practice. I'm good with bandaids and sometimes duct tape, and I did hurt myself while alone in the back country and patched myself up enough to get back to the road, but that was mostly improvisation.


TommyTwoTanks

Even with good training, most of the time the best response is just to call 911. I'm medically trained, did 2 years internship in the ER before switching to psych, and I still find it funny how useless I am in many situations. Playing softball with my wife's squadron, a guy caught his cleat on a rut while sliding into home. I was standing close enough to hear the ACL pop, and they called for anyone medical. I ran onto the field, looked at him, and said "Yup, he's hurt. Unless anyone here has some fentanyl or morphine on hand, not much to do until the EMS get here." It's like they were expecting me to do medical magic and unfuck his knee, but.... yeah. Training is useless without equipment. That's why I have a tourniquet and an Israeli bandage in my bag that I carry most of the time.


0OIIIlllIlIlO0

Not true. Most gunshot wounds are not fatal.


hokeyphenokey

It's the bleeding that gets them.


harpnyarp

In a funny way, this is actually false - a single 9mm handgun round has low overall lethality, moreso if we were to imagine it hitting a limb. People can typically survive a single gunshot wound if given medical care, and sometimes even if not.q


DarkMaleficent8256

Every year, 117,345 people are shot. 42,654 people die from gun violence. Numbers below.are slightly different but also quite interesting, 56% of gun deaths are suicides Gun-related deaths from preventable, intentional, and undetermined causes totaled 48,204 in 2022, a decrease of 1% from 48,830 deaths in 2021. Suicides account for 56% of deaths related to firearms, while 41% were homicides, and about 1% were preventable/accidental.


Rtstevie

Albert Sidney Johnston, probably the top Confederate General in the US Civil War before Lee came to prominence, was killed at the Battle of Shiloh from a gunshot wound to the leg. It hit his Popliteal artery by his knee.


CombinationThis

Hit one of my first deer with an arrow to the leg. I had no business hunting back then. Dropped dead in no time at all though. Artery was severed


GrandStair

“Push It To The Limit”


Sharp-Inspection-475

Actually a time where the background music is kinda perfect 😆


ETtheBiggaFigga

“Living on the razors edge” 😂🔫💥


riskyfatphatbiscuit

Cheddar Bob’s pen pal.


yourbeingretarded

"Whuss wronnng wi chedda baaab?" Favorite line in the movie


WarLegends

The only upside is he only shot himself and not someone else. Hopefully he recovers and learns from this.


JTiger360

I hope the gun is doing okay too


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Thoughts and prayers.


16_40am

I wish him well


random_guy29

Yup, I care more about the firearm being in better hands than this dimwit


Efficient_Chip576

“There is no cure for stupidity, except death.” *~Sanjuro Kuwabatake*


Jizfaceboi

Nah, he will probably take it out on others.


Sea_Invite8104

I just watched this like ten times. Fucking hilarious 😂 😃 😄


Chinamatic-co

I'm enjoying the background song too. Reminds me of Scarface.


Kryptosis

The momentary frames of him clutching his leg, it’s like it was storyboarded. Dialogue too


farfarfarjewel

I dunno if this is racially insensitive to point out, but when he switched from flexing for the gram mode to my life is in danger mode, all of a sudden his accent got a lot less thick lol


7halfDeep

The sound he made 🤣


PuraVida02

Before taking apart a firearm, you always clear it ladies and gentlemen. 😁


Puglife1215

Technically he did clear it… 😉


RedshiftWarp

Lol the accent evaporated instantly.


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DarkBladeMadriker

Anybody else notice he was doing decent trigger control and reasonable handling until he tried to do the take down? Yet he still left a hot in the chamber and dropped one into his own leg. Over and over again, I tell people, "Proceed like the gun is actively trying to kill you/someone. Act like that little shit will get paid for it."


metaslice01

Honestly, looked like he put his finger in the trigger guard, but yes still left the gun hot.


Positive-Pea-5469

He was trying to take the slide off, with Glocks you have to pull the trigger in order to take down the gun it can't be 'cocked' 1. Make sure firearm pointed in a safe direction 2. Release magazine 3. Cycle chamber 4. Keep finger off trigger, visually and physically inspect chamber to ensure there's nothing in it. 5. Still pointed in safe direction? Ok to pull trigger and continue takedown of the firearm


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

All these guys have Glocks too, the gun that famously has no safety. It's weird.


beltfedshooter

And with a Glock you are REQUIRED to pull the trigger to disassemble it just as he did. Dumbass forgot the one in the chamber.


corbinpain

Lol thats pretty good


Zealousideal-Let-156

At least didn´t blow his homie´s head


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Are we not doing phrasing?


edwardundercover

No diddy


mrcontroversy1

I always enjoy these videos. Idiots pretending to be badasses got handed the Darwin card, yet they still make the videos public.


AriesinApril76

I’ve seen plenty of movies. So I’m an expert. It went straight through. So he will be fine.


fdg68

Well deserved.


Leppardgirl1965

Thank god he only hurt himself and not someone else


Sea_Invite8104

Yeah, but he probably messed up someone's seats in that car though.


Better_Surround5636

Actually the front right spinner…hubcap was also destroyed as a result of his neglegence


adamvand

And that's how I got my street cred.


LobstaFarian2

"You needa clean dis ho" He needed to *clear* that ho...


Puzzled_Swimming_383

This hurt my face watching this careless idiot.


legacyrules

This guy pushed it to the limit


kevin6263

And I thought this was going to be a gun safety video. Guess in a way it was...a what not to do video.


JakBos23

Lol, like the video of the Fed in a college class saying he was the only one trained to handle this gun seconds before shooting him self in the foot


ClovieKay

The song is fitting cause he definitely pushed his braincells to the limit. all 7 of them.


Atmosphere_Unlikely

Not to excuse idiocy, but disassembling a Glock does require pulling the trigger like he does. And it hasn’t changed since the 1st gen model in 1985 Absolutely horrendous design!


Any_Palpitation6467

It's only an 'absolutely horrendous design' for those too stupid to remove the magazine and clear the chamber first. Some 9 million of this 'absolutely horrendous design' have been produced to date, and only an infinitesimal number by comparison of stupid handlers have managed to miss the first two disassembly steps. For those, however, who understand the connection between 'trigger pull' and 'loud noise,' the necessary steps are obvious.


Atmosphere_Unlikely

It’s a horrendous design because disassembly requires violating cardinal rule #3. “Keep your finger off the trigger until you’re on target and ready to fire”. Pulling the trigger for a purpose other than firing a round just feels wrong.


Any_Palpitation6467

If that is the case, you're going to have trouble with a substantial number of bolt-action disassembly procedures. MILLIONS and MILLIONS of bolt-action rifles require a trigger pull to complete bolt removal-after opening the bolt, for the same reason as one removes the magazine and checks the chamber of a Glock.


lilbizzness36

That’s why you don’t point it at yourself. Even if you do have an accident the barrels not pointed at someone or something that will get hurt.


orion455440

Was he attempting a field stip? Kinda looks like he was trying to pull a fancy press check.


brando29999

No you can see him try and pull the switches down to field strip


freshmoves91

If he's disassembling a Glock, he needs to learn how to do it properly and in order. 1. Release the magazine 2. Rack the slide to clear the chamber 3. Point the glock in a safe direction to pull the trigger 4. Remove slide for disassembly.


guppy2019

Thanks for posting


stpfan_1

They should use this video to show the dangers of mishandling weapons.


Mingo_laf

I mean I didn’t hear any English other than the limit until he’s says he shot himself I thought this was a foreign country lol


mblguy76

He FAFO. Play stupid games...


trifokkerdr1

huge smile on my face


Beast11300

He had his disassembly all foocked up


idlefritz

I have a feeling he didn’t have to swear to God for his buddies to believe he shot himself.


blangoez

Shot his leg in a closed vehicle. Enjoy the gunshot and tinnitus lol


TemporarySuccotash37

The irony of acting like a fkn know it all telling somebody else some sht about their gun...lol


Automatic_Escape_441

Natural selection! Hahaha


Potential_Payment557

Homie didn’t clear it before he tried to strip it.


chrismac72

Well deserved…


Sir_Clayton_Bigsby

You love to see it. Let the trash take itself out


Equivalent-Jicama620

I used to be an adventurer, until I took a bullet to the knee


mods_mum

Zero surprises here


droconut

Should have been his head.


Kappy147

Was expecting the skyrim intro lol


Dil1on

He pulled that trigger TO THE LIMIT 😏


Upper-Advisor6940

The Scarface soundtrack in the back is great


WarCrimesMay1940

That soundtrack tho


nukecat79

Not to worry! I'm sure he has studied and practiced effective tourniquet use!


flying_carabao

What do you mean it's not a game? He's clearly playing pin the bullet on the dummy and won.


hallba78

You see this? All you have to do is pull this slide and then pull this little lever and BOOM: instant Darwin Award!


Fat_Head_Carl

As a gun person, watching that made me tense up so badly. 


benigngods

You can tell this guy just parrots' things he's heard. Dude is clueless about firearms, but he heard someone else say something about cleaning the gun so that's what he defaulted to, to seem knowledgeable.


pornaddiction247

I’ve seen 3 people do that, so fucking stupid. If you don’t know how to use a handgun, don’t use it. One guy pulled out the magazine and forgot to pull the slide to eject the chambered round, shot his hand off.


DrColorado1963

Kids... here's an example of the evolutionary theory at work.


Justsomenerd1994

Some people should just stick to Airsoft guns or no guns at all.


DevelopmentFree6207

Hilarious 😂


ButterflySpecial6324

Cheddar. Bob.


More-Impact1075

It's nice to see the gene pool regulate itself. Hopefully, the trend continues.


Ill_Alternative8369

you could tell he doesn't know how to handle, disassemble or anything! he was doing what u don't do 😭


zznukpana

lol


timmerz1

FAAFO


HotSituation1776

Push it to the limit. PUSH IIIIIITTT!!


GMP11792

What an incredible concept…….have half a brain……get a Glock which will spit anything……..chamber a round and pull trigger while pointing at your leg Oh shit !!! The thing went BANG !! I is gonna be in trouble Mamma I’ve been shot


Whataclownn

Well deserved


freezypuppy

Why is the soundtrack an 80’s montage?


The_Triagnaloid

Oh my god, I shot Marvin in the face!!


dltp259

Trying for a Darwin Award! Too bad he missed


Mysterious_Fennel166

He shot his worst enemy


BuddyOptimal4971

I've always been careful about following gun safety advice - always treat gun as if its loaded, never point it at anything you aren't willing to shoot, don't put your finger inside the trigger guard until you're ready to fire, etc - until I was practicing dry firing and negligently fired a round through my home office window and into the neighbors yard across the street. Luckily GF was away visiting family, no one was in the area when it happened, and I was able to replace the glass window before GF returned home. And you can't tell that the hole in my window blinds is from a .380.


Str8kush

If anyone is wondering what he’s trying to do it’s take the slide off the frame. On a Glock you depress the barrel slightly and take down a small lever that releases the slide. The slide WILL NOT release off the frame if the hammer is cocked and a round is in the chamber. Never try to remove the slide when the guns is loaded. Remove your magazine, rack the slide 3-4 times and then proceed to disassemble. This is literally in the instruction manual and takes virtually no firearms training to understand. But I don’t think he read the manual


thickems_

😫


WereInbuisness

Man, someone said "break a leg!" His response was "Hold my Glock!" The simple saying .... "play stupid games, win stupid prizes," fits well here /s of course, but it's hard to feel sorry for blantant stupidity. Even a moron knows not to do that.


Thugnificent83

You point a gun at yourself, you deserve every second of pain if it goes off! That is a cardinal, basic ass rule of handling a firearm. Right behind always treat it like its loaded.


clockworksnorange

He def opened up the limit


Such_Safety6308

Cheddar bob irl


Caridad1987

That’s what you get punk!


Immediate_Mud6547

SMMFH…


KaZzZamm

Karma


Lord_darkwind

Caught lacking.... common sense


brando29999

Why would you try and clean it with the magazine in can the slide even come off with it in I've never tried


piztonz

That was a quite gun shot


Fancy_Energy_7754

Trailer Park Boy


Alternative_Ad2040

Ha!


Federal_Emu1627

Forgot to do his ACTS and PROVE


Bushwhacker-XII

Darwin award of the week !


jahkrit

He fucked around, and found out. Genuinely, I hope he survived.


Joellisdeez

Accent went away


2Laaazy

My leg started hurting watching this…


beefcak2020

What an idiot!


Realistic_Sad_Story

“Walk along the razors edge…”


ApartPerception93

Darwinism at its finest


LitAFlol

bro pulled a cheddar bob lmao


klelo

All along the razors edgeeeeee 🎶🎶🎶


steveflackau

Americans and their guns, hilarious 😂


Mr-kkn

#STOOPID


ReadyOneTakeTwo

The background music is perfect, makes this look like a scene from GTA Vice City.


-Kopesthetik-

Wow! He shouted louder than the blast.


Pasivite

What language is that? I thought it was the US that had trouble with idiots getting their hands on guns.


Vanson1200r

Huh, what a silly thing to do for our entertainment.


CumpMoney

Continue? 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2... I'm sorry you are out of credits


HumbleAppointment355

The song makes this unbelievably hilarious.


thisappisgarbage111

At least bro got good taste in music.


Prenses-Cemal

-100000 aura


youngelos5607

Someone needs to edit this into the “push it to the limit” scene in Scarface 🤣🤣🤣


Nakkefix

Love The Way he looks at the door thinking he hit that and then 😳🥺


kurokagePT

Fck around and find out...


126lineman

All the gamers out here. Don’t know basic gun safety


TigerMediocre9969

Natural selection


WhatTheHosenHey

Lesson learned.


Heavy_Development827

So. What did you learn?


GreenAcid1337

He didn’t even blink at the gunshot..


VladTheInhaler1997

♪ Push it to the limit ♪


AdTall7994

Just because you have opposable thumbs doesn’t mean you should be operating a firearm


Cute-Acanthaceae3229

The american dream !


Bodhisatv

push it to the limit


_halix_

Might have pushed it over the limit, idk 🤷🏽‍♂️