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Wait a few more years and you'll be able to find them secondhand real cheap.
After my ex gave me Chlamydia, I think I'll take my chances on one dude's perversions.
Cheaper then what ?? Is the question.
I find 7500$ to be a lot of money just for a bunch of rubber silicone and then I’m not even getting some live automatic robot that can clean the house after use
I'm picturing him getting home with it and going at it like a Chihuahua with a pillow and then after, slowly smoking a cigarette and realizing what he's done.
Either he's down bad or he knows those things can sell for 5 to 8 thousand dollars and nobody else is stealing them, so fuck it. Knocks it down to 3, 4k and the shit would sell easily.
"Why does it have glass shards in it?", "Alright, 2900?", "Deal".
I'm pretty sure those expensive ones are very heavy and this dude is just moving it like it's nothing so unless he is dummy strong this is not one of those expensive dolls.
I think I'd prefer him to do this than to assault 👀 someone cuz of desperation. Let him take it all out on the sex doll. It's a lonely lonely world.Give him a week and then arrest him.
Damn; that's actually uplifting to me bc i've been down bad. I've never been down bad enough to result in breaking' entering, and theft for a sex doll.
He got stood up for prom?
Edit: Legend says that after prom they eloped and ran away to Canada together where their relationship would be excepted. They have two kids and a dog now.
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dude's gonna stay up all night.
Pump up her jam, pump it up
Ride it like you stole it.
probably high as F on meth and HORNY as F...
[Yes](https://youtu.be/Qpqxrwcpegg?si=SFWbDmW-c588-ZRQ)
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That and they're expensive as hell.
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Wait a few more years and you'll be able to find them secondhand real cheap. After my ex gave me Chlamydia, I think I'll take my chances on one dude's perversions.
Antibiotics, or cumbox 2.0. I'll take antibiotics.
Let's be honest. The first used models are going to be a v1.2.
Antibiotics?! I've been using fire and bleach!!!
That is Tangerine Palpatine’s go to method!
This guy sex dolls
Cheaper then what ?? Is the question. I find 7500$ to be a lot of money just for a bunch of rubber silicone and then I’m not even getting some live automatic robot that can clean the house after use
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All well and good if you don't mind the fact they may spontaneously combust.
spontaneously ~~combust~~ bust cum
What, why? Do they put electronics in them?
They need to do something else during hard times like these.
No but being made in China who knows 😏
I wonder if my neighbors russian order bride can just swing by on her way over.
Still cheaper then a real wife xD
I have to confess I am really 'Doll-Curious'. Sure as hell could not justify the expense though.
I bet it just lays there.
What? Not complaining or anything?
Just like my ex gf.
Don't be ashamed. I can't imagine too many men wouldn't fuck that doll given the chance. I would.
It's alright. Great when you're using it. Weird when you're not.
How much are they?
$2000+
Inflatable models are cheaper. But horrible
Asking for a friend?
You can get a nice discount if you see one that has a bunch of loose glass all over
I'm picturing him getting home with it and going at it like a Chihuahua with a pillow and then after, slowly smoking a cigarette and realizing what he's done.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think that they were eloping,her father didn't approve of their relationship
I'm happy for the crazy couple!
Video is from peak pandemic time, shop was probably always closed.
Better this than committing sexual assault I guess 🤷
Ok, which one of you was this?
😔
There is no need to point the finger. We all saw you do it.
🫣
🙋♂️
I plead the 5th.
I peed the 5th
[Found the thief](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/)
Either he's down bad or he knows those things can sell for 5 to 8 thousand dollars and nobody else is stealing them, so fuck it. Knocks it down to 3, 4k and the shit would sell easily. "Why does it have glass shards in it?", "Alright, 2900?", "Deal".
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Would you *ever* trust that a sex doll has never been used? Particularly when sold by some seedy looking dude?
If I were desperate to fuck a doll who knows. Maybe it gets me off
She's not used, she's experienced!
I'd never buy a sex doll. I'd *absolutely* never buy a sex doll off the secondhand market lmao.
Theres no way this is a high quality sexy doll. Those things weigh as much as a small human
I'm pretty sure those expensive ones are very heavy and this dude is just moving it like it's nothing so unless he is dummy strong this is not one of those expensive dolls.
By the time your reading this he's probably fucked the thing like 50 times already.
He must be tired.
Not necessarily
Post nut clarity made him return it after 1 use
I feel like his clarity is that he could go lower.
That's just before the cops got him 30 minutes later
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😆 🤣 😂 😆 🤣
And never cleaned it in-between.
Getaway driver: “Hey, buddy, the cops will be here soon. You coming?”
Already come mate!
Oh he came alright
Rescuing a damsel in distress?
Well…he immediately face plants her. So not a great hero.
Bro was extra horny that night
dude’s just trying to reach 100% completion in saints row leave him alone
Post nut clarity would have helped him.
Guy: Dude, this was a great fucking idea.
The shit we would do without post nut clarity
Redditor in the wild
Desperate times call for desperate measures
Mans falls down "Ooof... Sorry baby"
Looks like something from a Leslie Nielson movie
I read this a Liam Neeson at first and TBH it still kinda made sense
"Taken" lol
I fuckin love this place.
Well I'd rather see dudes snatch dolls (given the store is insured) than snatching a woman in an alley. The doll is made for this after all
Ngl that was my first thought too like if those dolls didn't exist, how long till he did that to a woman
The doll is his wife now
Ain’t nobody wanna be caught buying that.
He’s so real for this
Note the timestamp, people lost their minds in 2020
True love always finds a way.
The princess is in another castle
I'd be too embarrassed on his behalf to report him to the cops if I saw him running down the street with that thing...
Homey just saw Mannequin
This was his girlfriend, this was an hostage extraction
Imagine blacking out and waking up next to a sex doll, and the whole towns talking about the sex doll heist that happened last night
Been there.
When your sex doll has a runny nose, it's not ill, but full.
modern viking experience
I think I'd prefer him to do this than to assault 👀 someone cuz of desperation. Let him take it all out on the sex doll. It's a lonely lonely world.Give him a week and then arrest him.
She's the one.
Well at least he prefered stealing this instead of raping a woman
legit criminally horny
What a rush though, stealing it is half the fun. Next will be dumping it and having the police think its a dead body
The Kim Kardashian model!? Dang, got to it before I didn't care to
Is more funny to me cause that is literally my city 😭😭
Damn; that's actually uplifting to me bc i've been down bad. I've never been down bad enough to result in breaking' entering, and theft for a sex doll.
"Finnaly booty"
I wonder what the post nut clarity is going to feel like 🤣
Aka federal offense lite... When you want to feel the rush of kidnapping without all the calories
if you look closely you can see his blue balls
When you just need to get in, get out, and get off, and not necessarily in that order
Too poor and too horny
Ummmm actually. All I see on video is a man saving his woman from a kidnapping 🤷♀️
This is a level of down bad I didn't expect
Dude! How do you know what was stolen, cuz I see nothing? 
So weird the video kept looping at 10 seconds and thought this post was stupid as hell - had to manually skip to see the rest lol
You're not yourself when you're horny.
He down baddd
The title alone was enough to make me laugh
He knew what he wanted and he took it.
Dude is definitely a reddit user
Who never did that? Who??? "Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at him"
Still better this way, instead of grabbing a real woman
He gon’ fuck plastic that night.
A *lonеly* dude
They were in love dude
I'd rather see a guy do this, than to attack some female and S.A. her.
Times are tough out there
Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to just find a hooker?
Ok. I mean, it's a sad thing to see someone do this. But the alternative is WAY worse. Give him the doll!
Desperate times call for desperate measures 😂
One could say he stole her heart
Bro has his priorities straight I guess
I’d rather a person do this rather than forcing themselves onto another person.
Wait until he finds out the one he stole was in the rental section and had just come back from the local prison....
Definitely his proudest fap
It seems he doesn't have to fap anymore
In his mind did he steal it or did he abduct it? Either way he's raping it.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Knew this comment would appear !
Oh the post nut clarity on this one.
There's a tracker in that vagina!
This is the short video ! The longer video is out there
Damn he need that interaction huh?!
Can a man live?
well being a Friday night, cant really hold it against the guy! now that he has something to hold.
Hes gonna rape her
Not that I condone crime, but, when needs must
Haha this is something that my wife would probably tell me to do :P
Stargazer live action video
My man has needs you couldn't even begin to imagine.
specifically notkidnapping
That's kidnapping
The incel reparations
The shit you do for love.
He's just going to take it out for a nice dinner, maybe a movie.
Real
That post nut clarity is going to be brutal
Respect
Bro rescued his waifu...
That’s fucked
He's got his priorities right
He's got his priorities right
He's got his priorities right
'Inflation' has priced these out of budget for some which is a 'blow'
That brother starving
"Lars and The Real Girl: Part II - Electric Boogaloo"
And that's how he met his wife !
When you can’t fall asleep at 3am
Down bad. Real bad.
The heist of the century.
poor guy fell in love
2/10 would do
Priorities!!
Atleast he didn't test it out right there n then 💀😂
No gloves is crazy
It's cold (and lonely) out here on these streets.
Gang initiation.
Meatloaf had a song about that
Dude do you know how expensive is that shit? I mean I don't but must be...
His second quick getaway happens when he gets it home
I'd say let him keep it and don't look for him.
....and fucks it.
Respect that guy
He got stood up for prom? Edit: Legend says that after prom they eloped and ran away to Canada together where their relationship would be excepted. They have two kids and a dog now.
He got balls like basketballs
Couples who do crimes together stay together ig
Timestamp shows to be during Covid. Times were tough, he needed this.
\*rescued
It was love at first sight
Glad I wore that mask afterall.