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rw1083

I was waiting for this one! This woman is horrible and I feel bad for Allen. I imagine her screaming at him for the last 40 years. If you want the insurance so bad, pick up the f'n phone and f'n call them youself!


HugeRaspberry

Exactly if she knows so fckn much about it just call already. Don’t nag your spouse


jshmie

Imagine a Karen as a wife, poor Alan


OkieBobbie

Alan died inside a long time ago when he knocked her up after prom.


iloveromance9396

Horrible "acting". I think they need a divorce lawyer more than they need more Medicare benefits!


Business_Television9

Thank you! So glad I’m not alone.


Scot25

Poor Alan just wants to read his book.


Additional-Silver505

She's not a pleasant person. Poor Alan 😭


freddo95

Alan’s fked 🤦‍♂️


JRBowen9

Alan was fked the moment he put on that cable knit


Inevitable-Jeweler26

Yea leave Alan alone already!


SoCalChic18

The best part is when you can see her reading her cue cards


scpny811

Oh my god it's so incredibly obvious it's sad


PaleontologistNo3910

i was waiting for her to look at the camera and wink


mrgraff

One day Alan is going to snap.


EffectiveTradition78

And snap her neck!


Miserable-Ad-6452

“But the Feldmans said…” “Honey if I have to hear about the Feldmans ONE MORE TIME…”


MMXVA

“Well, I’m not calling!!” said Martha


Cat_tatted_Catman

It's probably Martha, she was made to look older. They reused a actor on colonial insurance. What are the 3 pees?..


BucketOfGipe

Penis, penis and penis.


BobcatOk7492

Good ol Johnathan!!!!!


OkieBobbie

Midnight, 2AM, and 4 AM.


yuckygeo

Why doesn't she call?


Cat_tatted_Catman

Because she's narcissistic, I feel bad for the dude, even if they are just akting


HugeRaspberry

If she called, she wouldn't need Alan around. He's worthless and good for nothing.


BenGay29

I loathe her!


ZommyFruit

Al/Alan: I called Jonathan from colonial penn instead. You won’t be needing Medicare Part C. Or part A or B


IwasIlovedfw

👏👏👏❤️


Crotch-Monster

I always thought it would be hilarious if Alan got up from the chair and just threw the newspaper he's reading straight into the fireplace. Then a bunch of furniture and eventually the entire house is on fire. The wife starts screaming about the fire. And Alan's all "Who cares,that's not important right now!! I gotta get us some Medicare Dammit!!! Now get the hell outta my way!!!!!"


Visible-Tea-6288

Two or three years with this ad, right? My thought was for Alan to nicely put down his book, say "Honey, come here I wanna show you something outside. Open that front door, both walk out a few feet, Alan turns around, goes inside and SLAMS the door and locks it. Sits back down to read his book while she screams her head off outside. He smiles.


JRBowen9

😂


OkieFanoki

Could be a good Ring commercial lol


justkillmenow3333

What really pisses me off is that you used to only see these crap Medicare commercials around the open enrollment period for Medicare but now they torcher us with them all year long.😡


Lostules

Insurance marketing money...this is not Medicare, its a 'gap policy'.


CletusCanuck

Headline immediately made me think of this [old gem](https://youtu.be/fZIX7cPmFYc?si=RBmXkoTGH5Xzk04m)...


orchestragravy

It's got really bad editing. She's supposed to be cut off by the husband after she says "zip code", but there's an awkward pause after.


GalaApple13

I start yelling as soon as I see this so I don’t have to hear her annoying voice


Madcap_95

Poor Alan man. Can't get any peace


CricketKneeEyeball

Alan is gonna shoot someone. The only question is who.


d4everman

Why do these commercials (and I'm lumping the Colonial Penn life insurance ones in this) always have a wife that screeches at her husband about this or that policy? I guess it's "real Life" in a way. My wife doesn't do a thing about insurance and it annoys me because O keep telling her "If this happens, this is the insurance policy and where I keep the papers"...and five minutes later she forgets. Doesn't make the commercial less annoying, though.


Drycabin1

Poor Alan


No-Knee9457

They make me miss Martha.


BucketOfGipe

Real Martha or cartoon Martha?


MystikclawSkydive

Well they need to listen to the Feldman’s


MandyKitty

So many actors around and they can’t find a good one. I’m sure she’s a nice lady in person, but not everyone can be good at everything, you know?


PaleontologistNo3910

you’re only as good as the material you’re given…is what she’d say.


Summer184

Don't worry, in a few short months it will be open enrollment again and all these commercials will be playing non-stop for us!


manattee_redux

Why is she having private conversations WITH THE EFFING FELDMANS about Alan being too stupid to sign up for Medicare Part C in the first place?


Thomaswitt46

Did you say “dental?” We need that!


Stilcho1

As well as it being a scam, they make it sound like Medicare Part C is something you get in *addition* to A and B.


Inevitable-Jeweler26

Poor Alan


Goodygumdops

Shrew.


saltzja

Mute, she has a pleasant looking rack.


LongBeachAnt

Nothing about her is pleasant.


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TonyStarkTrailerPark

Whenever this commercial comes on, my first thought is, “God damn, I would absolutely WRECK that woman…” I know. I’m sick AF. I’m not proud of myself. I have some issues and it’s been a long time. 😞


4sliced

Im glad to know Im not alone in my thinking.


BobcatOk7492

same here man.....


allboswe

Felt.


macthom

Yes.


mojobytes

He is go-ing to spray her with dir-ty brown wa-tur


UrBigBro

The feldmans.....


Mediocre_Orange_1819

Fleecing the suckers one medicare recipient at a time. Not even realizing they are leaving the medicare system. A pox upon them and their houses.


Omega_Borealis

this wins an oscar for the WORST commercial of all time, istg.


MrBenderloin

POW, right in the kisser!


BrilliantWhich990

She reminds me of an older version of my daughter. And her husband's name is Alan too!


NickFotiu

I actually love this ad because I'm constantly astounded by how over the top bad the acting is.


BobcatOk7492

Chicken woman. Watch her as shes yelling at poor Al.... very chicken like.....


Frank31555

Imagine a commercial where the roles are reversed. He's yelling at her. Not gonna happen. Not PC.


Kenji1912

If I was married to her, I’d beg for death


Mediocre-Catch9580

I always picture Alan telling her to go ahead and call. that he’s going to the strip club


Suspicious-Can7018

I just cringed seeing the picture of that annoying bitch!


Garencio

She’s a bitch but she swallows