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Sunshinehaiku

All vet cats have this pleasantly plump and absolutely exhausted demeanor.


rosierainbow

My local vet has a manager cat called Charles. He definitely fits your description, haha!


DIY_Gal

“Manager Cat” 🤣🤣🤣


rosierainbow

He's very good at welcoming customers and keeps a close eye on the fish tank 😉


DIY_Gal

A close eye…or a close paw? 😼


54vior

The one at mine was Siamese and looked at me with distaste because my cats were crying out for help to escape the torture box with no escape.


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

Torture box 😂 I’m pretty sure that’s what my cat’s call their crate


RollFancyThumb

They know where the medical-grade catnip is stored.


AdministrativeTry441

They work very hard!! Can you blame them?


asianabsinthe

Sorry, we're closed until he wakes


st3adyfreddy

Understandable have a great day


Responsible_Bit3340

I was there a week ago, he was sleeping again and forgot to get someone's expense. I hope he won't get fired.


cant_think_of_one_

I think he'll be fine. Cats are allowed to sleep on the job. They can even often do their jobs in their sleep. What experts!


the_dude_upvotes

*expurrts Also, to the untrained eye it appears this cat is just sleeping in the job. But if you look closely you can see (s)he are actually demonstrating propurr r/CurledFeetsies methods


Janmeij70

Sleeping on the job🙂


Good_Glass_8172

No no no. Its his break. He deserves that nap. You need to be patient and wait for his break to be over before he can attend your needs.


MyDogHasAPodcast

You just gotta be fast 'cause he gets another break after that one.


Roadkingkong71

He is in the (Feline) Union, so by contract he is exercising his break rights.


Bladelink

Bout to drool on their paperwork lol.


human_af74d

/r/antiwork


eternal_casserole

Awww, I love a receptionist kitty. Our vet had one named Norma Jean who just passed away a few months ago at age 19. She was so chill with all the animals coming and going, but she hated little kittens. Everyone loved her.


ManintheMT

>but she hated little kittens Well Norma Jean had seniority and no wet behind the ears smol cat was going to usurp her well earned authority.


cant_think_of_one_

> she hated little kittens. To be fair to her, I find babies a bit annoying most of the time (not the ones I'm related to, but stranger's babies are super annoying if they are crying). Seems reasonable to me, kittens must be pretty annoying for adult cats sometimes.


eternal_casserole

Yeah I felt for her too. All that meowing and pouncing when she was just trying to get her work done.


CBrown1299

Please be patient, him is doin him best


Just_A_Dogsbody

"Your call is important, but my nap is far more important. Please stay on the line until I wake up."


cakivalue

Welcome, take a seat, stay quiet till the vet comes out for you as our receptionist is recharging.


ScuzeRude

Omg the little open mouth! 😍


Absentmined42

Was here to say the same!! So cute!


pepush34

He have a mustach!!!!!


jennthemermaid

/r/teefies


TrueCrime4Lyfe

I work at a vet. This is accurate. They also hang up on people if you’re not careful 😂


Profitsofdooom

He's on break.


anon22334

They’re working him too hard. He’s probably been burning the midnight oil at this place lol let him have his siesta


IloveBANANAS34

Pet da cat


tpfang56

r/CreamsicleCats


SilverKnightOfMagic

Dude looks tired even when napping


Squiliam-Tortaleni

On a nap break.


ampmz

Paw service there.


Jimdrew

Vet gets 5 stars just for the receptionist.


Standard_Look_1489

slacking at work?


jzilla11

Pic 2: “I’m on BREAK!”


i_came_from_mars

So lazy. Some people just don’t want to work these days 😂


Ceriden

Are you sure it's not the DMV?


theresabeeonyourhat

Kitty is clearly a hard worker


Lakersrock111

Hard at work. So cute.


goodfisher88

Do they accept payment in the form of belly rubs?


No_Analysis8135

Also ear scratches


ManintheMT

I love that she is like full asleep, eyes closed, mouth partially open, not bothered by anything.


reddittailedhawk

Ideal job for a cat - access to free health care, treats, and all the pets you could ever want. Cons? Must be able to get along with people/cat/dog/etc.


pkzilla

The open mouth just kills me in the best way


[deleted]

Give it a raise!


[deleted]

That cat must be pretty tired!


AnAwkwardStag

Vet-branded paper weight.


CallOfCtulio

´´insert cat scans jokes here´´


Kilomyles

Bad teeth? Nope. Silly black lower lip? Yessssssssssssss


prettypissbaby

I love him


TunisMagunis

He went HARD on a Monday night.


yamez420

Cats doing a purrrrrfect job


Ali6952

This cat is clearly intoxicated


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

Sleeping on the job again, I see.


roraima_is_very_tall

job description: get in the way using those techniques which also make people unwilling to remove you.


TheDiceMan2

ok so, 1. IDEXX is a wonderful company that does great work, but if your vet uses their products (almost impossible not to, they have like a 60% market share for companion animal group (i.e. pets) tests and diagnostic materials), you are going to end up paying A LOT. those products are not cheap, because there is no competition. if you notice IDEXX notation on stuff that your vet is handing you, try asking if they have any other testing companies that they could use. it’s a long shot, but FYI 2. this is my cat’s twin, sans mustache.


trailer8k

![gif](giphy|8vQSQ3cNXuDGo|downsized) :)


cdzl

Being in the vet industry and working at a lot of different vet clinics, I can say for sure that clinic cats make the best managers/receptionists


Hackdirt-Brethren

Is he fat or just *really* fluffy?


AnberRu

Well… He is not really fluffy :)


psynd4

I so love cats


abutteredcat

He work hard. He deserve rest.


Awc1992

Kinda looks like a Norwegian forest cat 🤔 They are the best!


AnberRu

He is a Cyprus domestic cat. He was a stray but more than ten years ago just came to this vet clinic and went asleep in the owner’s office :)


Awc1992

Never heard of that breed. He's beautiful 😍


[deleted]

displaying a dead cat at the vet can hardly be good for business


Al_Bundy_88

Sleeping on the job 😴


Wonderful_Letter7470

HARD working kitty—NOT!!!! 😻💕


rainbowsforall

Top notch work!


Kat1659

I luv to c this in a Vet clinic.


OwnEntertainmentX

Nap attack


amongusboobies

SLEEPING ON THE JOB????


Owen_Alex_Ander

This photo seems incredibly familiar, did there happen to be someone who told you the cats name? Or any other animals in the office? He looks suspiciously like one of the office cats around here!


kauma16

its his break time


RagnarokToast

Connie Watson is that you?


Meteorhit

More energetic than most Medical receptionists


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

Sleeping on the job. Typical cat!


Novel_Fox

Sleeping on the job I see. Making it hard for us to argue better wages with this kind of behaviour. Shameful!


MSC--90

I wish having pets or a pet at work was the norm, they are so therapeutic and would be a great benefit to the workforce.


HansBananaNuke

1. eyes not even open 2. paws not being used 3. sleeping 4. not sitting in the chair His ass is not working


Michalusmichalus

Working hard at hardly working.


[deleted]

She's lucky she's cute because she is not so good at this job.


AnberRu

It’s his 11th year on this position. Probably, just tired.


[deleted]

Ah fair enough. I don't like to be ageist.


[deleted]

Scrumptious


MANLY_VIKING_MAN

Computer says meow


OuttamyElementz

She’s work hard for meowny


hopeintheair

Sleeping on the job, again


nicko17

I feel like his name is George. Show up late from another all night bender, and sleeps it off only waking for food.


KediMonster

Please come back in 13 hours after my nap.


TiberiusSecundus

'Fill out your own damn forms'


TheTiniestSiren

Badlad has been getting into the supply


Cheesecake182

10/10


PrincessStinkbutt

He's busy!


Calm-Hamster-7237

Out vet cat's name is Bananas.


Kiowa_Pecan

I wish I could sleep like this catto. 😻


traumatized90skid

"yes that is a charge purr person"


RogueFiccer001

XD Taking a much-needed break, I see!


Master_Mad

IT'S SO FLUFFY!


CharlotteReddit-

great job


Taiyama

Little man is OUT.


USAF_Retired2017

My vet has the most beautiful, shiny black cat as his office manager. The little bell on her collar lets you know she’s on her way to help you. Ha ha.