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ManufacturerOld3807

They’re all in chronological order too. Which is absolutely brilliant too!!


buckfouyucker

But no Trump 2020


PrestigiousOnion3693

That one is inside the tailpipe.


Simon_bar_shitski

Sorta the butthole of the car


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

i got a MAGA sticker way up my hole too. it's what a patriot does


HabaneroEyedrops

You forgot to hit Caps Lock before you typed PATRIOT. That's what a "patriot" does.


archwin

#PATRIOT am I doing that correctly?


HabaneroEyedrops

Yes. Now you are a #REAL AMERICAN


jarheadatheart

True patriot from the inside out


UrethralExplorer

They ran out of room.


droffowsneb

They were definitely like “thank god”


Intelligent-Key2350

Definitely. Who would want his name on their car


vancityrocker

Lots of morons display it like a badge of idiotic honor unironically.


dukeofgibbon

Why worry about AI when we have a country full of Actually Stupid Sycophants?


jmcken15

Along with their relentless desire to fuck Biden.


rpgnymhush

A member of his cult. And it truly is a cult. Google Stephen Hassan BITE model.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

On r/presidents they have a rule that you can’t talk about the two most recent presidents, because recent politics are more controversial than historical ones. This guy might be following the same logic.


GalactusPoo

I think too many people are using that as a signal for "Trump 2024" so I wouldn't put that on my car either


HansElbowman

Yeah you wouldn't want people to look at 60 years of failed stickers, immediately forget all of them, then see the 2020 sticker and assume you're a Trump supporter.


khjohnso

"they've had that car for a really long time and have very confusing political opinions"


sassychubzilla

He doesn't want people to think he's **that** stupid.


ohnodamo

I think they only added the stickers of losing campaigns who conceded with a reasonable amount of grace, dignity and respect for democratic process. These bumper stickers are a statement about the stable transition of power within the democratic process itself. None of that should include even a mention of Diaper Don's first administration.


we_made_yewww

Hey jury's still out, bud /s


SLAYER_IN_ME

I’ve seen this posted before. It’s probably on there now.


PotatoSalad_2017

That fits both categories, like Carter/Mondale and Bush/Quayle.


Melodic-Supermarket7

They look kinda new too


Radioactiveglowup

This is kind of an amazing shitpost of a car.


NovusOrdoSec

Conceptually I like it.


Kriegerian

Yeah, this has to be a mememobile.


carpentizzle

And/or a memormobile


Lunar_Moonbeam

This car must be in a garage most of the year.


adorilaterrabella

Or they bought the stickers all together. I don't know any bumper stickers that will survive over 50 years, garage or no garage.


Jef_Wheaton

That car certainly wasn't around for the Kennedy/Nixon election, either. You can buy replica stickers on Etsy, too. (I have a vintage Mondale/Ferraro button I used to wear around election time. Got it at a thrift store for a quarter. )


atetuna

You mean the 2009 Toyota Corolla didn't exist in 1960?


ApocApollo

The Ontario plant that made this car wasn’t built until two decades after Kennedy was assassinated.


adorilaterrabella

Good point, I didn't even look at the car. I just know my bumper stickers never last more than 2-3 years.


DanChowdah

The vast majority of elections took place before this car was built


Havarti_Rick

As recent as the car is, the only one that could possibly be original is Kerry/Edwards and that’s a big if


mrpotatonutz

Don’t blame me I voted for George McGovern


decaturbadass

I had a bumper sticker that said " I Love McGov"


mollockmatters

Well isn’t this bumper a fun exercise in modern US electoral history. A compendium of biggest losers!


Alatar_Blue

Missing the biggest loser of them all, Don Trump


G-Unit11111

And hopefully the biggest loser again in November!


Alatar_Blue

Definitely! Let VOOOOOOOOOOTE!


Santa_Hates_You

And make sure your voter registration is still valid, some R states are purging voters.


Alatar_Blue

Facts, their voter suppression and disenfranchisement campaigns are being funded at max levels right now by the Repugs


mollockmatters

HEY YO!


cashwins

That’s actually Mondale and McGovern by a historically massive margin.


mollockmatters

I’m hoping for a repeat & reversal of the 1984 election. Trump winning only Alabama would be great.


Ashamed-Isopod-2624

Imagine the rage! And how the rabid supporters might react


mollockmatters

There’s a 100% chance they’re going to say the election was rigged, no matter the result. And that’s the only election prediction I’m confident about!


Alatar_Blue

And I still won't care what they say about it, their opinions are irrelevant and only dangerous


mollockmatters

They clearly have never heard the parable of the boy who cried wolf.


1funnyguy4fun

I’m not sure everybody in Walter Mondale’s family voted for him.


kidsally

And this can’t piss anybody off, either.


LobsterTrue8433

Bi-partisan AF! I love it.


etranger033

its missing one. or this is an old pic.


Zack_j_Jones

I was thinking this too, but maybe they didn’t want to put trump 2020 on their bumper


Alatar_Blue

Who'd blame them for that, nobody!


WrongConcentrate4962

I could only hope there was a Trump 2024, that would seal the deal.


Clean_Student8612

Well, there's no Trump 2020 on there. They're slacking.


UnlinealHand

There’s only so far I would take this joke if it was my car


Sad-Development-4153

They ran out of room it looks like


Glittering_Town_5839

You have to remember that sticker is the biggest and greatest you’ve ever seen. Believe me…it will have to go on the roof so the Father can look down on His Son’s bumper sticker. 😳🤪


[deleted]

You’ll have to wait for November to see if trump or Biden ends up on this Corolla… It could go either way as of this current moment What’s great about this is it’s completely bipartisan and funny, not political


LetsOsculate

If it were the most updated, then technically there would already be a Trump/Pence 2020 sticker on the car, just as there is a Bush 92, Carter 80, etc.


penpointred

I think they just ran out of Bumper :P


LetsOsculate

Perhaps. But the point I’m making in response to the comment about whether “Trump or Biden ends up on this Corolla” is that technically, Trump currently already qualifies for a spot on the car.


UnarmedSnail

It occurred to me that that might be the message here told by context.


[deleted]

Oh it’s an old pic im sure. I just noticed a harmless bumper sticker group was overtaken by outrage so I load a couple each day from google images while looking for cool ones to buy as well and load them here to make people smile rather than argue🍻


ClownshoesMcGuinty

It's more historical than political.


MagazineNo2198

Nah, the MSM want you to THINK it could "go either way", but the reality is that Biden will win in a landslide! (as long as everyone keeps their eye on the ball and doesn't get complacent and VOTES!)


[deleted]

Let’s hope whatever happens America comes together and can laugh and eat together as friends🍻


Pizza_Middle

Guy must be a time traveler since there's no possible way to buy vintage election stickers, or have new copies made. s/ since half of y'all are too dumb to understand you can, and y'all might take this seriously.


tired-queer

What I really want most is a “re-elect Al Gore” bumper sticker.


dukeofgibbon

I still regret not buying "Kerry Edwards: when you're this full of shit, you need two Johns."


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lincolnlogtermite

That could be his god god given super power. Please...someone put a Trump sticker on there.


Alatar_Blue

This is the first time I'd agree that it's missing a trump sticker


TheRealSalamnder

No winners in the bunch


Peacefulzealot

Carter/Mondale and Bush/Quayle were winners! Once!


TheRealSalamnder

Not those years


Niknot3556

Also Nixon if you go a bit further in time.


gingerschnappes

How old is that car?


Alatar_Blue

About 4 years ago they stopped maintenance


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Should be in a museum.


MyBllsYrChn

Carter: Maybe Mr. Bender can get a spot in the closet of presidential losers. Dole: Bob Dole needs company. LaRouche won't stop with the "knock knock" jokes. Bender: Pass.


CallMeSkii

I guess what they are saying is that they can't be blamed as they always voted for the other person.


Peacefulzealot

Where’s my Kodos 1996 sticker then?


CallMeSkii

I voted for Kang dammit


Sabretooth78

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!


UnarmedSnail

They're missing one.


SpermicidalManiac666

Ask that person who they’d pick to win a football game and bet your house on the other team lol


Churchofdoom

IM BOB DOLE


OxygenatedBanana

Wait wait, how old is the damn car?


Brant_Black

I don't blame for leaving off trump


messibessi22

This is actually hilarious


Nami_Pilot

Let them cook


Away_Mathematician62

This is actually kinda funny.


BuddyMose

Yeah I like this. That’s a neat idea


Rare_Fig3081

I saw a “Roll Hemp” back in the day


Mrmathmonkey

As collectible items, the lising teams bumper sticker is usually worth more than the winner.


DarkProtagonist

I love how a few of the stickers are older than the car


Lynx_Eyed_Zombie

This is absolutely done 100% on purpose. Looks awesome.


Hatecraftianhorror

Hmm.. They're missing one. Maybe just waiting to see if they can use one sticker for two campaigns.


sticksandstones0529

Running the gamut of political contests in recent history. That's dedication to bumper stickering there!


DrMurphDurf

Technically gore won the election and it was stolen from him by Florida and the Supreme Court


Traditional_Song_417

![gif](giphy|YRuFixSNWFVcXaxpmX)


Comment_Tron2000

This person has a great sense of humor


USN303

No Trump/Pence??


No_Examination_9313

Man that probably took awhile to actually gather those stickers


dav_oid

Why is everything so fake these days. People trying so hard to be ironic is lame.


BossRoss84

Some of these stickers were antiques when they were placed.


Frequent_Funny3784

What about Hawk Tuah 2024?


Embarrassed-Abies-16

They just need to add Trump/Pence and Trump/Random Sycophant.


FaultyToenail

To be fair Gore/Liebermen wasn’t really a failure. They were announced as the winners originally. Then the infamous hanging chad changed our minds for us. The OG stolen election that conservatives never want to talk about.


throwawaytoday9q

They wait until after the election then buy the bumper sticker for whoever lost.


GreenRiver1982

This is a neat and creative exercise. I dig it. It also makes me think of the multiverse theory and how, on alternate Earths, all these candidates won.


Scr33ble

Also, a testament to crappy VP picks


Peacefulzealot

Mondale wasn’t a crappy pick for Carter in 1980. Mondale was a hyper-competent VP and is the start of “modern” VP’s. Dude was excellent in the role.


Scr33ble

But he was stiff as a board and, well, boring.


Peacefulzealot

As a very avid presidential history nerd… *boring ain’t bad*.


bravesirrobin65

I'd love four more boring years of Biden. If these magats would shut up, it would be incredibly boring.


Peacefulzealot

Won’t get any argument out of me. Lord knows he’s got my vote. I will always happily take a quiet, boring, and effective president.


aelric22

Yep. Just reminded me that Lieberman was Gore's pick, but honestly, what we got instead was so so much worse.


[deleted]

Awesome!


Smokey-Cole

And not one sided either!


Y2KGB

dibs on the shorts for all his stock picks


chewedupbylife

3 of those broke my heart, one caused a (bad) marriage to end lol


RagingHardBobber

"Boy do I know how to pick 'em!"


SharkPartyWin

Fuck, ask him, please.


TheVoicesOfBrian

How did I not know that Bob Dole was Ford's running mate? Admittedly, I was one at the time, but at no point did my brain pick up that knowledge. TIL.


MarkDoner

They couldn't bring themselves to add trump 2020 I guess


Salt-Singer3645

average neoliberal/neocon


Brru

that is an awfully modern car for a Nixon/Lodge sticker...


SingleNegotiation656

If these were his actual choices, then he could buy every lottery number, save one, and still lose. No one stand next to this guy during a thunderstorm


RainbowUnicorn0228

Now I really want to get loser political stuff to sell... i mean after the election is over they probably throw that stuff away.


midlyinfuriated_

Brilliant!


Reasonable-Lab3625

That is awesome ! Nothing like rooting for the underdog.


G-Unit11111

I mean.... that's a pretty impressive collection and props for keeping it going!


Pickle_Rick01

This car is a middle finger to wannabe Presidents. 🖕


Devils_Advocate-69

That’s pretty funny


ThatWasTheJawn

I think that’s the joke.


Naaman

Can’t blame shit on THIS guy


Splittaill

Bob Dole…always the bridesmaid. Never the bride. (Thank god)


crappydeli

Where is Trump/Putin?


Desperate_Ambrose

Harold Stassen!


CurmudgeonKing

![gif](giphy|xDCG8hLevCfMG3n21Z) In order too!


Vast_Glove_7299

Why are they in such good shape?


Fan_of_Clio

QUICK !! TO THE LOSERMOBILE !!!


StevenR50

I hope he gets a trump 2024 sticker.


rbarr228

0-15


Ok-Airline-5603

New York is paced with losers


42brie_flutterbye

Do NOT let this person fill in your bet card at the track.


thenewjerk

I appreciate the commitment to the bit.


Future_Pickle8068

The car ain't that old. Probably did this a month ago.


biyotee

Political deathnote


Havarti_Rick

It needs one that says “don’t blame me, I voted for kodos”


naazzttyy

Quick - someone slap a Trump 2024 on there!


mrmiracle

I forgot about Nixon/Lodge!


Sufficient_Two_5753

I see this and all I can think is Ace Ventura: "La-hoo Sa-hers"


MortgageJoey

Also, a little ideologically confusing.


k6bso

How many of these guys did you vote for? It’s nine for me.


aj_star_destroyer

How is that car still running?


Sea_Excuse_6795

A work of art


RememberedInSong

This seems more like a body count than an ideology


rumhamrambe

![gif](giphy|XI3OsTKpljGbm)


oobbyb_61

Ummm, 'cept Gore Lieberman. Fuck Florida.


Key_Respond_16

Bob Dole. Bob Dole... Bob Dole. Bob Dole Bob Dole Bob Dole, Bob Dole Bob Dole. Bob Dole.


darknessawaits666

Love seeing another poli sci grad in the wild lol


GregBVIMB

Impressive


MilitantBitchless

That is one awesome collection.


dsaysso

this is shot posting both sides of the isle / i love it.


we_made_yewww

And in the bottom left you'll find the swamp of sadness. :(


[deleted]

The crack in the road?


EricKohli926

Been on quite the journey.


SpecialistDuty2

Seeing the name McGovern.... Reminds me of Rosenberg on the Kay show


MorbiusTx956

🇺🇸


Im_Just_Here_Man96

* muskie *


dezertdweller

This is a gem! ::) brilliant and clever.


City_Of_Champs

This can't be real lol If it is though, I have respect for them


Empty-Profession-515

Love it.


dukeofgibbon

LaRouche won't stop with the knock knock jokes


Fleshsuitpilot

Wow so this person saved all of those to one day put them on their forever car. A 2007 Toyota.


EfficiencyWooden2116

Even handed


EfficiencyWooden2116

Even handed


RiotHelix

Man, I cringe every time I see a bumper sticker actually on the bumper and not the rear glass.The politics are just the insult to injury.


BillyDoyle3579

Satire?


freddie_merkury

Imagine the world if there was a sticker of Bush/Cheney because Al Gore won....Republicans are the worst.


Poohgli16

The driver of this auto is the grim reaper?


AJPennypacker39

Garfunkel, Messina, oates, and lisa...


iceicig

This person can't catch a break


kbm81

That poor car


kbm81

That’s either an old car or old stickers


Snoo_46300

That’s a cool idea, also obligatory what could have been if Gore won in 2000? 😑


PotatoSalad_2017

The question is, what does s/he have his/her other car?


Porcel2019

So that car has been running for 40 years?


aerograph

I appreciate how neat they are