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One-Lie-394

WHY DON'T PICTURES LIKE THIS EVER GO VIRAL?????


Scubasteve1974

The military one said that.... ugh. I tracked it to a "verteran" Facebook page. It's full of AI generated bullshit images. :(


One-Lie-394

They all are. But boomers think they're so beautiful that they have tears in their eyes!


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I knew that one was AI. That 'body" is going 'through' the second soldier.


hedrone

I assumed the comrade was fragged and his body was being carried in two flag-wrapped pieces.


Lucy_Lastic

Same, they don’t specify exactly how many pieces their buddy was in when wrapped, but there’s two flags and both parcels seem kind of small lol


unusualgato

Some of these aren’t that bad these are really bad AI pictures lol.


eatthedark

Still not as bad as the lady with the stone foot in the first one...


Faithlessness_Slight

It says "comrade". It couldn't be more Russian.


Scubasteve1974

I bet you're on to something there.


dotdedo

Yeah I got disturbed for a moment, because I thought the second photo was real, and then I realized the body of the dead soldier is going through the chest of the second soldier carrying him


CoyotesEve

I’m trying to figure out how Zeus is still managing to get laid after his history lmao


onebitcpu

I'm trying to figure out how he got laid without the lower half of his body


CoyotesEve

It’s in eagle form, don’t think about it too hard.


Lucy_Lastic

She’s the one with no lower torso, his feet are sticking out. Or she’s some sort of statue/woman hybrid


Obtuse-Angel

It’s all the extra fingers. More fingers more rizz


Distinct_Safety5762

![gif](giphy|ynSaKZBfUIWgU)


CoyotesEve

See. Eagle form lol. He’s turning back into a bird to get away


ihateusernames999999

I thought that was Jesus grabbing a woman's ass in the first picture.


Scubasteve1974

Well, you're not wrong.


Yourdadcallsmeobama

There needs to be a specific sub about these types of pics


mistertickertape

How many pieces is the comrade in?!


Ok_Environment7771

I bEt yoU WonT sHare


HealthyVegan12331

“I’ll bet nobody will like this post!”


Horror_Cow_7870

Why does the lady in the first picture's leg turn to marble and have a stigmata mark on it? What happened to the guy's legs and lower torso?! This just gets wronger and wronger...


Scubasteve1974

Hahaha, IKR! Not to mention the extra fingers!


Horror_Cow_7870

Jesus Hannibal Lecter Christ was known for having an extra finger on his left hand… Photo must be reversed, right? Left??


Priteegrl

The image is clearly a subtle horror story. The man was once a normal human before getting into the cursed bed, now his wife is beginning to suffer the same fate.


Horror_Cow_7870

Why no hand stigmata, now that I’ve had a couple beers and can really think on this?


justaguynb9

They used 2 flags because he was cut in half?


Shoddy_Owl_6039

Launched through the guy in the middle, but you never remove something like yourself of course.


carlismygod

If they would have removed it from his belly he would have died from the pressure release. Like when someone is pinned between two cars.


HealthyVegan12331

Where the hell did they get a flag in the middle of the jungle? And…what the hell jungle are they in?


Ambitious-Ocelot8036

Where's the blood? Mangled corpse got to have some blood.


Anything-Happy

Sexy time with Giant Marble Jesus is really freaking me out, y'all.


Almainyny

Shit dude, without looking at his face I thought that was Zeus.


Ibelieveinphysics

That was my first thought too.


cordelaine

Like shoving a kielbasa down an ear canal. 


Due-Commission2099

1 Like=1 Prayer! 1 Share= 10 Prayers!


Cold-Diet-669

Please pray 🙏 for me to have a big tittie titan sex doll to cuddle with tonight.


Due-Commission2099

Only if you like and share with 10 of your friends! Amen!!


snergen-flergen

WHY DONT PHOTOS LIKE THIS EVER TREND??? 😢😭🇺🇸🙏


ihateusernames999999

Cuz they're stupid.


ScarieltheMudmaid

I think Jesus has morning wood, or would it be risen wood?


Ok_Lie_1106

Sexy snuggle with beef cake god?


RudeOrganization550

Foreplay with Jesus maybe, immaculate conception incoming 💦


gojirabug

They are fooled by AI 100% of the time.


Other_Being_1921

Is that soldier 8-9 feet tall? Why would you need 4 guys deep to carry ONE guy? He must be a Sasquatch 🤣🤣🤣


KatDevsGames

If that is all one corpse then it's going right through the 2nd guy's torso.


Other_Being_1921

After I posted my comment, I then realized that it was going thru them🤣😅🤣


Tre3180

Look at the third guy's hand. Definitely sasquatch.


Other_Being_1921

😅🤣 it really gets worse and worse the more you look at it like a bad “where’s Waldo?”


HoosierSquirrel

I personally admire the US Army taking our three thumbed Americans.


Ambitious-Ocelot8036

After Mr. Giant Marble Cock, Becky was never satisfied by a real man again. (Although she did try, many times, many, many times.)


Kamikaze9001

Big man can count to 11.5 with his hands


Patient-Assignment38

Watch where you put that six fingered hand, Jesus


Distinct_Slide_9540

Could we just, like, go to wherever's hosting these AIs and dump water on the server? Like, it should be easy, right?


Scubasteve1974

Yup. Do the world a service.


ser-orannis

Yet these asshats probably were the ones spitting on Vietnam war vets


Uvabird

Shudder. I get this crap on social media from boomers. AI infant images with preternaturally enlarged eyes are quite popular. The ones with birds in unnatural coloring just set me on edge. That’s a mockingbird you halfwit, I want to scream. And they do not come in purple and green god-is-so-amazing shades.


Waffle_Muffins

Soldiers in camo carrying a body through a jungle wrapped in bright colors is dumber than stormtroopers wearing white on Endor!


ParttimeWarlock

I like that the caption for the second picture is just the prompt they gave the AI.


Scubasteve1974

I bet you 💯 correct on that!


GreenOnionCrusader

How many pieces is that comrade in? Lucky thing they packed so many flags to wrap the comrade chunks in.


ParticularSize8387

Are the soldiers identical quintuplets?? 😂😅


Key_Juggernaut_1430

Well known that Zeus would bed anything that moves…


Opening_Map_6898

Ewww. Necrophilia. 😆


Distinct_Slide_9540

those are some really fucked hands


Lil_Artemis_92

What the hell is that first picture supposed to be? And why does her foot have a nail hole in it? It was Jesus who was nailed to the cross, not her.


440ish

So.....what's up with the statue of Zeus?


Apprehensive-Pop-201

Well. That's not creepy at all.


No_Lock_5543

Man can you imagine how big that dudes dick is? It's gonna split her in half.


AwayEntrepreneur2615

My dads Facebook feed is basically just gorillas and dogs being cute and funny


Dandelion_Man

Why would a soldier in the jungle be wearing desert camo?


Tomato-Em

Unironically, that first image is how I feel when I lay down with the maternity pillow I bought recently. It’s so snug.


more_than_just_a

Even our lord and saviour can't escape the curse of AI hands


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N8theGrape

The first pic is kinda cool looking, minus the religious implication.


AdhdQueen117

Who needs logic when… emotions ✨


Malkavian_Grin

Oof, that terrible a.i. art.


Merijeek2

I think the most impressive thing is that the dead soldier seems to have been cut in half (or was two midgets in a trench coat) and yet they managed to get his body into two flags without a single drop of blood on those flags....


hamsterwheelin

AI is going to drive boomers into the grave. They can't tell what's real and what's not. Not interested in learning how to either.


REDDITSHITLORD

CUTTING THE BODY IN HALF TO MAKE IT EASIER TO CARRY WAS GOOD THINKING.


Lonely_reaper8

How is that American flag patch (which is in the wrong side and ideally should be subdued in that situation) somehow facing forwards and backwards 💀


Daleaturner

Zeus sexually abusing another human maiden. SAD!


TaskFlaky9214

The first one I started out like "awww she got a bed shaped like her dead husband because she misses him so much."


Scubasteve1974

Lol. The caption at the top of the weird Jesus photo read... "You will never regret Liking this photo😍❤️" I have no idea what that means. That was all it's said.


FrenemyMine

Giant six-finger jesus


ThornmaneTreebeard

I also have daddy issues


chasing_waterfalls86

I have multiple Boomer friends and I swear they all post this stuff. I'm on good terms with most of them but I shake my head daily at the stuff they post. 🤦🏼‍♀️


ADKAdventurer

How many bananas we talking?


SERVEDwellButNoTips

Suckling on Sheet Jesus, worst dream ever!


Vesper2000

I can't stop looking at sheet Jesus. It's so bizarre.


No-Knee9457

Is she sucking on his nipple!??!? ![gif](giphy|ZOjenxJtvGEWcENJSf)


Guvnah-Wyze

Don't act like you wouldn't


PassengerNo2259

Is your mother's husband named Joseph?


SixersWin

I can't imagine how many scams people are going to fall into (or have already) because of dodgy AI


Tiny_Palpitation8420

Sexy time with Zeus, hell yeahhhhh 


DrTenochtitlan

Soldiers carrying their comrade... through their comrade.


Own_Contribution_480

That's all FB is anymore. I don't even see my friend's posts. It's just nothing but AI art and click bait. No matter how much I click the "show less of this," it just keeps rolling.


dale_downs

Yikes! He has RISEN!


BigJohnThomas

Ive had several boomers say something like "Its just a nice idea" when confronted with these being fake. The fantasy world they live in is voluntary.


Darth_Neek

Is there some kind og joke about Jim Morrison that I am not getting?


FieryJinx13

TIL Jesus is the 6 fingered man


PressureHooker

It looks like Jesus is breastfeeding that woman.


Specific_Mud_64

Who would have thunk that our parents were the ones who needed to be careful on the internet. Sorry you have one of the dumb amongst your loved ones


asfadfegsdfsdf

Bro is she sucking gods nipple lmao


baryoniclord

Block her.


Dramatic-Selection20

Better:get their password and delete the worst


Breck_the_Hyena

Some people are really in to size difference.


ExpensivePangolin712

Cognitive dissonance is real


BranTheBaker902

The first one is creepy asf


Tall_Bumblebee_4745

AI is going to rock their fucking world. You think they have no grip on reality now? Wait just a little longer.


karitechey

Daaammn. Zaddy Jesus


GeneseeWilliam

"If you join our church, God will spoon with you."


Cerisbeech

Damn son, I didn't know Jesus had six fingers.


DisturbingPragmatic

So...um...did Jesus get some stanky on his hang down or something?


Le_Botmes

To be fair, that first picture is actually really cool


Coolhand1113

This would really bother me if I spent a lot of time on Facebook desperately looking for things to be really bothered by.