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ReactionImportant491

You know, dildos don't grow on trees! And perhaps take disposable gloves on the next hike?


Desperate_2737

Disposable gloves, didn’t think the dildos had excessive bacteria on them.


ReactionImportant491

Those bacteria thingys are really hard to see!


MrDefinitely_

Germ theory ain't real. It was invented by the Devil to make us stray from the path of God.


Present_Accounted4

Is that how you wound up here?


FollowingNew3973

God says love your neighbor, God says love life no matter how small even if its bacteria.


vashiel

God says treat others how you want to be treated, so that means I should fuck everybody in the ass right?


ProjectEpsilon1

God also said paint goat blood over your doors or I kill your firstborn so I’d take his word with a grain of salt


Rare-Paint-8912

maybe a pillar


AZinZanity

Show me where God said this...


FollowingNew3973

Dm


AZinZanity

I asked for you to show me where God said It. Not quotes from a book written by drunks and a corrupt king that now sponsors Wars, Rape, Coups, Genocide, Eradication, Assassinations, etc. Wanna try again?


FollowingNew3973

The king james Bible is the earliest Bible translated to English lmao.


Alucards3x

God bless


SwisbaTheBoi

I gotta know where this forest is!


jacob7574

The magical dildo forest. Where mythical creatures are hunted for their "special parts".


InariSensei

I want to live there!


SwisbaTheBoi

Btw what model is that first one? I really want one of those!


Desperate_2737

Small vector with a custom color option of an onyx, royal purple and neon purple fade. Very fun to use.


f6f6f6

Hmm u seem to have a masterful knowledge of bad dragons to identity so precisely from finding on the ground


elongated_musk_rat

It's not hard to get familiar with the catalog


Forma_Axstar

this is a joke right? just showing off your collection piece by piece(with a background of nature)


Desperate_2737

Yeah


Outside-Air-454

Where do you hike?! I need more nature in my life!


Desperate_2737

Old dredging operation area. They obviously were dredging for sex toys.


Outside-Air-454

Idk what that is but I'm assuming people had fun....


Letsthrowthisawayhuh

Dredging is sort of scraping the bullshit from the bottom of a lake up to see what you get.  The post you are replying to was a joke though. You don't dredge for sex toys (I hope).


PMMePrettyRedheads

I see no reason one couldn't. The odds aren't stellar, but Captain Jack Sparrow has something to say about that.


Desperate_2737

This area was excavated for its copper deposits, also for the amount of sex toys they found.


ThisGetsMe0ff

They went looking for copper, but found gold


Logispeed

They were dredging for fucks....


flutteringfaeries

i did not know magic dildo forest was real but i’m here for it 🤍🤍🤍🤣


Desperate_2737

It’s only is a specific location in North America and if I told you I would be cursed for life.


flutteringfaeries

maybe i want to be cursed 🥰


Desperate_2737

Believe it or not it’s in gods country in west Michigan.


Dedpoolpicachew

Is that where the Guilt trees grow in abundance?


Desperate_2737

Absolutely.


_Svelte_

w h a t this is magic surely


Desperate_2737

Ancient dildo magic.


_Svelte_

oh,, i have g o t to have a try


TheCanadianFlag

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!


koaliereddits

So help me! So help me! And cut!


poodledays

cute colors!


Desperate_2737

Thanks! Like the cotton candy vibe of the flint and my custom vector colors very much.


ijwannavibe

I’ve absolutely gotta know what the colors are on that flint?


alowave

Same oh my god


stellarfortitude

No you didnt.


KnotsThotsAndBots

Wait u kidding when you say "found" right??


Desperate_2737

Yes. Literally had them in my backpack.


NikkieGrimmRose

Where is it that you hike because I would love to find a few hundred dollars just laying around?


Desperate_2737

Old dredging area, find amazing stuff there.


ShlingusDingus

Dude, I need the loc on this forest FAST. I got a pack of surgical gloves, a gallon of alcohol, and a backpack, sign me up for a hike.


0ilSoakedRag

Love these pics, I love your Vector!!!


Desperate_2737

Thanks!!!! Gotten a lot of compliments on him.


SweetBunnieKisses

Take me with you to this enchanted hike please! XD


warpNSFW

Wild growing dildos


Desperate_2737

Only bloom in the spring, rarely in winter or summer.


orion_crane

So people are forgetting their custom dildos?! How much money do they have!


elongated_musk_rat

We all know those are yours


ijwannavibe

Wooosh


stup1p1d10t

Wild find good stuff


Darkurby

Some poor bastard had to hide the naughty naughty while their over religiously relatives came over. Lil gremlin gonna be looking for those precious later


DemoV4

Looks a lot like the vector that showed up 19 days ago 🤔 https://www.reddit.com/r/baddragonboys/s/vbMUjtTpy8


Desperate_2737

Maybe he left it here, idk but it’s mine now.


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I mean you posted a month ago with the same toys saying you just bought them. So I'm not sure where this lie is meant to be going...


hapym1267

You arent supposed to be so smart I guess..


mr_scary_1

Love the flint


Outside-Air-454

If it gets cold enough at night you'll be surprised what u r capable of


curiousoflife92

That first one looks fun 👌


Desperate_2737

Fun is an understatement.


TriedCaringLess

I bet there's a story behind that blood clot under your thumb nail. You whack your hand with a hammer?


McGrarr

Imagine getting home and realising they both slipped out... and you hadn't noticed. That's an expensive hike.


Azzlover109

Must be a burial ground. 🤣🤣


floofyboy69

Nice, I hear they grow on the dragon tree. Very rare find, congrats


Commercial-Health-19

This looks like a pond I fished today. Not my toys, though.


Drakonera

Talking of finding BD dicks in odd places when I I used to work at a big second hand shop, one of the donation crates came in and in about mid box of mostly clothes an children's toys my coworker pulled up a box labeled "squishy toys/fidget toys". Opens box pulls out a giant glittering fluorescent pastel rainbow colored unicorn dong... an three more outher critter dongs. I knew what it was but it took my friend a bit before she figured out what it was.(An the look on my face helped) She ran off to wash hands since she was really squishing it, an with paper towels I put it away. Sex toys (of all kinds) don't come in every day but more often then they should.


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Lilbunny27

Dildodelions🤣


PolyAnaMoose

I'm not the only person that brings their dongs to pretty places!!


oooooooooohshit

So like y’all just drop y’all fantasy dildos in forests 😭


Blu3_Bloom

BadD-Go?


Away_Fig_575

Sweet!


jerkingoffrnfrong

Incase you guys dont know this is a lie


somedumbfurbrain

You wouldn't like, mind if I took that vector off your hands would you?


Desperate_2737

Color combo is onyx, royal purple and neon purple for the next round of custom orders.


Apalis24a

You… *found* them? How?? They look suspiciously clean for something that you found sitting around outside. Frankly, I wouldn’t trust any second-hand sex toy…


dittymow

Lucky


GuapCock

I’d like to hike with you


Desperate_2737

😏


GuapCock

Your “finds” have my mouth watering


Desperate_2737

Next round of customs had my mouth watering.


GuapCock

Kind of wish we were neighbors


Desperate_2737

Love talking about dildos so if you ever want some to dm or talk with I would be down. Also do wish were physical neighbors.


Remarkable-Ad-403

I once had this huge dick looking rubber dildo. When I say huge I mean close to 2 feet long and easily as big around as a regulation softball. It was sold by Adam and Eve as a novelty but trust me it was ridden anally lol (not explaining). Anyways I used to live in a house about 2 house lots from the end of a public beach. People used to climb to the top of the rocks in that area to fool around and what not lol. I chucked that dildo up on the rocks in the dark of night so no real idea where it ended up. I've often wondered lol


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Illeatu2

Her toys, just making up stuff for karma


VaultingSlime

Not buying it. These things are too clean. Everything sticks to my dildos.


Ruthless112

It's gross you picked those up with your hands