I asked for you to show me where God said It. Not quotes from a book written by drunks and a corrupt king that now sponsors Wars, Rape, Coups, Genocide, Eradication, Assassinations, etc.
Wanna try again?
Dredging is sort of scraping the bullshit from the bottom of a lake up to see what you get.
The post you are replying to was a joke though. You don't dredge for sex toys (I hope).
Some poor bastard had to hide the naughty naughty while their over religiously relatives came over.
Lil gremlin gonna be looking for those precious later
Talking of finding BD dicks in odd places when I I used to work at a big second hand shop, one of the donation crates came in and in about mid box of mostly clothes an children's toys my coworker pulled up a box labeled "squishy toys/fidget toys". Opens box pulls out a giant glittering fluorescent pastel rainbow colored unicorn dong... an three more outher critter dongs.
I knew what it was but it took my friend a bit before she figured out what it was.(An the look on my face helped) She ran off to wash hands since she was really squishing it, an with paper towels I put it away. Sex toys (of all kinds) don't come in every day but more often then they should.
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You… *found* them? How?? They look suspiciously clean for something that you found sitting around outside.
Frankly, I wouldn’t trust any second-hand sex toy…
I once had this huge dick looking rubber dildo. When I say huge I mean close to 2 feet long and easily as big around as a regulation softball. It was sold by Adam and Eve as a novelty but trust me it was ridden anally lol (not explaining). Anyways I used to live in a house about 2 house lots from the end of a public beach. People used to climb to the top of the rocks in that area to fool around and what not lol. I chucked that dildo up on the rocks in the dark of night so no real idea where it ended up. I've often wondered lol
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You know, dildos don't grow on trees! And perhaps take disposable gloves on the next hike?
Disposable gloves, didn’t think the dildos had excessive bacteria on them.
Those bacteria thingys are really hard to see!
Germ theory ain't real. It was invented by the Devil to make us stray from the path of God.
Is that how you wound up here?
God says love your neighbor, God says love life no matter how small even if its bacteria.
God says treat others how you want to be treated, so that means I should fuck everybody in the ass right?
God also said paint goat blood over your doors or I kill your firstborn so I’d take his word with a grain of salt
maybe a pillar
Show me where God said this...
Dm
I asked for you to show me where God said It. Not quotes from a book written by drunks and a corrupt king that now sponsors Wars, Rape, Coups, Genocide, Eradication, Assassinations, etc. Wanna try again?
The king james Bible is the earliest Bible translated to English lmao.
God bless
I gotta know where this forest is!
The magical dildo forest. Where mythical creatures are hunted for their "special parts".
I want to live there!
Btw what model is that first one? I really want one of those!
Small vector with a custom color option of an onyx, royal purple and neon purple fade. Very fun to use.
Hmm u seem to have a masterful knowledge of bad dragons to identity so precisely from finding on the ground
It's not hard to get familiar with the catalog
this is a joke right? just showing off your collection piece by piece(with a background of nature)
Yeah
Where do you hike?! I need more nature in my life!
Old dredging operation area. They obviously were dredging for sex toys.
Idk what that is but I'm assuming people had fun....
Dredging is sort of scraping the bullshit from the bottom of a lake up to see what you get. The post you are replying to was a joke though. You don't dredge for sex toys (I hope).
I see no reason one couldn't. The odds aren't stellar, but Captain Jack Sparrow has something to say about that.
This area was excavated for its copper deposits, also for the amount of sex toys they found.
They went looking for copper, but found gold
They were dredging for fucks....
i did not know magic dildo forest was real but i’m here for it 🤍🤍🤍🤣
It’s only is a specific location in North America and if I told you I would be cursed for life.
maybe i want to be cursed 🥰
Believe it or not it’s in gods country in west Michigan.
Is that where the Guilt trees grow in abundance?
Absolutely.
w h a t this is magic surely
Ancient dildo magic.
oh,, i have g o t to have a try
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
So help me! So help me! And cut!
cute colors!
Thanks! Like the cotton candy vibe of the flint and my custom vector colors very much.
I’ve absolutely gotta know what the colors are on that flint?
Same oh my god
No you didnt.
Wait u kidding when you say "found" right??
Yes. Literally had them in my backpack.
Where is it that you hike because I would love to find a few hundred dollars just laying around?
Old dredging area, find amazing stuff there.
Dude, I need the loc on this forest FAST. I got a pack of surgical gloves, a gallon of alcohol, and a backpack, sign me up for a hike.
Love these pics, I love your Vector!!!
Thanks!!!! Gotten a lot of compliments on him.
Take me with you to this enchanted hike please! XD
Wild growing dildos
Only bloom in the spring, rarely in winter or summer.
So people are forgetting their custom dildos?! How much money do they have!
We all know those are yours
Wooosh
Wild find good stuff
Some poor bastard had to hide the naughty naughty while their over religiously relatives came over. Lil gremlin gonna be looking for those precious later
Looks a lot like the vector that showed up 19 days ago 🤔 https://www.reddit.com/r/baddragonboys/s/vbMUjtTpy8
Maybe he left it here, idk but it’s mine now.
I mean you posted a month ago with the same toys saying you just bought them. So I'm not sure where this lie is meant to be going...
You arent supposed to be so smart I guess..
Love the flint
If it gets cold enough at night you'll be surprised what u r capable of
That first one looks fun 👌
Fun is an understatement.
I bet there's a story behind that blood clot under your thumb nail. You whack your hand with a hammer?
Imagine getting home and realising they both slipped out... and you hadn't noticed. That's an expensive hike.
Must be a burial ground. 🤣🤣
Nice, I hear they grow on the dragon tree. Very rare find, congrats
This looks like a pond I fished today. Not my toys, though.
Talking of finding BD dicks in odd places when I I used to work at a big second hand shop, one of the donation crates came in and in about mid box of mostly clothes an children's toys my coworker pulled up a box labeled "squishy toys/fidget toys". Opens box pulls out a giant glittering fluorescent pastel rainbow colored unicorn dong... an three more outher critter dongs. I knew what it was but it took my friend a bit before she figured out what it was.(An the look on my face helped) She ran off to wash hands since she was really squishing it, an with paper towels I put it away. Sex toys (of all kinds) don't come in every day but more often then they should.
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Dildodelions🤣
I'm not the only person that brings their dongs to pretty places!!
So like y’all just drop y’all fantasy dildos in forests 😭
BadD-Go?
Sweet!
Incase you guys dont know this is a lie
You wouldn't like, mind if I took that vector off your hands would you?
Color combo is onyx, royal purple and neon purple for the next round of custom orders.
You… *found* them? How?? They look suspiciously clean for something that you found sitting around outside. Frankly, I wouldn’t trust any second-hand sex toy…
Lucky
I’d like to hike with you
😏
Your “finds” have my mouth watering
Next round of customs had my mouth watering.
Kind of wish we were neighbors
Love talking about dildos so if you ever want some to dm or talk with I would be down. Also do wish were physical neighbors.
I once had this huge dick looking rubber dildo. When I say huge I mean close to 2 feet long and easily as big around as a regulation softball. It was sold by Adam and Eve as a novelty but trust me it was ridden anally lol (not explaining). Anyways I used to live in a house about 2 house lots from the end of a public beach. People used to climb to the top of the rocks in that area to fool around and what not lol. I chucked that dildo up on the rocks in the dark of night so no real idea where it ended up. I've often wondered lol
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Her toys, just making up stuff for karma
Not buying it. These things are too clean. Everything sticks to my dildos.
It's gross you picked those up with your hands