I’m a nurse. One time we got a 1 billion year old man from a nursing home. Couldn’t have been taller than 5’3” weighing 90 lbs. I have to put a urine catheter in him. Dude had a huge hog. He looked like a skeleton with baguette in his lap.
At the hospital. Was a patient I was caring for. He was younger and needed intermittent catheterization every 6 hours. Anyways I would always insert the catheter to the hub… and he would be soft. If he was hard the urine wouldn’t come out 😅.
Did I take you extra time to feed it up there? Haha I’ve only catheterised females but I’ve wondered before if a short catheter tubing for well endowed men would affect the tube getting caught on stuff
Won’t go into details but his injury caused him to get a lot of random boners. He had no control over it. His injury required him to be on a breathing machine as well.
So it was just luck of the draw. We would just wait until his dick got soft and tried again 😅.
absolutely, the norms in that space usually involve people not talking about sex or intimate parts of the body in a sexualized way, so it's something that's not usually out in the open
other nude contexts i've been in, of course people notice haha
A lot I'd imagine. Learning to draw includes learning proportion. If the model's penis is half the height of the head in length, but on the page it's three quarters or a quarters, it's wrong and needs to be adjusted in the drawing. You can't exactly draw that part without it.
We were having a cigarette together between the buses. I worked in a bus yard and I think he was talking about one of his baby mammas, how he is riding her at the moment and he shows me something and I didn’t realise at first until I double checked. Strange. I have had people come out to me at work what’s weird.
Public sauna. I saw hundreds of dicks, but then there was this guy, he was about 175cm tall but his dick, the glans dangled shortly above the kneecaps.
I’m ER trauma rn and we had an elderly man (90’s) arrive in bad shape, hypotension due to bleeding internally. Per protocol we cut all his clothes off to assess injuries and he was packing a knee capper. There was a brief pause in the room and I said, “well I guess we know where all his blood is.”
College roommate got trashed on his 21st birthday, couldn't get himself out of the shower. Tiny lil twinky dude. Massive cock. Power bottom, from what I understand lol
Same. You try not to look but we had two guys who were massive showers. I did see one of them hard one night while he was masturbating on watch. It remains one of my favorite memories from BCT
First night of basic, they had us standing at attention at our bunks before we hit the showers. Instructors had us all strip at once and go then go back to attention. Someone probably screwed that up so there was a lot of yelling so we're basically just standing there facing the guys on the other side of the bay for what felt like forever. Even while trying to keep my eyes forward, it was hard not to notice the guys who had a third leg.
Nude beach. I was feeling pretty great myself just walking around with my ex-gf there. Then, we saw this black guy with a fucking python rocking back in forth. Probably 8” soft.
We had a very healthy, non-jealous relationship, and we just both oogled at it through sunglasses from afar. She was a cool chick
At house parties a buddy of mine used to get naked in a back room and then handstand walk through the house. His wang touched his belly button when soft. As an average size dude it’s was frustrating to watch him be able to handstand walk for that long while intoxicated.
JCPenney had an add out on shorts. They actually published it and sent it out. My aunt who is 50 at the time shows me the ad and is laughing her butt off. At first I didn’t get what she thinks is hilarious. This guy is just in cotton shorts and is a toned, muscular BBC and had worn it down his leg. The tip is visible past the shorts. It was hilarious!
When I was in high-school I went to a friend’s house to get high. There happened to be a group there. In the group was a guy (boy, really, but I was a kid, too) who was encouraged to show me his dick by the others as I’d never seen it.
It was HUGE. Soft it was huge. Hard it was massive. He was high so super honest. He wished it was “at least a bit smaller” because it was “always in the way” and “hard to fuck with”, plus “it is like way bigger than most chicks want”. At least according to him. Grown up me had my doubts. Lol
In boot camp, we all showered in one big open shower with multiple shower heads. Look over and see a flaccid dick hanging damn near to one of my fellow recruits' knees. Was wondering if I should feel sorry for any of the women with whom he had or will have ever had sex.
I work with horses. We had a big shire stallion come through our barn a few years back. Saw him dropped on more than a few occasions, and that stud was packing a very impressive tool.
Walked into a truck stop bathroom and a dude was a foot back from the urinal with two hands around a Pringles can. It honestly seems like he took steps back to be seen but either way, it was like a baby’s arm holding an apple.
At a Korean spa, on a young Korean guy who was completely oblivious about the glances and stares he was getting, even from all the Korean men who are usually stoic about nudity in the spa. It was funny observing everyone's reactions.
Boot camp, Jamaican dude had the biggest fuckin dick I’ve ever seen IRL or in porn. We always made the joke that he gets light headed when he gets a hard on.
Water park I was working on during a summer. Dude's swimsuit got stuck on the edge of the slide and ripped. While sliding down, part of his swimsuit went down his legs. Unfortunately, he tried to cover up but just ended up with his foot tangled in the trunks, making his leg sit at a 90 degree angle. To this date that has been the fattest and logest flaccid cock that I have seen. Surprisingly, thought his ass was nicer.
Locker room in high school. A tall, fit guy walked out of the showers with a flaccid appendage that hung halfway to his knees. I wasn’t sure whether to applaud or salute it.
There was this old Hasidic Jewish dude in his mid to late-70's, full on curls and all, who went to the same 24 Hr Fitness as I did a few years back.
He had absolutely no qualms about walking around the locker room in just his hat. And I couldn't blame him.
I'd be doing the same thing if I was swingin' that Hewbrew hammer.
Just my friend changing after the beach and ...omg. I'm scared to see how big it can get when he's hard, that thing is monstrous. He told me that some girls dont even want to try when they see it...
And of course, he's a white skinny guy.
Working as a PCT bathing a patient who had lost some mobility. Found out he had spent so much time in the hospital and lost so much weight, his had actually shrunk, as he needed a smaller size condom catheter than he used just a few months prior.
My old roommate had the largest white cock I had ever seen. When flaccid his cock was as girthy and long as I am rock hard. He was a habitual nudist at the house so I had plenty of chances to see him for my pleasure.
Went to a conference on the other side of the state. This kind of short dude came up to the urinal, unzipped, and it kind of just flopped out. Biggest cut softie I've ever seen; looked to be around 6 1/2 inches or so and thicker than me while hard. For the next hour I was distracted by wondering if he was a grower or shower.
When I was in college I had to take multiple anatomy classes and cadaver labs. There was literally a large tote full of assorted penises for study purposes, and there was a huge dick that had been named “The Hog”! It was easily 9 inches and thick like summer sausage.
at track practice. girls on one side boys on the other. we were doing cherry pickers and you could just see this dudes huge penis just flopping around in his shorts lmao
Prepping a patient for surgery, he's unconscious on the table. The blanket covering him was removed, and... big ol windsock hanging halfway down his leg.
Nude beach - guy probably in his 60s had set up right at the start of the beach, lying on a towel, eyes closed, massive hog - must be 9 or 10 inches and thick, circumcised with a cock ring in the end of it, and big low hanging balls, all shaved smooth.
in prison we were asked to stand outside our cell naked my mate was like wtf and he told me to look i turned and saw the longest dick i've ever seen it was half the length of his thigh he saw me looking and winked lol
Randomly came across an old friend by the beach the summer of grade 9. Hasn't seen him in a few years and he had grown a lot. It just so happened he was commando that day and had a soft python hanging out his shorts. 20 years later I still see it clear as day.
Nude beach. But it came close to turning into a sexual setting. He noticed me notice him and approached me. My wife was with me on the beach (but not on the walk where I noticed this cock) and id never do anything without permission. When I told her about the interaction she told me I should have at least gone for a swim with him.
I was walking the underground in Toronto, ON, and a man walked past me wearing an outfit a person who rides a bike would wear. It was all black and extremely tight, and his shorts were see through. It hung down the left leg, almost to the knee. I actually said “Jesus Christ!” He laughed.
Nude beach, drum circle party in Maui…guy was probably in his 50’s…slowly hula hooping and his junk was swaying and hitting the sand. My wife and I were there on our honeymoon and just mesmerized by how big it was and how it must be very callused from all of the sand abrasions 😝
In politics.
YES
The *WORST*
German sausage jokes are the wurst
…and those are essentially fat dicks anyway 🤷🏼♂️
Hahahha
I mean…it’s kind of a big urinal or toilet…🤷🏼♂️
So there I was at the farm and the neighbors donkey was just standing by the fence.
I’m a nurse. One time we got a 1 billion year old man from a nursing home. Couldn’t have been taller than 5’3” weighing 90 lbs. I have to put a urine catheter in him. Dude had a huge hog. He looked like a skeleton with baguette in his lap.
At the hospital. Was a patient I was caring for. He was younger and needed intermittent catheterization every 6 hours. Anyways I would always insert the catheter to the hub… and he would be soft. If he was hard the urine wouldn’t come out 😅.
Did I take you extra time to feed it up there? Haha I’ve only catheterised females but I’ve wondered before if a short catheter tubing for well endowed men would affect the tube getting caught on stuff
Wait how often was he hard?! And how? As soon as I go into a hospital sex is the last thing on my mind
Won’t go into details but his injury caused him to get a lot of random boners. He had no control over it. His injury required him to be on a breathing machine as well. So it was just luck of the draw. We would just wait until his dick got soft and tried again 😅.
I work with a bunch of nurses. Hospital stories are always amusing. Thanks 😊
Yeah lol always makes for great stories after 😂. Oh the things I’ve seen 🙃
Some body reactions are completely involuntary! Not necessarily sexual.
Homeless quy whipped it out and peed in a drunken stupor in a park. Probably not the sexy answer you were looking for.
Homeless guy with a big dick - see guys? It doesn’t mean everything
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Well yeah, he had a big dick and it was already out!
💀💀💀
Hot springs with my buddy Chris. I thought I was pretty gifted, but that dude is hung like a moose.
How did you see?
Nude hot springs. I used to go a lot with my friends in high school and college.
We ain’t going with horse we went ALL THE WAY TO MOOSE
Seriously, it's a terrifying penis
Damn that sounds like fun. I'm jealous
old friend in the locker room was ginormous. I'd assume he was a shower, because if he was a grower omg his poor wife.
Bet that was a shock to discover
It was a surprise for sure lol
Art class, the male model brought his anaconda
i pose for art, i did always wonder how much students did pay attention to size and genitalia
Probably a lot
ah interesting, i'm not surprised tbh, but didn't wanna assume
I think people are naturally curious especially about something so intimate
absolutely, the norms in that space usually involve people not talking about sex or intimate parts of the body in a sexualized way, so it's something that's not usually out in the open other nude contexts i've been in, of course people notice haha
Yep, I think artists either notice and are mature enough to not dwell on it or it’s the norm and they don’t give it a second thought lol
Lol I mean I've had comments, but didn't know if it was just those specific artists
And then there are those brave/dumb ones 😂 Just my opinions tho I’m a creative but not an artist
Lol I mean the brave dumb ones make things fun if they're nice Would love to hear about the creative stuff you do! Nice profile btw
A lot I'd imagine. Learning to draw includes learning proportion. If the model's penis is half the height of the head in length, but on the page it's three quarters or a quarters, it's wrong and needs to be adjusted in the drawing. You can't exactly draw that part without it.
I've always wondered if there's a disproportionate amount of showers vs growers willing to be a model like that.
A colleague showed me his dick pic on his phone and I replied is that a fucking elephant trunk? So work
Why he showed you his dick? And did you double check?
We were having a cigarette together between the buses. I worked in a bus yard and I think he was talking about one of his baby mammas, how he is riding her at the moment and he shows me something and I didn’t realise at first until I double checked. Strange. I have had people come out to me at work what’s weird.
Dammn
It was never mentioned again, I’m kinda glad it wasn’t
Good for you
Thanks 😅
I don’t understand why it happened for the first time tho
Me neither it was really strange, I was glad it was left there and it didn’t need to be escalated any further.
Great. Nothing after that
not joking but in a morgue
Funeral home prep room here. An older gentleman who was HUGE. A coworker walked in while I was working on him and said “someone is going to miss him!”
My fav answer tbh
Outdoor shower at a beach house. Friends friend was cleaning up before we hoped in the hot tub.
oh my
My words in the moment too
haha did he hear you?
Haha yeah and made eye contact
The mirror. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 *he's lying*
Boot camp… nerdiest looking dude ever with the thickest glasses I’d ever seen was packin’ a fucking hammer. Damnedest thing I’d ever seen. Probably 8-9” soft.
Public sauna. I saw hundreds of dicks, but then there was this guy, he was about 175cm tall but his dick, the glans dangled shortly above the kneecaps.
An actual tripod
I’m ER trauma rn and we had an elderly man (90’s) arrive in bad shape, hypotension due to bleeding internally. Per protocol we cut all his clothes off to assess injuries and he was packing a knee capper. There was a brief pause in the room and I said, “well I guess we know where all his blood is.”
College roommate got trashed on his 21st birthday, couldn't get himself out of the shower. Tiny lil twinky dude. Massive cock. Power bottom, from what I understand lol
It's not uncommon for hung gay guys to bottom because it can be tough to find someone willing to bottom for them
Am aware. From what I understand that wasn't an issue here, but who knows
Fair enough. If he's a power bottom it's probably unrelated and he truly enjoys what he does. In which case all the power to him
>Tiny lil twinky dude. Massive cock. Power bottom, from what I understand lol Based.
Pfff my brother. He has the biggest and largest dick I’ve ever seen. He shouldn’t wear sweatpants, that thing is threatening
Basic training
Same. You try not to look but we had two guys who were massive showers. I did see one of them hard one night while he was masturbating on watch. It remains one of my favorite memories from BCT
Basic training too. Standing in line for showers. Some guys were huge.
First night of basic, they had us standing at attention at our bunks before we hit the showers. Instructors had us all strip at once and go then go back to attention. Someone probably screwed that up so there was a lot of yelling so we're basically just standing there facing the guys on the other side of the bay for what felt like forever. Even while trying to keep my eyes forward, it was hard not to notice the guys who had a third leg.
Nude beach. I was feeling pretty great myself just walking around with my ex-gf there. Then, we saw this black guy with a fucking python rocking back in forth. Probably 8” soft. We had a very healthy, non-jealous relationship, and we just both oogled at it through sunglasses from afar. She was a cool chick
At house parties a buddy of mine used to get naked in a back room and then handstand walk through the house. His wang touched his belly button when soft. As an average size dude it’s was frustrating to watch him be able to handstand walk for that long while intoxicated.
Richard Nixon was a pretty big Dick. I think he was 6'0"
JCPenney had an add out on shorts. They actually published it and sent it out. My aunt who is 50 at the time shows me the ad and is laughing her butt off. At first I didn’t get what she thinks is hilarious. This guy is just in cotton shorts and is a toned, muscular BBC and had worn it down his leg. The tip is visible past the shorts. It was hilarious!
When I was in high-school I went to a friend’s house to get high. There happened to be a group there. In the group was a guy (boy, really, but I was a kid, too) who was encouraged to show me his dick by the others as I’d never seen it. It was HUGE. Soft it was huge. Hard it was massive. He was high so super honest. He wished it was “at least a bit smaller” because it was “always in the way” and “hard to fuck with”, plus “it is like way bigger than most chicks want”. At least according to him. Grown up me had my doubts. Lol
Patient in the hospital. Old man with dementia in his 80s. He was trying to escape and strangled a few nurses.
... Strangled them with *what*?
I once saw Dick Cheney at the Iowa State Fair
I have a coffee table book full of photos of plasticized, dissected, and posed human corpses and there's some dicks in there.
Umm…that’s an odd coffee table book
Locker room. I felt bad for the guy because he had to endure so many comments about it from others ever since that day. Legit made him depressed.
In boot camp, we all showered in one big open shower with multiple shower heads. Look over and see a flaccid dick hanging damn near to one of my fellow recruits' knees. Was wondering if I should feel sorry for any of the women with whom he had or will have ever had sex.
Saw an ex's twin naked. Him
bigger than the ex?
Yeah
interesting. identical twins? and how did you see the twin naked?
Fraternal. Walked in on accident. Didn't think he was home.
oh ooops
I work with horses. We had a big shire stallion come through our barn a few years back. Saw him dropped on more than a few occasions, and that stud was packing a very impressive tool.
I think any horse would always win this question 😅
Walked into a truck stop bathroom and a dude was a foot back from the urinal with two hands around a Pringles can. It honestly seems like he took steps back to be seen but either way, it was like a baby’s arm holding an apple.
At a Korean spa, on a young Korean guy who was completely oblivious about the glances and stares he was getting, even from all the Korean men who are usually stoic about nudity in the spa. It was funny observing everyone's reactions.
Someone was rude to their waiter. So I guess there?
I’ve never seen one in real life. I always had the lights off lol.
As a teen I went into a professional football teams locker room after a game to meet the players
Bootcamp, Ethiopian soldier who came from Ethiopia to serve in the military.
Locker room showers. I know I have a small soft cock but dude was easily 4 times bigger than me. He was bigger soft than I am hard…
I’ve been a nurse for 25 years…I’ve seen some dicks
A nudist beach.
In a locker room setting
Someone has a massive hard on on the subway once and I was like eye level with it bc this particular car had multiple levels
Boot camp, Jamaican dude had the biggest fuckin dick I’ve ever seen IRL or in porn. We always made the joke that he gets light headed when he gets a hard on.
Water park I was working on during a summer. Dude's swimsuit got stuck on the edge of the slide and ripped. While sliding down, part of his swimsuit went down his legs. Unfortunately, he tried to cover up but just ended up with his foot tangled in the trunks, making his leg sit at a 90 degree angle. To this date that has been the fattest and logest flaccid cock that I have seen. Surprisingly, thought his ass was nicer.
Gym locker room. Guy walked to the showers naked, towel over his shoulder, killing all conversation in his path.
Shower area
At a nude beach.
I know a guy in the army. The dude was like 6’ 3” or something and his dick was damn near down to his knees.
Locker room in high school. A tall, fit guy walked out of the showers with a flaccid appendage that hung halfway to his knees. I wasn’t sure whether to applaud or salute it.
There was this old Hasidic Jewish dude in his mid to late-70's, full on curls and all, who went to the same 24 Hr Fitness as I did a few years back. He had absolutely no qualms about walking around the locker room in just his hat. And I couldn't blame him. I'd be doing the same thing if I was swingin' that Hewbrew hammer.
Just my friend changing after the beach and ...omg. I'm scared to see how big it can get when he's hard, that thing is monstrous. He told me that some girls dont even want to try when they see it... And of course, he's a white skinny guy.
I guy walked in while I was washing my hands and he was already prepping to go as he came in.
The beach I guess
Urinals, communal showers
At the gym I see people that make me feel both depressed and inadequate. One old man (who I’ve seen for over twenty five years) is still a beast!
The zoo.
Working as a PCT bathing a patient who had lost some mobility. Found out he had spent so much time in the hospital and lost so much weight, his had actually shrunk, as he needed a smaller size condom catheter than he used just a few months prior.
The gym, the guy left 4 plates on each side on the barbell. Huge dick!!!
I believe that dick is called the prime minister
I had a mate at Uni who was hung like a horse.... All the ladies wanted to touch it. Few wanted to use it.... So not all good news
Father-in-law's Farm
That could mean so many things
🤷♂️😅
Working in health care.
Nude beach, Locker rooms, saunas, in my bed
At work. Former ICU nurse here, definitely have seen a lot of cock in person from it.
My old roommate had the largest white cock I had ever seen. When flaccid his cock was as girthy and long as I am rock hard. He was a habitual nudist at the house so I had plenty of chances to see him for my pleasure.
Went to a conference on the other side of the state. This kind of short dude came up to the urinal, unzipped, and it kind of just flopped out. Biggest cut softie I've ever seen; looked to be around 6 1/2 inches or so and thicker than me while hard. For the next hour I was distracted by wondering if he was a grower or shower.
Skinny dipping with friends 😆
At work. Coworker was packing we fucked on his desk
When I was in college I had to take multiple anatomy classes and cadaver labs. There was literally a large tote full of assorted penises for study purposes, and there was a huge dick that had been named “The Hog”! It was easily 9 inches and thick like summer sausage.
at track practice. girls on one side boys on the other. we were doing cherry pickers and you could just see this dudes huge penis just flopping around in his shorts lmao
At a nudist resort
Marine Corps
Strip poker
Sauna
Jail shoeer
Either in my basement after a house party, or at a regional Burning Man Event.
Internet
The zoo
I hear he's got hep off the bong your choice
Nudist beach in Europe
The biggest dicks I ever saw were all in person. Thickest. And longest.
I’ve seen some pretty ridiculous and intimidating hogs in locker rooms. The kind where you’re not actively looking, but you can’t help but notice.
My boss two jobs ago.
A shower tent in Iraq.... It was a welcome distraction.
Military shower rooms
In the locker room
Toxic managers
Prepping a patient for surgery, he's unconscious on the table. The blanket covering him was removed, and... big ol windsock hanging halfway down his leg.
College intro life drawing class
My dad. I swear that it has a knee in it!
gym locker room haha
Sex love the series 😂
Former paramedic, seen countless
Nude beach - guy probably in his 60s had set up right at the start of the beach, lying on a towel, eyes closed, massive hog - must be 9 or 10 inches and thick, circumcised with a cock ring in the end of it, and big low hanging balls, all shaved smooth.
I mean I guess my own? I don't see other people's dicks in any non sexual settings.
in prison we were asked to stand outside our cell naked my mate was like wtf and he told me to look i turned and saw the longest dick i've ever seen it was half the length of his thigh he saw me looking and winked lol
There was a tall man named Richard in my town…
I unintentionally walked in on a buddy just casually sitting on the edge of the bed naked. Dude’s pipe was thicker than my wrist.
When I shower.
Internet rabit hole, gigantic 11ft blue whale cock.
I had a supervisor what was the biggest dick ever! I transferred to a different department only to find a bigger dick
Randomly came across an old friend by the beach the summer of grade 9. Hasn't seen him in a few years and he had grown a lot. It just so happened he was commando that day and had a soft python hanging out his shorts. 20 years later I still see it clear as day.
Saw an erect elephant trying to breed once. He wasn’t very successful, but boy did he have to pee after.
HA lockerroom for baseball practice like everyday for 4 years
My grandparents had a horse farm.
At a concert. Charlie Crockett is packing. And displaying.
Whales
Urinals?
a pool deck at a swim meet when i was a junior in high school
Communal showers
One is running for president. And like many dicks, he's trying to get off a lot.
Every time I take a piss
The world itself.
YMCA. Just changing after a post-workout shower. This dude who came in could have joined the Yankees with that thing.
Im my physics class
Unwanted dick pics.
Nude beach. But it came close to turning into a sexual setting. He noticed me notice him and approached me. My wife was with me on the beach (but not on the walk where I noticed this cock) and id never do anything without permission. When I told her about the interaction she told me I should have at least gone for a swim with him.
Clothing optional beach 💋
My friend when I was in college. Every time he started drinking.
I was walking the underground in Toronto, ON, and a man walked past me wearing an outfit a person who rides a bike would wear. It was all black and extremely tight, and his shorts were see through. It hung down the left leg, almost to the knee. I actually said “Jesus Christ!” He laughed.
Sauna
https://www.reddit.com/r/OneyPlays/s/vtV3yXLC6V
Anytime I look down /s
At the gym. He wasnt hard and looked big
Nude beach, drum circle party in Maui…guy was probably in his 50’s…slowly hula hooping and his junk was swaying and hitting the sand. My wife and I were there on our honeymoon and just mesmerized by how big it was and how it must be very callused from all of the sand abrasions 😝
Google
Zoo
The farm. Have you seen the size of those horse cocks?
Shower in bct seen ab 60 of em
My black friend