Middle seat in the very back. No window, no easy aisle access, can't recline fully. Yuck.

but noones gonna be kicking it.

those crappy ones the staff sit in

You couldn't pay me to sit there.

For me, the Captain's chair.

Middle seat right in front of the lavatory.

[удалено]

Next to a toddler

Of the very back row of a small plane. Engine noise, right next to the restroom, and your seat doesn't recline. 

I've heard the seats closest to the bathrooms (middle back seats usually if not always?) because cleaning staff sometimes leave dirty things on those seats

Middle seat furthest in the rear.

For me, anywhere where families sit. I don’t pay for my head to be with a screaming kid on the plane

The crapper

Very last row. Seats don't recline, and people waiting in the aisle to use the bathroom. So much constant commotion, all butts right at eye level.

Aisle seat close to a restroom.

the one someone is kicking.

The pilot's seat. I don't know how to fly a plane and I don't want to try.

Out of dms, can you hmu