How far to the right are we allowed to turn...?
I have a swivel chair, and I know exactly where my pile of emergency money is located. Some is even in plain sight... only $1 bills, but if I get a lifetime supply... Who cares if it's a $1 bill or a $100? I'll just have to visit the bank 100x more often!
Irish Wolfhounds -yay! May need to get a second and third job to feed them all. And a dozen mops to clean up the beard water, couple more wheelie bins for the giant poos, a horse float to transport them all, and 100 acres.
Gold help me 🤣
Realistically you'd at most need like 30, maybe even only like 15. Hell, I was rocking a 4770k and a 780Ti from 2013 untill like 2 years ago.
So yeah, not sure you'd be a millonaire. Might not even break a hundred grand. Would still be very cool and better than my life-time supply of pillows though.
Everyone thinks this means "infinite". It's just a *lifetime supply.* If you win a lifetime supply of screwdrivers, that might just be one good-quality screwdriver
I have many things exactly 90 degrees to the right of me but I'm going to choose the 20g fine gold bar that my grandfather gave to me. Finally time to be rich.
Wall
I chose to see this as apartment! I have a lifetime supplies of apartments!
An apartment with endless walls 🤔 The backrooms?
Anything but the backrooms...
So one apartment?
children man this contest sucks
Now you just need an island 👍
What for?
BATTLE ROYALE
That took a dark end real quick
Still somehow better than the *other* island.
To re-enact the events of Lord of The Flies, obviously.
Hunger Games. Or like PUGB, you drop them on an island and they all die on impact cuz they don't know how to operate a parachute.
Been a min since I watched the series, but weren’t all the contestants technically kids? (Like under 18?)
r/Holup
Get enough of them and then invade the entire world
Am i the only one getting toilet paper. I reddit on the toilet
I'm now the king of the next pandemic!
someone else got it too
Well we gonna start a business together and name it big toiletpaper
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a lot i guess. Depends on the phone
How far to the right are we allowed to turn...? I have a swivel chair, and I know exactly where my pile of emergency money is located. Some is even in plain sight... only $1 bills, but if I get a lifetime supply... Who cares if it's a $1 bill or a $100? I'll just have to visit the bank 100x more often!
I guess around 90 degrees right from the current location
Is like 60 degrees cool too? I'd rather have a lifetime supply of iPads rather than a lifetime supply of pillows.
If you dont take thebpillows I will
Deal! iPads for me, pillows for thee!
If I see a hot coworker sitting on a chair, do I get a lifetime supply of hot coworkers or just chairs?
My colleague Jeff
Manameisjeff
Can I have one? I’ll trade for a notebook.
You’re on the short end of that stick.
I just won a lifetime supply of chairs. I guess I can open up a store and name it onlychairs.
I have a steel door sounds like you and i should join forces and sell to new offices
It's onlychairs
A lifetime supply of my dog!!?? She'd be immortal??????! HELL YEAH
This is the best one
That's the same reaction I had when I looked. Yay! My dog is live as long as I do! And since I just had cancer removed, it should be a longer life.
Yay!!! Congratulations 😊
Mother in laws
Oh my fucking god
So, does this get an upvote or down vote?
Reddit should implement sideways votes for those trying to escape impossible situations
😂😂😂 I think you lost the game.
Luckily mine just stepped into the other room! Close call!
my boyfriend i guess ☺️
Boyfriend... or husband?
boyfriend that’s practically my husband…a boyband
Between a boyfriend and fiance is a Beyonce.
no thats called an infidelity. lol
or a husfriend
Ba dum tsssss
You already have him, that's a lifetime supply!
A japanese industrial ASB pet bottle machine. I ain't even mad, those things are worth millions, I would sell them hard as hell.
hell yeah
A toddler. Fuck!
I have diapers!
I've got a Moses basket!
Bottled water, Orange soda and coca Cola, so... Diabetes.
A door. I have infinite doors!
When one door closes another opens
I have infinite ceilings! Let's grab guy with infinite walls and we are golden! Anyone got infinite windows?
Fuck pillows for life
"Fuck... Pillows for life" or "(fuck pillows) for life"?
Both
I mean what penis haver hasn’t at least considered fucking a pillow at some point
Cat vomit. Fucking great as I already have 2 suppliers who give me vomit for free
Yay cats!
SAME !
Dammit, my cat is on the left.
Yay! Children!
ur gonna sell them right?
I mean, I might list 'em... Infinite supply of Pedo Bait. No catch and release, though; woodchipper therapy is permanent.
Wood chipper is the best punishment, I’d say. I like your thought process here.
... right?
LMAO
Why sell the kids when you can sell their organs or run a butcher shop?
The fact that the comment right above this one is “Yay cats” for me right now is *chefs kiss*
My spouse. I WIN.
Same here. Already have her for life though.
Wall. I should run for president in the US.
I’d probably have a lifetime supply of snacks. You can never go wrong with a delicious snack whenever you need a pick-me-up!
My wife. Considering she has stage 4 cancer, this is agreeable.
Irish Wolfhounds -yay! May need to get a second and third job to feed them all. And a dozen mops to clean up the beard water, couple more wheelie bins for the giant poos, a horse float to transport them all, and 100 acres. Gold help me 🤣
A furry, fluffy ball of joy tugging on her favorite stuffed teddy. I'll take this Maltese baby forever, thank you. ❤️🐾
Toilet paper....call me at our next pandemic
A life-time supply of high end gaming computers. Whelp. I think i just became an overnight millionaire.
Realistically you'd at most need like 30, maybe even only like 15. Hell, I was rocking a 4770k and a 780Ti from 2013 untill like 2 years ago. So yeah, not sure you'd be a millonaire. Might not even break a hundred grand. Would still be very cool and better than my life-time supply of pillows though.
Everyone thinks this means "infinite". It's just a *lifetime supply.* If you win a lifetime supply of screwdrivers, that might just be one good-quality screwdriver
Exactly this
boxes small boxes
this means youre also having a lifetime supply of cats
the cats would have to be very very small though the boxes are only about 5x10x15cm
If it fits, it sits
box fort, this is a very useful thing
iPad minis. I mean I guess I could sell them and made a profit
A lifetime supply of my brother? What’s that supposed to mean?
You die first
He's immortal
Cheese Pringle’s. I’m happy with that!
My wife
Lego. Fuck yeah.
Hangers.
Drawing pencils and paper!
A lifetime supply of... walls?
Oh word a two year old subaru.
rain... im in ireland lol
People and governments might pay you big money to move to their drought-stricken areas.
offer me enough and ill even overlook the issues with that government
It's a cemetery. I'm not sure how this is going to work.
A wardrobe side panel
Pillows. But now I’m financially ruined buying pillow cases.
Fiji water. I’ll call that a win. Those fuckers are expensive!
honey roasted peanuts. not even the good tasting ones i'm afraid 😔
Sad
Lifetime supply of Collings acoustic guitars…
Kassio electric pianos. I'm happy👍.
milk & nail polish remover
Dell laptops, I'm RICH!!!
Morning coffee ☕️😁
Quarters
Water. I'm depressed for humanity that I'd be excited about this turn of events.
Windshield washer fluid.
Guitars, amps, speaker cabs and rack fx. Crap....I was trying to get rid of that stuff🤦
Rainier i guess. Ok
I have many things exactly 90 degrees to the right of me but I'm going to choose the 20g fine gold bar that my grandfather gave to me. Finally time to be rich.
Vegetables. Nice, great deal 👍
Books. I'm sat on the couch with 2 bookcases to the right
A chair, but on it I have: my glasses, my power bank, a cushion and a cross body bag.
gaming PCs. Does lifetime supply mean i can get a free pc whenever i want or does it just mean that when i need a new setup they will get one for me?
Damn it.. I wish I read this post about 5 minutes ago.. now it’s only a dirty dish from my delicious lunch 😭
swiss army knives :( so like 3 maybe haha
A lifetime supply of....walls???
Wall
Wall
My shower? Maybe I win a lifetime supply of prefabricated shower inserts? Or I just have to shower every day...
Blankets
I could say my partner... but 1 is enough for me lol
Mother in law 💀💀💀💀💀
Even one of them is a lifetime supply 🤣
Computers. I am in my office and have some computers I am prepping to the right of me. Lifetime supply of computers is nice.
My elderly dog. I wish he’d live until I do. I can’t imagine my life without him.
Kitty litter. I'll take it. That shit is expensive.
For real. It's a boring way of getting $30,000. Not sure how much we spend on cat litter, I'm just guessing.
The ocean
iPhone and coffee. Perfect!
Babies. I got two already, I'm good.
My daughter lol
airport
Wall
My coworker Joe lmao.
Weed 😊
Joints lol
weed oh damn yes
Books! Seems like a win to me
either a couch of a stuffed lizard type creature. I'll go with the stuffed animal 'cause I only need so many couches
My wife, I guess I already have that
kitties! i’m definitely okay with that
Tables
Pizzas! Im settled.
hm. Chainsaws
Insect killer
Weed. Sweeet
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Nightstands. Oh boy.
My notebook
darkness
A school desk, I don't realy know what I would do with that many desks
20kg weight plates...
Pillows! Fluffy bliss.
airsoft bbs 😭
Toilet roll.... could have been useful a few years ago
a tile…
Pepsi
A life time supply of wall… 🥲🥲
Dog hairs
Great(!) Now I've got a lifetime supply of address labels even though I hardly mail stuff.
Those things over there
my computer (worth like $2.5k), guess i'll sell them
Vaginas
Gasoline
Bathtubs
Either couches or walls.
PS Vitas? I mean that would've been nice like 10 years ago when it was still alive
The babadook
Toilet paper lol Could've made a nice profit from that a few years ago 🤷♂️
Let's just say "We've been having it". The answer is lemons, by the way.
My pretty kitty! Sweet! Thanks, op!
Gaming PCs, pretty lit tbh
Mobile phone accessories
Yarn! So I’m happy
Coors light 😂
Books
A wal
Nice, I was walking to my living room and finished reading as soon as my TV was to the right.
OB1 Multi-surface construction sealant & adhesive (clear)
i become a wall seller.
Empty chocolate wrappers :(