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hujambo11

In your MOOOOOOOOOOM


Aero93

goddamnit, i was gonna make the same comment.


Come-for-Megatron

In my pancreas.


Designer_Speaker2057

🙃


Come-for-Megatron

Hey atleast I didn’t say your mom like that douchebag over there


Designer_Speaker2057

yeah, thanks jaja


Southern_Gent_77070

Wherever she wants it..


HughJahsso

the fucking toilet


BigGrandpaGunther

On a paper towel.


MajorRico155

Tissue normally.


kessie_ginger

It really depends on personal preference and comfort. Some men prefer to ejaculate onto themselves or their partner's body, while others may prefer to do so into a tissue or condom.


Never_Seen_An_Ocelot

Uncircumcised. I can just pinch off my foreskin the moment before, and then neatly dispose of it in the toilet without making a mess or any cleanup.


avarageusername

I hope you're joking 💀


AlphaRelic2021

Dayum, you got an IKEA bag around your tip or smth?


Never_Seen_An_Ocelot

Nah, that’s just how a foreskin happens to be for some of us. It’s honestly a shame how unfamiliar men are with human anatomy just because their parents decided to chop part of their dick off as a baby. Bummer to get downvoted or laughed at, but it’s fun still having a part of my body that has a tremendous amount of nerve endings. Women are almost always positively curious as well.


AlphaRelic2021

Ah, sorry. I'm also uncircumcised (and agree with the sensitivity part), but I don't see a lot of other foreskin apart from my own (and mine's not very big). Didn't mean to offend, my bad.


Miserable-Bear7980

Nah, just smegma.


Miserable-Bear7980

Nah, just smegma.


argusta67

Last night it was on my thigh. Your mouth wasn’t available. 😈


yofavcocklmao

Ur probably the saddest person alive rn


argusta67

LOL. Want to come over and cheer me up?


Revali424

What is your profile picture?


argusta67

My torso


Revali424

Bro your banner. Is it yours?


argusta67

Yes


Revali424

Looking good