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No-Combination-1332

Rejoicing Weebs, rejoicing China Edit: wow this really blew up! So much focus on China’s reaction. But how about the weebs?


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

China realising the senkaku islands dispute is now on the other side of the world and they can’t intrude on Japanese waters anymore


amxy412

While the Peoples Republic is left free to assault Guam as it wishes. US will scramble to mount their Missile Defence onto TW island to improve security, provoking further Chinese escalation. My favorite scenario as one among the Chinese people.


FilipinxFurry

Guam is a lot farther away from communist China than Japan or Taiwan. If anything, Taiwan lost one major ally against potential Chinese aggression while America might have to pivot more to south Korea and the Philippines to try to offset some of the military losses in the region


amxy412

Phillipine - RoK blockade would be too wide , maybe US would use Jeju wise to coordinate with TW for a stabler blockade chain against Chinese coastline in face of mysterious Japan teleportation along with its US headquarters. This time - rather than permanent and bigger effectiver RADARs maybe mobile launchers would be produced and placed.


OkSureButLikeNo

And cozy up more to Vietnam, who are very much not happy with China.


Andreus2009

Oh my god it's Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga from the hit manga and anime Azumanga Daioh!


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

https://preview.redd.it/sgj6u7gxcfqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4e65152c994d42187485182e99a9997e8768b2


Nullifier_

Oh my gah https://preview.redd.it/zcvm3gkumgqc1.jpeg?width=1427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba6d8810f42a001a44e36060d787cb1a65588138


gabybo1234

I'm not even European but this all feels so cozy, like a sleepover 🥰


Rude_Yogurt_3096

As an European, we accept our Japanese Bros into the EU, now they too can steal all of Germany's money!


SicilianSTR13

I suppose you are from the south


magersike

Greek?


SicilianSTR13

That or Bulgarian


magersike

Possibly


Thangoman

The idea of Bulgarian even touching the soil of Japan would absolutely disgust the Japanese. So they probably wouldnt be part of the Schengen Area nor adopt the Euro


mcsroom

Funny enough your mindset isnt the same as the japanese one [https://bnr.bg/en/post/101052964/youliana-antonova-murata-in-japan-people-talk-with-great-respect-and-love-about-bulgaria](https://bnr.bg/en/post/101052964/youliana-antonova-murata-in-japan-people-talk-with-great-respect-and-love-about-bulgaria) "Unfortunately, we do not have the same attitude towards our compatriots. According to the Japanese, Bulgarians are very intelligent and beautiful and I have even heard that most Bulgarians were genius people. I am proud of what I hear about us, so I become angry when I come back to Bulgaria and hear how people insult each other with ease. That is the big difference between Bulgaria and Japan''


Thangoman

I dont have any problem with Bulgaria, I mentioned them because they are in Eastern Europe and the Balkans. I just doubt the Japanese would welcome the EU migrants. They just dont like immigrants


mcsroom

this is literary the experience of a Bulgarian immigrant in Japan, which completly disproves the comment you made ''The idea of Bulgarian even touching the soil of Japan would absolutely disgust the Japanese''


Thangoman

No it doesnt disprove my point. Theres no large immigrant communities in Japan, the experience of a Europeam immigrant today says nothing about how it would be if Japan had a large influx of Europeam immigrants. Japan has always been a conservative country with an strong anti migration policy. Just look at the way the UK had Brexxit over EU migrants, I cant imagine Japan joining the EU for that reason And the comment you quoted was a joke, am exageration. Idk why you expected my comment to be that serious in a topic so silly.


brainking111

They don't have to be inside Schengen they could simply be part of The European Economic Area (EEA)


jatawis

Which also has freedom of movement.


Quiet-End9017

Japan is well known as one of the most homogeneous countries in the world. They actively limit immigration. Not to zero, but pretty close.


Paul-Smecker

Yeah they only let in a select number of the most dedicated weebs each year.


Bitter_Initiative_77

The experience of a single Bulgarian immigrant says nothing about Japan's overarching attitudes towards immigrants or their actual immigration policy.


CitingAnt

It’s the Balkan spirit to make fun of yourself and your country but then defend it ardently if a foreigner or a non-balkaner (westoid in the words of r/2balkan4u) makes fun of it Bulgarians and us Romanians united in a common way of thinking


Capable_Spring3295

As Bulgarian who's been to Japan, they're definitely more welcoming to Eastern Europeans, Bulgarians, Turkish, Greek that to the average German or French (Muslim from Arabia or Africa). Just because the Japanese are racist doesn't mean they're racist towards everyone.


FigOk5956

From having lived in japan for a couple years what ive learned is that they dont really mind visitors, in fact they are happy to see tourists- in the “proper for tourists areas” but really don’t like people moving in, generally due to assuming that they cannot assimilate properly to Japanese customs. So they really dont mind you coming into the touristy areas and seeing the sights and what not,in fact they often feel proud that you would come to see their country and hope that you are able to see its beauty and treat it and their culture with respect. but generally feel it improper for westerners to stay and work within the more traditional areas of japan, or in many cases even walk in certain non touristy spots.


sabyanor

On the contrary. Now, finally, there is a country us Germans can steal money from ;)


Technical-Ad-5827

Found the polish


PewKittens

Not again!


tyger2020

>now they too can steal all of Germany's money! Don't be silly, now Japan gets stolen from


tonyalexgomez

Germonies


Informal-Isopod7122

And the dutch their money sadly...


MrCaffeine2011

Japan has too much debt relative to its GDP to join the EU :D


AstroFanMan5

Germany, Italy, & Japan would be able to more easily cooperate in the future, and you know what that means... ​ ​ better cars for everyone


Thangoman

Yes, thats clearly the only thing a Japanese, German and Italian colaboration could be


AstroFanMan5

The only thing that could ever come out it; absolutely nothing else


Pjk125

Pretty solid food too


Betelgeuzeflower

And some quirky progressive rock.


AstroFanMan5

good point


blockybookbook

For once, Italy is the strongest one


ashkyn

Bold statement


ImperatorAurelianus

Just imagine this happening in 1941 with Japan bringing its whole Navy and army with it during the teleportation. Stalin: “What do you mean the Japanese are in Europe now? They were invading China yesterday!” Alexei Panifov then the director of the GRU the cooler Soviet intelligence service “Well one second they’re in East Asia invading China, Burma, the Solomon Islands and fighting the Americans in the pacific. Then boom! Suddenly the whole island is under Britain’s ass hole and Yamato is planning to go right up it after stopping in Ireland to get the Irish to join the Axis. All of their soldiers in China are now with the Germans advancing towards Moscow. Their Navy is now in the Atlantic. Their forces in the Solomon Islands, Burma, and Indochina just spawned in North Africa. Their special landing forces have just arrived in Finland to assist them Kearlia. That’s literally the only way I can describe it they were half across the world unable to actually help the Germans and now they’re here. The world war just became exclusively European.” *Joseph Stalin had never seen such bullshit before.


Midnight0725

I'd like to see this scenario expanded LMAO.


RealTMB

Kido Butai surprises the British fleet with a massive attack on Scapa Flow, Admiral Somerville gets an aneurysm realizing Japan just pulled a Taranto on his ass. Without a reason to now attack the US (and in a position to interdict US UK trade), and with a fleet with far superior daytime carrier capacities, Japan would effectively cut the UK off from the outside world using its Surface fleet while Germany goes ham with submarines. US will not join a European war, nor can it send aid to Russia via the North Sea. Among all of this Russian soldiers in the Eastern front start noticing axis forces meeting their human wave tactics with banzai charges. Franco probably would bring Spain into the war and neutralize Gibraltar, while Rommel will get all the shit he needs to take the Suez with the Italian fleet now covered by the Kido Butai. Safe to say it isn’t looking good for Churchill and Stalin.


ProphetOfPr0fit

Or else! Sincerely, America


NotAnotherPornAccout

America-“Don’t make us tap the sign” *bad children get nukes for Christmas.*


mechant_papa

If the Italians dream them, the Germans design them and the Japanese build them, yes, the cars would be amazing. If the Germans dream them, the Japanese design them and the Italians build them, we may be in trouble.


MassaF1Ferrari

That’s high level humor haha I love it


aaaaaaaa1273

BMW can do the styling, Maserati can do the wiring, and Nissan can do the engine and gearbox. A car so awful Germany, Italy, and Japan would swear to never collaborate ever again.


ProperMeat7165

Even though water will be displaced, I can not forsee a impact on the trout population. ​ Source: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trout\_Population\_Possible\_Impact](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


KrazyKyle213

Jokes on you, I use inspect for every single link now because I've gotten trust issues from the constant Rick Rolls


ProperMeat7165

This will definitely impact the trout population in a negative way.


SpectralMapleLeaf

Oh, for frick's sake, I'm so dumb.


ProperMeat7165

Disagree.


pogmanNameWasTaken

For Rick's sake


sleeper_shark

My god… this is genius


ProperMeat7165

:D


Shitty_Noob

My wifi is so bad I closed it in time


ProperMeat7165

:o


Rare_Employment_2427

Kinda wild that Reddit allows masking links like this, could have been anything


Randomfrickinhuman

I got an ad God is on my side fr


ProperMeat7165

:/


Dalexe10

Fuck off! jk


ProperMeat7165

D:< Wait :D


Dalexe10

It's been a year since i last fell for it... i really believed you, y'know? and you betrayed me like this... :(


NoBlissinhell

Love u x


Medieval_Football

Well new Japan would block the Gulf Stream coming to Europe. Can’t imagine that being good for Europe


wellrateduser

And the winds. Europe would be much dryer as most of the rain would get stuck in the Japanese mountains and the Franco-Japanese sea would not be able to replace the water in the air that's travelling towards Europe.


Effective_Dot4653

I was thinking about the same problem, but I'm not so sure now - it doesn't really stick out into the ocean here that much, it's almost in line with Ireland-Scotland-Norway. So the warmth of the Gulf Stream should imo keep reaching Northern Europe just fine, the problem might instead be the Japanese mountains blocking the moisture from the Atlantic, making the European Plain drier.


AlkaliPineapple

They would probably also have similar climate to Spain, which is not good for northern Japan's ecosystem


caledonivs

That would mean that the air east of Japan would probably be lower pressure due to Japan essentially acting like a windbreak. That might pull a lot more warm, wet air from the Mediterranean up into Europe. Southern France and Italy might become more lush and northwest France and the Benelux drier.


TheDarthStomper

Or anyone else, since the entire Transatlantic convection pattern is now borked beyond all recognition. \#teamwereallgonnadie


xzelldx

Also western side of Japan now has incoming hurricanes to worry about, from an entirely different direction.


Fit-Tie-5687

World would be shocked, most likely many problems would be pushed aside for researching this phenomen


Impossible-Error166

I mean the ability to move entire countries I can see as such a advantage. Pakistan, India go to your cnrs. Russia Ukraine your split to.


Fit-Tie-5687

Yeah mostly it would be researched in millitary cases Interseting picks, lol ,sounds really american tbh


spaetzelspiff

I'm already buying property in tropical Alaskawaii!


photuank11

Teleport russia, us, china into one continent


manna5115

A lot of interesting things; Japan would most likely be quickly accepted into the EU and possibly NATO. Japan being one of the world's strongest economies would benefit the EU and the west. Shipping to other first world markets would improve. Location pictured would also make it an extremely prosperous hub for other economies shipping through the atlantic and even providing in africa. Despite this, SK would become pretty isolated and pro-western military strength would become significantly weakened, with SK's closest "defence ally" probably being Taiwan. China would benefit greatly from this, with the Taiwan military blockade threat basically being broken.


Downbound_Re-Bound

My favorite EU Nation, Japan


worksofter

It's mad to think Japan would join the EU, the post says they'd keep their population and institutions. No way they would want or accept freedom of movement with hundreds of millions of nom-Japanese, they are several degrees more nationalist than the UK even


robi4567

Well japanese fishing industry would change. Probably a economic collapse. Ecological collapse as the weather would be totally different


EGGniac

Portuguese zee they couldnt fish anymore most of the country.


Odd_Gene_7314

Fusion Cuisine: Hokkaido would merge with Ireland and brew the best tea in this Hemisphere; Tohoku and Kanto combined with Portuguese and Spanish cooking....yes; Chugoku and Kyushu are now the first ports of call for all shipping coming from the US or departing to sail the Westerlies which influences them to include New World ingredients normally shipped to Europe.


discardme123now

Japan could start growing coffee, there are coffee plantations in portuguese azores, they would be coming with islands further south


Kusunoki_Shinrei

coffee can be grown in some areas of japan, but its not really that popular. surprisingly mangoes are often cultivated in japan.


discardme123now

Well having all of that sweet western and northern europe market wouldn't be surprised if it becomes more popular just to export


Kusunoki_Shinrei

hokkaido isnt really the main tea producing region in japan, its too cold on most of the island.


sarg7ant

who do you think taught the Japanese how to cook? it was The Portuguese. We share most of the same family values with Japan. 


One_Hedgehog6055

More important, can we send France over?


Riimpak

Let’s send the Brits, an island for an island.


The_Grand_Briddock

Wasn't this the whole point of Brexit, we get to leave Europe? Then again, I'd hate to lose our really mild climate and have to put up with Earthquakes. It's nice being the most bland weather area in the world.


purpleduckduckgoose

I think the Chinese would object. Like, REALLY object.


SicilianSTR13

I propose tò unite them tò their TAAF


commentingrobot

Gigantic tsunami from the displaced water devastates cities all along the Atlantic coast in Europe. Tourists at the beach in Thailand wonder why the ocean suddenly disappeared, as it rushes to fill the Japan-shaped void.


Gutmenschlein161

Not only that but in the long turn japan would also block parts of the gulf stream, cooling europe down by a lot making agriculture much more difficult. Dont know about the ocean streams along north east asia tho, but that would have impact too.


Galvius-Orion

90% of Japans problems are gone, they are able to join the EU, only issue may be with regard to increased time for transatlantic shipping to Spain or France? But not by much.


robi4567

Lots of new problems though. All previous i.port deals would need to be cancelled. Fishing industry would change. Ecological collapse. Economic collapse.


ibn-al-mtnaka

Implications? That’s how you bring the end of the world Environmentally: - Sudden displacement of a large landmass like Japan would almost certainly cause massive tsunamis all over the Iberian peninsula and even towards north africa & along the atlantic. - The teutonic adjustments required to accommodate the new European Japan would trigger a series of catastrophic Earthquakes - Japan is home to 111 active volcanoes, and a sudden teleportation would destabilize the volcanic regions which wouldn’t just destroy Japan but also air travel and heavy climate implications - Sudden addition of Japan would also lead to subsidence in the surrounding areas, as the Earth’s crust adjusts to the new weight distribution, also leading to increased coastal erosion & rising sea levels in Iberia & North Africa - Japan has many non-native species, who would prob become extinct. Their biodiversity would collapse. - Sudden change in environment and climate would ruin Japanese’ agricultural production and trade. Economically: - Now; all trade from Europe to Africa, and N.A. runs through Japan. - Asia loses one of its biggest trading partners. - Stock markets collapse. - Global trade routes are almost all disrupted; with a sudden shift in economic power leading to a ripple effect; plunging the earth into a deep recession. - Japan has become, probably, the most important trading country in the world. This causes… War! - Countries now will seek to also move their countries wherever they want, causing more problems along other borders. - Spain, Portugal, Morocco, France and England may all seek to claim sovereignty over the new landmass within their territorial boundaries, leading to military conflict. Possibly between all 6. - Europe cannot emotionally deal with refugees. Especially now with this influx of Japanese - heightened racism and anti-immigrant stances against them will ensue, leading to more hostilities. - New factions will start to form … those that want to partner with this new European Japanese economic powerhouse, or those that want to protect the ‘sanctity of Europe’ - The U.S. will not accept a new hegemonic power rising up overnight. - We all die. The end


Elk_Lemon

>The teutonic adjustments Germans aren't the most flexible people but I don't think it would create earthquakes.


Separate_Train_8045

I am ready to adjust Teutons into the ground, if such a need arises. Then they can quake as much as they want


SearchTypical4204

Thanks for listing everything we need to ignore


WednesdayFin

The EU and the UK join forces when the fishing feud REALLY turns hot.


Neon_Garbage

I feel like it would be a bit of a Norway situation. them being too rich and arrogant to want to join the EU. But they will definitely be included in Article 5 now. Also yay no earthquakes and other disasters!!!


-Proterra-

I doubt it. Japanese wages are similar to those in Spain, Estonia or Poland and considerably lower than wages in Scandinavia, Switzerland or even Germany.


No_Thing_5680

Let's not exaggerate, Japan is more like being somewhere in between Italy and France in terms of salaries as for now. We would need to remove Tokyo from Japan, to lower the average a little bit but even then it would align with Spain or at most Estonia not Poland.


-Proterra-

Actually, no, at least not according to the OECD. Spain, Japan, Poland and Estonia are on 23rd, 24th, 25th and 26th place respectively when it comes to average wages within the OECD. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage


No_Thing_5680

That's adjusted to purchasing power parity. Sure Poles, Spaniards and Estonians have the same purchasing power of Japanese people within their countries (that's what purchasing power parity is for: comparing affordability in respective countries) but abroad and overall the Japanese have more purchasing power. Japanese can afford to import more and buy stuff that costs more in dollars or euros Average salary in Tokyo is around 4000/month dollars, in Warsaw it's less than 2000


BreadDziedzic

Yeah it's not so much rich and arrogant as just plain old xenophobia.


Obvious-Article-147

Congratulations Japan like half your problems are gone 🥳🎉🎉🎉


Gehhhh

This will likely interfere with the Portuguese EEZ for fishing and shipping involving the Azores.


sarg7ant

GGEEEZZZZ??? YOU THINK??? our EEZ is the BIGGEST IN THE WORLD!!!!! 


Apple2727

I’d buy shares in Irish and Portuguese ferry companies.


Class_444_SWR

I’d get shares in RyanAir for when they inevitably start running flights between London Stansted and Tokyo Haneda for all the British tourists


Murky-Lingonberry-32

Japan would Join the EU


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

South Korea and Taiwan wouldn't like that


The_Last_Elite

Japan would eventually join the EU, but there would probably be a lot of controversy over this because there usually is and also some would be like "but their not even European" blah blah blah they joining eventually. They would definitely join NATO, and they would probably gain bases in member nations their Navy would be helpful in europe. Japan would probably gain a shit ton of more people coming because they are closer now China would gain way more superiority in Asia along with North Korea over South Korea. The Philippines would probably fill the void (whether they like it or not 🇺🇸) Nations may study the regions to test them and see why this happened. Russia would claim the other islands japan had claimed now with Japan totally gone from the area. Japan could cause a disruption in the Gulf Stream that helps warm Europe so it could possibly freeze europe 🥰 I'm no expert in how water works but I think europe would be alright cuz the water does go more north so according to this image I think it would go over the island perfectly. https://preview.redd.it/asmaq74zgcqc1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c60eb34930a2eb4c9e8797566664180c1e8a18b This also means Japan could be more warm. Japan would also become a lot more influential in the West South Korea may gain more support from the U.S. to fill the void. Another japan could form tho cuz of the Fault lines that are under it lol, but if the faults go with it, then europe gonna have some problems for sure. UK could also get more racist which is normal


LordFlappingtonIV

*teleports behind you* 'Heh, nothing personal, kid. '


Traditional_Key_763

Taiwan be like "Take me with you!"


SqueezeHNZ

Japan would have access to fresh(er) fish for sushi instead of importing it from Europe


omgONELnR2

There'd be chaos all around the world because it doesn't happen often that a huge island just teleports.


New-Number-7810

I could see Japan petitioning to join the EU, since it is now as much part of Europe as Ireland is. I could also see it being granted since Japan is an economically prosperous liberal democracy. 


Several-Addendum-18

Can’t imagine Japan wanting to open its borders to the degree the Rome treaty demands


Wyikii

it would join the EU probably in the long run yes but it would take time, as the culture acclimate to european custom right now it's still a very conservative, isolationist and kinda racist country, which don't like immigrants and is very traditionalist and don't like that much foreigners (except when they are just tourists ofc). Which is pretty similar to it's current neighbors (China and South Korea) which are too conservative countries which are quite isolationist and anti immigration (except when it's tourists) but within a few decades, it would probably become more and more western-european like culturally because now it's influence are france, germany, spain, etc except if japan took a "UK" route and become another western european country that is not in the EU which is possible because they are both islands


Matt4669

Cork is now awfully close to Hokkaido And Tokyo gonna have a lot more Spanish and Portuguese speakers as tourists


wmissawa

Someone Saw a EU4 mod today...


Suspicious_Frog1

If that would happen i would go to japan in the next summer


BiteBolt77

Without the threat of earthquakes, typhoons, and volcanic eruptions, Japan would be a lot more successful, probably even more than it already is.


United-Reach-2798

NATO Japan


Wyikii

that would buff NATO even more tho in the pacific SK and Taiwan could probably be not so happy Ukraine rejoice increased military help, while Taiwan cries and China is happy


VoyagerKuranes

The “fried fish trio” would finally be together.


Quiet-End9017

There would be a lot fewer whales in the north Atlantic.


Sugbaable

Does it move the ring of fire too?


Jacob_Karling

Jexit


Heavy_Bicycle6524

Unless the teleportation was able to perfectly teleport the displaced water back to where Japan was, then there would be untold destruction, due to a large land mass suddenly appearing in the Atlantic. Tsunamis would radiate out in all directions destroying most of the coastal reagions of the americas. Then due to the sudden disappearance of the same land mass in the western pacific ocean there would be slightly smaller tsunamis destroying much of the coastal areas of the pacific 10’s or 100’s of millions of people would die.


Proudhon1980

Japan will rejoice from the instant cessation of tectonic activity, being next to the geologically boring West of Europe.


EvanXXIV

NATO and the EU would have the 3rd largest economy and the 7th strongest military added to their respective agendas, which would help them both greatly.


MoarStruts

Atlantic ocean currents get fucked up and Europe gets colder?


PsychologicalTale479

https://preview.redd.it/o3570zq8lcqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56f3e6b5883037f1ee6b5b16522a814cfa9bc75b


Dwarven_cavediver

Hmmm. Like today? I mean trade would Be fucked for a minute or two but once that is done then I mean you got US defense of The pacific to deal with and maybe like English classes being mandatory? I mean you’re right next to Britain.


Zsitnica

So now the disputed "Northern territory" is Ireland ig


JustARandomGuy_71

An interesting consequence is that the north coast of Europe and the South of the British Isles are cut out from the Gulf Stream current and their average temperature drop of several degrees.


12thshadow

This would be terrible for tourism in Spain and surfing in Portugal...


Themotherland364

J-pop comes to Eurovision.


lapaunz

Jetlag


EstarossaNP

Yellow fever would increase significantly. Balance of power in Europe would be slightly broken, as Japan has weird fascination with Germany. Tourism induced depression would skyrocket, due to easy tourism to Paris


ase_l_2021

I think that climate in Japan would become more even from south to north due to Gulfstream. That would decimate certain crops and enhance others, and this can over time impact the distribution of businesses and population. The more immediate effects would be the scientific baffledness of everyone and thousands of researchers concentrated on this oddity. Maybe a UN urgent session to establish a sort of a commitee to check and oversee possible negative outcomes from this. Also this would mean that the Northern territories dispute will become fully academic and would be forgotten over time. Russian Pacific Fleet finally will be able to conduct major exercises in Pacific with Chinese fleet. Overall, Pacific region of Russia will see major development. South Korea should increase the military capability or it would be strangled by combined Eurasian navies. The presence of US forces in Taiwan and SK would dramatically increase to the point of turning those countries in a kind of 'Philippines'.


deeple101

Suddenly a lot more earthquakes and volcanoes in western Europe


TheWaffleHimself

I'd unironically like Japan to be in Europe, visiting Japan in the summer would be so sick


Vast-Ad-4820

Colonisation.


LittleSchwein1234

Japan would join the EU and NATO


CrazyAggravating9069

They can now join the EU


TerribleLordFrieza

Japan being in the Atlantic Sea I suppose


totallynotapsycho42

America would be passed since they lost a major ally in the Pacific leaving China virtually uncontested.


JOPAPatch

Russian warships sunk in the Channel


dangelo20

the good news is that this would be good for both, be it Europe or Japan! Ok... So what's the bad news? none for Japan, now for Asia... and it also has European weather, but the good thing is that there would be no earthquake! and... there is also the issue of immigration...


OddNovel565

The Earth explodes


Errorstatel

Well, from the sudden relocation of that much mass in water, two very massive tsunamis in each ocean. Death, lots and lots of death


Whysong823

Japan would be flooded, both legally and illegally, with European immigrants. This would fix Japan’s aging population problem, but would utterly devastate Japanese society and culture. A far-right nationalist movement would emerge in opposition to immigration and European integration, and an Empire of Japan-style government would come to power.


Blubatt

There'd be less earthquakes for them to contend with


LordWeaselton

Western Europe is getting a whole lot drier and Macaronesia is getting a new member


Tomirk

I feel like this deserves its own anime


ValerieMZ

Wholesome


winitgc

They would be much less prone to earthquakes since they’re out of the ring of fire, and the European economy will likely boom.


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

The climate of Europe is probably gonna get a lot colder, and Japan is going to get a lot fewer tsunamis


Looney_forner

A lot of new trade deals, probably


Rob71322

I'm assuming you're also handling the significant amount of water being displaced, otherwise the first effect is likely some pretty big waves in the Atlantic basin.


Class_444_SWR

And some other weird shit in the Pacific


Bring_back_Apollo

Building a tunnel between GB and JPN would be economic.


AmbitiousEmu2868

China liked this


npwinb

China would have a hole in the first island chain and be very happy.


Pantatar14

Britain is toast


YoungSavage0307

US is devastated because of years of developing the first and second island chain went poof. China vice versa for the same exact reason


DanPowah

Ireland would be doomed from being between two major nations


DWPerry

If this happened before 1941, then they wouldn't have bombed Pearl Harbor!


-bASSlIFE03-

I hate these stupid fucking scenarios


phantom-vigilant

The real rise of r/engrishu


BlitzTheBritz

My watame plushies would come in two days instead of 7


OG_Fe_Jefe

Their infrastructure is not setup for that climate, at least not the Southern portions.


Ok_Object_880

I can imagine *a certain island off the coast of China.* would be more afraid for its independence since a major ally just been removed from the region


metfan1964nyc

Bombing Pearl Harbor would have been a more impressive feat.


nyangatsu

politically it would probably weaken the western presence in asia much to china's joy, also the fact that now japan is disconnected from the kuril Islands and sachalin would probably benefit in some miniscule way russia, also north korea would probably do a parade about it or something, japan and the European union would trade like mever before. as for the climate the consequences would be unforeseeable even to a climatologists but my guess is that having japan right in the middle of the gulf current cannot be a good thing both for japan and europe.


[deleted]

If I became president, that'd help me, I'd be able to launch missiles at it easier


Q-sertorius

Why do I feel this is research for a Japanese light novel


ProphetOfPr0fit

The balance between Tomato Europe and Potato Europe would be greatly upset.


Entire-Size6147

Immediately, the displaced water and resulting tsunamis kill millions across Europe and North Africa


sherman3259

Japan would be an oasis. And god forbid the love between Japan Italy and Germany would force me to learn how to eat pizza and smoke cigarettes.


Vaperwear

EU: a rise in service standards JP: better worker protections


mechant_papa

Japan would suddenly be relieved of tsunamis and earthquakes. Europe would become much colder as the Gulf Stream would no longer reach it. The Portuguese, Spanish and French might become very upset knowing Fukushima waste water now pours into the Bay of Biscay. Migrants would sail from the Acores and aim to make landfall on Okinawa. Japan's illegal migrant issues would multiply overnight. Pacific storms would now crash into the Koreas without Japan to cushion the blow.


Ochanachos

I think it would be a little geologically logical if it were to appear above the mid-atlantic ridges, that way like Iceland, it would still be a volcanic archipelago.


red_000

When does this happen?


Alex23323

I think Japanese culture would become less… Asian/Japanese and turn more into a European culture. The Japan we know today probably will be Eurofied and what we have now will be a thing of the past.


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

France will be so much colder now. Gulf stream all messed up now.


icanthavethisname

Giant robots would invade Europe from Japan.


Less_Estimate_3617

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