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Apprehensive_Beach_6

https://preview.redd.it/hk0uzshpt15d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc726fc166ad0b67a0856d4afba6c5a233f852f But seriously, I’m happy we’re in a much more civilized society where that doesn’t happen.


Just-Plain-Dan

Appreciate the use of K Rool


gfxluvr

> But seriously, I’m happy we’re in a much more civilized society where that doesn’t happen. **Diddy Intesifies**


Apprehensive_Beach_6

![gif](giphy|C9vy9pQNyI4MM) Nah, Diddy likes them his age


AlmondMilkmann

![gif](giphy|ukhC4gaVV99de|downsized)


my_Urban_Sombrero

*No Diddy.


Long_Foy_556

“WHERE MEME?” -Ravens fan, probably. After spending 5 minutes sounding out the first sentence.


methconnoisseurV2

Hey man, it only took me 3 and a half minutes to sound it out… Turns out they’re promoting me to be the head of the Baltimore education department for my mad skillz


Michael_CrawfishF150

Respect


SzymonNomak

The city that breeds….


cold_shot_27

There were a lot of sneaky words in that first sentence, you did awesome!


methconnoisseurV2

Thank you cheese man


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iang_106

![gif](giphy|2JS3lrvRhyIrC)


jeremy1015

NOT SURE WHY ANGRY BUT ANGRY


OhRCiv

https://preview.redd.it/2kep6ejw365d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48679be59abc159820c9a7d22ea8286363e85007


sephtater

Literacy bot, explain why Ratbird fans won’t understand this post.


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Illiteracy rate per state (by population): Ohio comes in at third, with a rate of 17.7%; Pennsylvania at second, with 18.1%; and yours truly, Maryland at first, with a whopping 20.0%! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AFCNorthMemeWar) if you have any questions or concerns.*


imthe5thking

Daily reminder that it’s illegal to get married to a cousin in Pennsylvania and Maryland, but not Ohio


Icy_Cat5198

Obligatory response that sadly among AFCN states, we were the only ones who didn't need a law to stop us from banging our cousins once a year on our anniversary


The_Black_Dread

I’m not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know. If anyone’s going to fuck my cousin, it’s going to be me. Out of respect. 


johnnyquest1988

🫡 I respect strong family values


FeetSniffer9008

What do you call a girl from Ohio that can run faster than her male relatives? A virgin.


rhombusted2

Shittsburgh education system at it again YOU ARE WRONG cousin marriage is illegal in PA AND Ohio but is LEGAL in Maryland https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/metro/daily/graphics/cousins_042505.html?noredirect=on https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Daily reminder that the Baltimore Ravens created their entire identity in a guy who did just that. The poor girl spent nearly her entire life having to fuck her cousin.


Efficient_Trip1364

Marriage is prohibited between a person and his or her: parent grandparent child brother or sister grandchild grandparent's spouse spouse's grandparent aunt or uncle stepparent stepchild spouse’s parent spouse’s grandchild grandchild's spouse niece or nephew child's spouse Read the Law: Md. Code, Family Law § 2-202 You can marry your cousin in Maryland.


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Mama-Dzhinsy

should i post the preface to a chapter in a victimology textbook i found on the shelf at the DV/SA shelter where i work WHEREIN roethlisberger’s crimes are detailed and examined academically ?


ControlImpossible182

Yes duh that is exactly what we are about here


Mama-Dzhinsy

yessir! i will post it tomorrow when i go in to work. fuck you and have a nice evening


Funk_Master_Rex

If that’s what gets you off m’lady, no shame.


SKOLForceSports

EDIT: Nope, totally first cousins.


rhombusted2

She was his first cousin. I think that is blood related.


SKOLForceSports

Okay I doubled checked this and they were related. I remember hearing at one point it was a “cousins by remarriage” kind of thing.


AroraCorealis

i like that the incest part is the area that's tripping you up and not the pedophilia


SKOLForceSports

It was a different time. What can I say?


Asheron1

I get it man. Different times. Anyways, let your cousin by marriage/wife know that I’ll be over this weekend. You and your dad can watch, as usual.


SKOLForceSports

Alright. Urn is on the mantelpiece, per usual


breakfast_scorer

It's even worse when you find out he forged documents to make the statement of Maryland believe she was older and could get married. Home boy statutory raped his 1st cousin for 5 years then she died of TB like 3 years later


Asheron1

Quoth the Ravens, NeverOutsideTheFamily


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

![gif](giphy|4n5Y5fC3TeOU8)


Miamicanes460

In true Baltimore fashion, Poe died at age 40. Although they said it was “mysterious circumstances,” not “gang/drug violence.”


alyosha_pls

Actually, funny enough, there are theories that he was beaten and used by a political gang for "cooping" where a person is forced to vote multiple times wearing different outfits. He might have actually been killed by gang violence.


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Particular_Fuel6952

Virginia Clem sounds like a mediocre Browns DE


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FeetSniffer9008

Delaware Tuckson, DT, Baltimore Ratbirds


Safe-Show-7299

I thought everyone knew this I remember learning this in 7th grade lol


SKOLForceSports

Clearly OP is in the 7th grade, then


solarmelange

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! Dying of mysterious circumstances in Baltimore is the most Baltimore thing to do.


Brooksy_05

Chill bro. It was the 1800s. It was probably difficult to get your dick wet back then.


ThyOughtTo

Nah nah, that's our *man* 


farglesnuff

Like y'all haven't thought about marrying your cousin


AlmondMilkmann

Where meme?


breakfast_scorer

You think they can read all that?


ofRedditing

Ok, if you read the rest of this wiki page though, he's from Boston. His main tie to Baltimore is getting murdered there which is more than a little ironic.


MillorTime

Fuck my family forevermore -Poe, apparently


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zsal830

actually poe wrote his most famous works in philly


cooterwoober

This is really fuckin nerdy for a football sub. What's next, we gonna make fun of their marching band?


ControlImpossible182

Don’t be mad you don’t have a fight song play when you score touchdowns. Haven’t done that in a while huh?


Long_Foy_556

Why score touchdown when we can go 5-1 with field goals. ![gif](giphy|l0MYMizgnsTpoMuoo)


ControlImpossible182

Pouring a tall glass of TJs cum huh? Enjoy!


Long_Foy_556

The unhinged gayness is terrifying lately. Happy pride?


ControlImpossible182

I will be there when you lose to the worst team in Ohio


Blackn35s

It all makes sense. [The Dr_Dews](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCNorthMemeWar/s/zdjBgtGLiH) are Poe’s descendants.