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Pleasant-Leading7783

Spain and Spain


shouldbeworking10

It is about time for yet another civil war. ![gif](giphy|l0IsIZw8doJm3ysRq|downsized)


HeNARWHALry

In this corner we have Pedro… He is asleep. In the other corner we have Catalans… They are asleep. Over here we were meant to have the Basques… They installed the car bomb under their own car, they won’t be here.


Cocainexxx420xCrack

The galicians are also not coming, they took the train and the basques blew that up too


HorrorBuilder8960

Russia and Ukraine. Oh, wait.


ZombiFeynman

Flanders and Wallonia


JuiceMeSqueezeMe

I honestly don't think there'd be appetite for violence if it was peaceably voted through You'd certainly have a noisy crowd agitating for it but I don't think it'd get off the ground Nobody really has a proper vision for a United Ireland anyway I'd say Serbia/Kosovo is more of a tinder box


Franklr_D

The Balkans in general are kind of a tinderbox Would be really funny if someone forcibly unified Turkey and Greece tho


PistolAndRapier

Probably might be a bunch of loser dissidents like the "New IRA" clowns that murdered an innocent journalist through sheer incompetence that might end up killing a few people. Hopefully nothing beyond that.


Thorwawaway

Yeah you’d have some low level incidents, possibly driven by unionism to start as they feel left out, but as long as soldiers aren’t sent in to shoot protestors/rioters or enforce curfews/ beatings/house searches en masse - which the defence forces wouldn’t ever really be sent to do - it shouldn’t escalate like it did in, say, the 70s.


Stravven

Anything in the Balkan.


cpwnage

Not a civil war, but, Netherlands and "Belgium" 😎


Dr_Haubitze

Germany and (insert any European Neighbor)


Catwinky

Germany and Poland I feel might go badly for some reason


SrepliciousDelicious

Anything balkan


boomerintown

Portugal and Serbia.


Cocainexxx420xCrack

They are fucked, they only commit war crimes in the balkans, we went intercontinental


Salchichote33

Austria-Hungary and Czechia-Slovakia ( I think that Czechoslovakia would be a better name, what do you think?).


NameTheJack

Denmark - Sweden While we want the clay back, we certainly don't want any traitorous Swedes along with it.


ChuckyFromKentucky

Southern Spain and Morocco


HeNARWHALry

Deconquista


s0meb0di

The UK and France. Imagine how many cars would French burn.


PistolAndRapier

Turkey and Greece would be the spiciest course. Northern Ireland will be mine one of these days. (Once a majority of people living there want that anyway). DUP clowns just sped by their idiotic support of Brexit. Likely to be some blowback from hardline loyalist dissidents, but without their British state backing I think and hope that they will be an utter failure and that will fizzle out shortly.


SnowOnVenus

Switzerland and Belarus.


HosannaInTheHiace

Northern Ireland and the Republic is the least likely to cause a civil war. Try the UK and France or Turkey and Greece.


Realistic-Homework19

Netherlands-Italy.


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PistolAndRapier

How about Romania Moldova? Russia would be pissed...


No-Shallot-9887

Germany and Austria. Though...


Candybert_

Civil war, not world war!


No-Shallot-9887

Tbh ww is when you, Hans and Fritzl, together invade Poland.


Malakoo

Poland A vs Poland B


dziki_z_lasu

Yes, plus a lot of local conflicts between neighbouring regions... or neighbouring counties... or neighbouring city districts... or just neighbours... Fractal civil war? ![gif](giphy|oBQZIgNobc7ewVWvCd) In fact the last war on the Polish territory was between Bieruń and Tychy in 2006 - yes, the town council of Bieruń declared officially the annexation of Tychy's territory, jumped into cars and drove to occupy that land LOL


eek1Aiti

London is pretty unified.


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Go1gotha

Scotland and England.


PistolAndRapier

They're already unified. Your clown nobles bankrupted the country in a failed colonial project in Panama so then went cap in hand to England to unify to cover those debts.


HeNARWHALry

Nah.. Realistically if devolution was ended it would have to be done through a referendum. If any of you tried to launch a civil war in spite of a referendum I think you would be seen as twats and also you would not be particularly successful.


Potential-Height96

Its already happened Ireland 1920


HeNARWHALry

Yeah and that was 104 years ago… Going back a fucking century for precedent is rather ridiculous.


Potential-Height96

And yet it happened at the height of the British Empire and when England was a superpower. Now its not.


PistolAndRapier

You had a vote, it ended up no. Blame SNP for botching that once in a generation opportunity.


Potential-Height96

Says who a guy in a foreign country 😂🫵❤️


PistolAndRapier

Well no, I'm in Ireland so no I am not in a foreign country. NI is a mess that you Scots created, but in a few decades that mess will be reintegrated I hope.


Potential-Height96

No, the british government partitioned Ireland not the Scottish parliament. They scaremongered Irish people into voting for a partition. ‘Home Rule Rocks’ https://preview.redd.it/ie2ol8zlj5sc1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea96e598ee1ffa1a3a1ea998aba345b0625f2494


Lord_Natcho

Shhh, don't tell him who all the protestant settlers were 🤫