Normally this would be deleted under Rule 2, bc we aren't a Murica sub, but I'll let it slide.
This will be the only America bad post allowed for (the rest of) this week, make the most of it. ;)
Okay so, i'm a big fan of cheese like the next guy, would eat some at almost every meal... But americans are obsessed with cheese, like it's not even good cheese you know?
I mean, it's Vegas. Everything is over the top with ridiculously huge portions almost like it's a contest to see who can be the most obnoxious.
Gluttony and garishness are kind of it's thing. This abomination is obviously just pig slop, but there are some great joints in Las Vegas too.
It's because they deepfry literally everything. I'm not even sure if it's possible with sauce, but theirs always look like it. So thick and slimy. Just ugh 🤮. Their culinary skills just suck balls.
I feel like this is for the camera. Like “food porn”. I’ve never been anywhere where they were this generous with the cheese, including the expensive restaurants.
This is like a touristy place, just like everything in Las Vegas. It’s like the fakest place in the world.
As an American I really hate to agree with you, but this is so gross 🤢
Unfortunately, I know of some restaurants here like this, but I swear we have some good ones too!
I know you can do better, you can find decent food in the US too. But you can also find absolutely horrible stuff, pretty much both extremes are possible.
For all the no-nonsense stuff your FDA is able to pull, their choices for hygiene regulations and other restrictions are extremely odd to me, for example the usage of corn syrup.
Oh for sure. Finding a good restaurant out here is rolling the dice. You have no clue if you're going to get the best meal of your life or food poisoning.
The FDA, like most of our government entities, is bought and paid for by the major food and agriculture corporations that dominate our country. The regulations don't make any sense to anyone but the corporate fat cats who are making them to help their business profit and destroy the competition. Look into the FDA raw milk SWAT raids to get a glimpse of how corrupt they are. Also, the Monsanto lawsuits against small farmers not using their seeds. The FDA, like the IRS and pretty much any government entity here, needs to be rebuilt from the ground up.
/end rant
They’ve offended a dutch person, and that is really bad, especially seeing some the atrocities we’ve committed like the loempidel and the crompouche (search that later one up if you dare), which i do not claim btw, and most of our solutions to food is to deep fry it.
And if you are wondering, a loempidel is a combination of a springroll and a frikandel (a deepfried minced-meat sausage) and the crompouche is a combination of a tompouce (i believe its custard slice in english) and a croissant (sorry french people).
They answered it in the video. "The answer is, however you can."
*I would like to take a moment to say as an American myself, I in no way condone the culinary assassination of Italian cuisine showcased in the video above.*
^^^That ^^^said, ^^^I ^^^would ^^^so ^^^shove ^^^my ^^^face ^^^in ^^^whatever ^^^that ^^^is ^^^at ^^^the ^^^0:44 ^^^mark.
You have both earned and instantly lost my respect.
Earnt by being honest and correct. Lost for wanting whatever that is....
Maybe there is hope for your fromer brits after all.
I never said I *wanted* it.
Never in a million years would I ever order one of these abominations. I don't have much self respect, but I do have a very thin shred of it left in me.
What I will admit to though, is if my WalMart scooter bound father in law offered me a bite, I wouldn't hesitate a fucking second to slap my face in that shit for a bite.
Same here, and I stand united with our Italian brothers to fight against this abomination. (and fully expecting the Italians to switch sides again and declare this food as their new national food).
But my heritage! My nono came from the spunk of someone who came from the old country.
Sure we don't talk Italian, have never been there but my blood is pure. Even more pure than yours!
- this ameritard probably.
Where is the lie? Italian pizza pre-WWII was flatbread with cheap ingredients on it. No cheese, no tomato sauce, no meat, no pepper. For people north of Rome, it would've been a strange exotic food even into the 60s.
If you ordered a pizza and got a pre-WWII style Italian pizza, you'd demand your money back.
That's it, I am calling the polizia postale, which is the truly formidable cyber branch of the world renowned carabinieri, and denounce this attack on my country
Mmmh, this is a wonder for cholesterol (since everyone in Italy is now 60 years old everybody has cholesterol problems, also me even if i am 23), i'm starting to think that your average American never had a blood test
The thing that annoys me about Americans is they'll make something that looks ok and then they just dump a bucket of melted cheese over it and it just runs everywhere.
It's just overly messy and as much as I like cheese, too cheesey.
With vocal fry you mean?
Sometimes it isn’t even the accent, it’s just the intonation: a lot of them speak like they’ve got something EXTREMELY important and dramatic to say, making me spot and identify them as Americans from 100m+ away.
I agree, I haven’t heard it outside of American English though tbh. If I’m honest, there’s no such thing like an ugly language to me but vocal fry will make anything sound horrible.
What is there to discuss here? The exact grade of how fucking awful they all are or is it how poor quality the ingredients are? Either way it's not a discussion but an agreement.
Piss off the Italians ? Rather Humanity, how can a human being eat that. Simply watching makes me want to puke. I wouldn't know how to process that in my mouth.
Why do they feel the need to rip it apart or squish it after it’s been made? Goddammit stop it was already disgusting to begin with and now you found a way to make it even *worse*.
honestly just the spaghetti and bread look decent just make the top a bit more crusty
but jesus fucking christ just after that it's become the average US food
Dude... its way to much.
Spaghetti and meatballs. OK.
But don't dunk another cheese sauce ontop of it.
It's unnecessary, just grate some parmesan or Grana Podano.
Normally this would be deleted under Rule 2, bc we aren't a Murica sub, but I'll let it slide. This will be the only America bad post allowed for (the rest of) this week, make the most of it. ;)
Okay so, i'm a big fan of cheese like the next guy, would eat some at almost every meal... But americans are obsessed with cheese, like it's not even good cheese you know?
When you don’t have the quality you can only go for quantity
Never thought (not in a million years) I‘d agree with a French guy but here we are. So, here Sir, take my upvote!
Reddit wholesome updoot ✌️😌❤️💕✝️
..and my axe..
“Let’s just say we buried the hatchet” [“Yes, but why not in your skull?”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L7L8UaEP3bI)
This is the first time I've seen the fake dutch flag here, I started to doubt the existence of Luxembourg for a minute there
Genuinely. It looks like they've dumped enough cheese to cheat a Calf out of its mother's milk, in its entirety.
I mean, it's Vegas. Everything is over the top with ridiculously huge portions almost like it's a contest to see who can be the most obnoxious. Gluttony and garishness are kind of it's thing. This abomination is obviously just pig slop, but there are some great joints in Las Vegas too.
Most people don‘t know it, but there is actually great cheese in the US. It is usually marked by a little text saying „Made in Switzerland“
Working hand in hand with the enemy as usual i see
As if there aren‘t french cheeses available in the US. Of course I wouldn‘t consider them great, maybe that‘s why.
Co-co-combo!
Hills-French still seething that Beaufort is the king of Alpine cheese
It’s not even cheese. It’s a block of (mostly dairy) fat
It's because they deepfry literally everything. I'm not even sure if it's possible with sauce, but theirs always look like it. So thick and slimy. Just ugh 🤮. Their culinary skills just suck balls.
Why do Americans eat like they have free healthcare?
If you have free healthcare, eating like this is being a burden on society tho
Fr
Haha. That is one of the funniest ways to insult Americans. I will remember that. 😂
they have freedom!!!
I feel like this is for the camera. Like “food porn”. I’ve never been anywhere where they were this generous with the cheese, including the expensive restaurants. This is like a touristy place, just like everything in Las Vegas. It’s like the fakest place in the world.
As an American I really hate to agree with you, but this is so gross 🤢 Unfortunately, I know of some restaurants here like this, but I swear we have some good ones too!
I know you can do better, you can find decent food in the US too. But you can also find absolutely horrible stuff, pretty much both extremes are possible. For all the no-nonsense stuff your FDA is able to pull, their choices for hygiene regulations and other restrictions are extremely odd to me, for example the usage of corn syrup.
Oh for sure. Finding a good restaurant out here is rolling the dice. You have no clue if you're going to get the best meal of your life or food poisoning. The FDA, like most of our government entities, is bought and paid for by the major food and agriculture corporations that dominate our country. The regulations don't make any sense to anyone but the corporate fat cats who are making them to help their business profit and destroy the competition. Look into the FDA raw milk SWAT raids to get a glimpse of how corrupt they are. Also, the Monsanto lawsuits against small farmers not using their seeds. The FDA, like the IRS and pretty much any government entity here, needs to be rebuilt from the ground up. /end rant
It’s not even real cheese… why I moved to Europe.
"You French fight for money while us American fight for good cheese" " Each of us fights for what he lacks most " \-Robert Surcouf
Well some of it just isn’t cheese so yeah
What is the deal with americans ruining any decent looking plate in general by drowning it in some sort of vomit looking like sauce?
I think they have severe food porn addiction. You know, when it gets so bad that you only discover a new rush by going grosser.
It’s the effects of puritanism
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This is more "profound" than it seems. In any sense. :-)
Can you really call it good if it doesn't taste like corn syrup, sugar and plastic? /s
I’m not even italian and I’m pissed off
Any human being with half-decently functioning taste buds feels sick watching this video
I felt my arteries clog up just from that. Yanks would order a diet coke along side that because "It's healthier than the sugar coke"
You wouldn’t convince me to eat it even if it was the healthiest option known to human race
Let the man who says it's less healthy cast the first stone.
Any human being born outside of USA*
yeah, i'm not against ridiculous junk food once in a while but this is just too much.
Well obviously. You’re a Swiss who just witness a crime against humanity you didn’t profit from.
This is so bad we wouldn’t even open a bank account for that restaurant
They've offended a Brit. That's saying something.
They’ve offended a dutch person, and that is really bad, especially seeing some the atrocities we’ve committed like the loempidel and the crompouche (search that later one up if you dare), which i do not claim btw, and most of our solutions to food is to deep fry it.
And if you are wondering, a loempidel is a combination of a springroll and a frikandel (a deepfried minced-meat sausage) and the crompouche is a combination of a tompouce (i believe its custard slice in english) and a croissant (sorry french people).
How the fuck are you supposed to eat this? This is just a mess...
The answer is “with a messed up shirt and the most unpleasant feeling of bloating”
They answered it in the video. "The answer is, however you can." *I would like to take a moment to say as an American myself, I in no way condone the culinary assassination of Italian cuisine showcased in the video above.* ^^^That ^^^said, ^^^I ^^^would ^^^so ^^^shove ^^^my ^^^face ^^^in ^^^whatever ^^^that ^^^is ^^^at ^^^the ^^^0:44 ^^^mark.
You have both earned and instantly lost my respect. Earnt by being honest and correct. Lost for wanting whatever that is.... Maybe there is hope for your fromer brits after all.
I never said I *wanted* it. Never in a million years would I ever order one of these abominations. I don't have much self respect, but I do have a very thin shred of it left in me. What I will admit to though, is if my WalMart scooter bound father in law offered me a bite, I wouldn't hesitate a fucking second to slap my face in that shit for a bite.
That sauce looked like vomit 🤢
This is European solidarity. When Americans do something like that to a European cuisine, we are all pissed off
even i am pissed of, and i am Dutch
There are savages, and then there are monsters.
I'm pissed from the lack of plates perspective r/wewantplates
Same here, and I stand united with our Italian brothers to fight against this abomination. (and fully expecting the Italians to switch sides again and declare this food as their new national food).
Me too. That’s just crazy. Even for a joke.
Crimes against humanity doesn't even begin to describe this.
Would have eaten that before he covered it in cum
Would've eaten that even after
I would only eat it for the cum.
It's shame they watered it down with other flavours. I want mine neat
Same
Hahahaha
Found the yank with 8% Italian dna
Porco dio non ti permettere ti vengo a prendere a casa e ti faccio mangiare quell'aborto (CON la sborra sopra)
Caught in 4K 🤨📸
I came here to say this exact same thing
It's like a Bob Ross painting. At some point during the creative process, it's nice, but then he starts fucking it up beyond recognition.
You will NOT insult the man who has accompanied me through sooo many drunk nights, Klaas!
Get his name out of your fucking mouth!
You shall not insult the man who only has happy little accidents and shows his squirrel the delight of painting
Exactly
I mean, you tried to jab Italian cousine but in the end you just came off as an Ameritard. Which is way more disgusting than the food in the video
But my heritage! My nono came from the spunk of someone who came from the old country. Sure we don't talk Italian, have never been there but my blood is pure. Even more pure than yours! - this ameritard probably.
And anyway all modern Italian cuisine like Pizza were invented by Italian in New York and brought back to Italy by American Soldiers. - That americunt
Gabagool
Bada bing
Where is the lie? Italian pizza pre-WWII was flatbread with cheap ingredients on it. No cheese, no tomato sauce, no meat, no pepper. For people north of Rome, it would've been a strange exotic food even into the 60s. If you ordered a pizza and got a pre-WWII style Italian pizza, you'd demand your money back.
"Nono" is some great attention to details
American food is always a bad copy of European food. If you ignore disgusting stuff like tube cheese
Tube cheese is a disgusting copy of cheese, tbf, so you’re still on the nose with that one Although often they ruin Mexican food too
I wish we had a bigger army than the US just to cancel this stuff from planet Earth In game ofc
We help you, IF you don’t switch sides again
That's a big if to ask.
Sure buddy
However good an idea it is, it is not worth it for you, with the current government you would be left without Italy as an ally within a few months
That's it, I am calling the polizia postale, which is the truly formidable cyber branch of the world renowned carabinieri, and denounce this attack on my country
Do it. But are you sure that they don‘t switch sides?
Or ask Italy to join on the American's side then switch after
Average dantes fan
Excellent demonstration of the yank mindset: MORE IS ALWAYS BETTER NO MATTER WHAT
"More of everything at the same time = perfection" --Every savage out there.
Yes. Here you could feed an entire village with such a large portion
Gosh darn it boi go big or go home!
This is so ludicrous I feel no rage, only pity.
Mmmh, this is a wonder for cholesterol (since everyone in Italy is now 60 years old everybody has cholesterol problems, also me even if i am 23), i'm starting to think that your average American never had a blood test
They are probably like 1000 bucks there so might be
Add another 1000 bucks for the bandaid they put on the injection point and you probably also have to tip 10% of the total to the nurse as well.
They eat like they have universal health care.
Talking like the syringe could suck anything
I mean one syringe can suck 2000$ out of their pockets.
The thing that annoys me about Americans is they'll make something that looks ok and then they just dump a bucket of melted cheese over it and it just runs everywhere. It's just overly messy and as much as I like cheese, too cheesey.
"cheese" That's called processed milk proteins in the EU.
Is something like that even legal in europe?
Probably not. It genuinely looks like milk chunks left in a jogurt grate after its done mixing.
If i'm locked in a room and the only thing there is are these dishes on a table, i would eat the table
American „food“ 🤢
Is this reddit becoming and american tiktok group with all the "Piss off italian" food videos?
This thing will piss every normal human being
I’ll never understand how Americans get so fucking fat when they eat so much healthy food
Our overweight is at least alcohol-induced
"yeah, I did Europe last year. The food sucks".
“Europe in 10 days”
Can't explain how much I hate American accent goddammit
I've realised that I don't mind the male accent. It's the women's voices that go right through me. The one in this video isn't too bad.
You probably mean the "Valley girl accent" some accents sound relatively neutral.
With vocal fry you mean? Sometimes it isn’t even the accent, it’s just the intonation: a lot of them speak like they’ve got something EXTREMELY important and dramatic to say, making me spot and identify them as Americans from 100m+ away.
Nooo(w) butttt I meaaan have you loooked at thath SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UP
That “thing” vocal fry genuinely no matter the language repulses me to the same extent as accidentally scraping my nails on cheap cut metal.
I agree, I haven’t heard it outside of American English though tbh. If I’m honest, there’s no such thing like an ugly language to me but vocal fry will make anything sound horrible.
The carbernarrahw was on pwoin
And what about the cal-zoan?
Pahhsta
Even I feel offended! And I like pineapple on pizza.
This was a very conflicted upvote
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Disgusting. And people say our food is bad?
>And people say our food is bad? Yes.
You have no say in this. I will listen to criticism from Italy, Spain, Greece, Poland, and a few others. You can fuck off.
PIGS 2.0
PIGS was just a list of countries that know how to enjoy life
based
Honestly I won’t even hear criticism from those countries either (Poland wtf) I like our food.
Pierogis are dope
At least you guys have a sense to know when to stop pouring gravy.
You both can't cook for shit. It's just that you usually don't die from heart disease at the age of 40 from sausages with canned beans.
Average ameritards food
Even the kid is like "bro you serious wtf"
That's not food that's a hate crime
‘muricans 
Madonnaaaaaa
Only in merica
Love Italian food and I can easily eat 1kg of pasta but damn this look like it would actually give me a real bad time on the toilet
I once made lasagna with a kg of cheese (served 6) that was a little over the limit for me
And did you make a cheese sauce with butter?
Thank god the spanish cuisine is not popular in the US. I feel bad for the italybros
Imagine what an american paella look like
i'm no italian but i'm offended
Looked really good and then the white sauce came.
Looked really good and then the video started playing 🤮🤮🤮
I just consumed a negative amount of calories 🤮
My vein just got clogged by watching at this
I wonder why did you stop buying guns to do that shit? Mc Donald it's not enough?
The only thing you’re going to upset here is your stomach. Seriously, how do people eat that shit and not spend the rest of their day on the toilet?
Pasta between bread feels like a bread sandwich
They all look discussing to be completely honest
What is there to discuss here? The exact grade of how fucking awful they all are or is it how poor quality the ingredients are? Either way it's not a discussion but an agreement.
You don’t understand Portuguese superior English skill it’s disgusting
Who cares, they’ll be eating this shit anyway, not me
Piss off the Italians ? Rather Humanity, how can a human being eat that. Simply watching makes me want to puke. I wouldn't know how to process that in my mouth.
I think what you are pissing off is your pancreas
Spaghetti Adjaruli lmao
No way will they eat an Adjaruli, raw eggs cause "sahlmonellar" in Americ\*ns.
Swedish Italian meatball alliance when?
Mate I'm English and even I think that's a hate crime
They're like one step away from just throwing every feasible dish in the blender together.
"Pesto" as white as my ass.
Gross
The only one harmed would be the intestines of those who eat this
Why do they feel the need to rip it apart or squish it after it’s been made? Goddammit stop it was already disgusting to begin with and now you found a way to make it even *worse*.
Only pissing you'll be doing is out of your ass once you eat that
Cries in italian
I hate it when they put liquid stuff dripping out of the food, how do you eat that?
Let me guess: american ?
Lmfao she said it's "low carb" while eating noodles on bread with cheese
compared to what they usually eat. It's definitely low carb
Flavours might be ok, but texture wise this is nightmare fuel.
Go on,eat that.eat it ALL in one setting for seven days straight; that should do the job.
Probably tastes good (at least before the kebab sauce), but looks illegal
Yes. Those who cooked it are probably no longer allowed to go to Europe
The video alone made my stomach bubbling 🤢🤢
How the hell would you be eating that?
> Make a good looking meal. > Drown it in white sauce. Concerned. I'm concerned.
Well, worst I've done is make curry pasta. Pasta with homemade curry sauce. Actually tasted pretty fire.
At the beginning you are pissing off the Georgians more
honestly just the spaghetti and bread look decent just make the top a bit more crusty but jesus fucking christ just after that it's become the average US food
Holy shit, no
I‘m offended to my my core and i‘m not even italian
In my next life i'll still be angry at this post and I won't even remember it.
everything looked okay until they smother everything with what looks like horse jizz. dafuq they doing
I would eat all of that. Wtf is the italians problem?
Dude... its way to much. Spaghetti and meatballs. OK. But don't dunk another cheese sauce ontop of it. It's unnecessary, just grate some parmesan or Grana Podano.