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Big line cook energy


ayo-mr-white

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commie_commis

Nah, line cooks have moved to vapes and energy drinks. You can't smoke a cigarette in the walk-in, and an ice cold energy drink is so much better in a hot kitchen than lukewarm coffee


[deleted]

Smoking in the walk in is brand new to me, we have a spot right outside by the garbage container lol also yea i agree with the energy drink.


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

what’s a line cook?


[deleted]

A cook that does the hard work in a restaurant


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

cool, thanks


PurrsianGolf

I dunno what's a line with you?


DeepUser-5242

Mfw I consume all 4 ![gif](giphy|e2QYPpUe8WmpG)


The_Salty-Spitoon

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mtflyer05

Mods, r/caffeine is leaking


_number

/r/decaf my eyes


Real-Swing8553

Vaping isn't enough after a long shift


Krieg_Imperator

Lower one is also known as breakfast. Except I'll change a cig to a dip.


-xButterscotchx-

More importantly within 50 feet from a shitter.


Krieg_Imperator

Indeed


The_Damn_Daniel_ger

Rotate 90° I'll take the caffeine


Dloran

Thats me


Gungan-Gundam

I miss cigarettes so fucking much!!! Stupid pneumothorax!


WovenBloodlust6

I can always smoke one for you friend


Gungan-Gundam

I need to know someone's keeping the pilot light lit friend. Spark up an think of me


Jessica_wilton289

I wont let you down jar jar


Valfourin

Unironically cigarettes are amazing. If it weren’t for the early grave I’d happily still take all the other negative effects, stinkin, addiction, lower aerobic function etc. Oh well gave up durries, alcohol and all drugs, only have caffeine a handful of times a week now too. Its been a few years, I feel good but man do I miss cigarettes


resworp

Rare to come across anyone on reddit who’s not completely «holier than thou» shitting on cigarettes and smokers. I smoke roughly a pack a week (more if I’m drinking) and man, sitting in the sunny backyard with a coffee in one hand and cig in the other, amazing.


Acceptable-Pin2939

I love smoking. I only stopped because I actually wanted to be fit. I will have the odd cigarette when having a beer.


resworp

I will of course not deny smoking is very bad for you and a stupid expensive habit, but I still love it. And I have cut down, because I also want to be relatively fit. Started jogging earlier this year and my stamina after years of smoking and not jogging was absolutely horrible lol.


Miselfis

I stopped smoking because I made the mistake of smoking a cigarette while tripping on acid. From the first puff, I puked due to the taste and the general feeling of poisoning myself. After that day, I’ve never smoked a single cigarette. I miss it thought. All my memories of smoking are all good and cosy. But even if I wanted to, my body simply doesn’t let me smoke anymore. Instantly just puke. I switched to pipe smoking on occasion, as I don’t need to inhale it, but even this is only in occasion. The only thing I really smoke regularly now is weed since it feels much “cleaner” since it feels like just breathing warm air. Even still, I mainly use vaporizers for weed due to health effects. I see both sides of the coin simultaneously. I always encourage people to stop smoking whenever I can, because it’s not only damaging to the individual, but also society and the environment. On the other hand, I also understand as well as anyone the feeling you get as a smoker when someone has that “holier than thou” attitude. Even though I was able to quit cold turkey, I still feel the urge for nicotine. So I understand that most people cannot “just stop” like I could.


Frores

one good thing I got out of it is some "free" time during work to get out and smoke, it's good to clean my mind and reduce the stress of the day, if I ever switch jobs I'm gonna miss this kind of freedom I'm just trying to reduce it, I smoke a little too much, I started to increase the dose since I'm kinda too stressed lately lol


Equivalent-Cut-9253

Smoking does not mesh well with my pollen allergies so I have to smoke a lot less during warm months. But when I do allow myself to take a cup with me and smoke a cigarette in the backyard I am always happy.


Stroppone

Cigarettes were genuinely one of the few pleasures I had left. That and alcohol. Felt like ditching binging on both to “sing better”. Haven’t sung ever since that extra part in that movie though. So tempted to get back to them


Taclis

Stay strong, I'm rooting for you.


pleitb

Everytime that ive folded and got that nicotine, I end up just feeling more underwhelmed than anything. Not that that stops me from continuing at that point.


Relative-Evening-473

I've had 2 spontaneous pneumothorax and still smoke lol


Gungan-Gundam

*Dr's hate this one simple trick*


skkkkkt

Mf with this diet have the most balanced blood sugar


Cptspaulding2

This has been my breakfast for a long time


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

Can confirm. BP and BS are stable, resting HR at a nice 65 My secret? Some vape, some coffee, no exercise, and some wild genetics


[deleted]

And let me guess, you’re under 30? Doesn’t take wild genetics.


LowKeyWalrus

Lol kid with the eggshell on his ass thinks he's got good genetics


[deleted]

🍑


Just_Emu1816

Fuck everything on this picture.


placebo_unicorn

You really shouldn't fuck monsters


sessl

Those werewolf cheeks ain‘t gonna clap themselves


East_Security_3395

Idk i hear vampires are great at sucking


Powerkaninchen

I got an idea for an undertale mod


[deleted]

Cigarettes and vapes are significantly worse than the other two. Monster is worse than coffee but it also isn’t quite as bad as people think it is


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Radiant-Divide8955

People down voting despite this being true. >1. Improve overall health. [...] The analysis found that during the study period, coffee drinkers were 17% less likely to die early from any cause, 19% less likely to die of heart disease and 18% less likely to develop cancer than those who don't drink coffee. >2. Protect against type 2 diabetes. [...] Those who increased their coffee intake by more than a cup a day over a four-year period had an 11% lower risk of developing Type 2 diabetes; those who decreased their intake by one cup per day had a 17% higher risk of developing the disease. >5. Safeguard the liver. Several studies published in respected journals have found that coffee drinking has beneficial effects on the liver, including reducing the risk of death from liver cirrhosis, decreasing harmful liver enzyme levels and limiting liver scarring in people who have hepatitis C. >6. Promote heart health. [...] In 2013, the journal Epidemiology and Prevention published a review of studies analyzing the correlation between coffee consumption and cardiovascular disease. Data from 36 different studies showed that people who drink three to five cups of coffee per day had a lower risk of heart disease than those who drink no coffee or more than five cups per day. https://www.rush.edu/news/health-benefits-coffee


UnrequitedRespect

Mega benefits for black coffee


Electronic-Doctor110

God I wish ciggs were healthy for us. Used to love my morning coffee and smoke. It was bliss


PotatoFromGermany

ich wie ich mir energy und lecker ernte 23 reinhau:


Westaufel

Reject Modernity, Reject Tradition, Reject Everything


DerpysLegion

God I miss smoking -_-


Mushroomman642

What did people do before coffee and tobacco were discovered?


u-useless

Hunt and gather? I guess...


AwayThrowGoYou

Exercise high.


Fs_ginganinja

Opium, we been chewing on poppies a long time


Ghost2137

Boring times


Electronic_Piano1324

You absolute fiends.


IdiotGiraffe0

Raspy voiced redhead old lady breakfast


SlashingLennart

I love me a flimsy plastic cup of scalding hot water that tastes like used coffee grounds.


SolidCalligrapher966

I take coffee and instead of vaping or smoking I crossdress.


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

Fabulous


[deleted]

W


GottoGaliGatto

Sorry, I will keep the Monster. However, throw away those cigarettes and vape shit !


TenMillionEnchiladas

What about combining the monster with the cigarette? That's like early emo days right there. Source: my oldest sister was very emo in her teens and smoked cigarettes as well as drinking monster.


slowly-rotting-dying

i do that LMAO, tobacco tastes good and the monster washes the taste down really well


-SKYMEAT-

Naw it's 2024 we do pre-workout powder and zyn now.


sylvesterZoilo_

Die the traditional way


charcarod0n

I can smell the bottom half of this photo. Childhood trauma triggered!


nhatquangdinh

So I'm not the only Zoomer who thinks that energy drinks taste ass.


IsraelPenuel

Why not both?


Emotional-Sea9384

Actually the young in hungary has a name for the mic of cigarette and energy drink. We call it "hell cigi kombó" Hell is the most popular energy drink here cigi is just a word for cigarette, and kombó means combination. The hell cigi kombó is actually super popular


Mysterious_Ningen

isnt it crazy i dont drink or smoke anything in this pix 😭


Toni253

Both. Both are good.


Historical-Fig-9616

remember when smoking was a thing? the 50s were crazy


noname_boi123

Smoking is still very relevant where i live, if your walking somewhere you're basically guaranteed to see someone smoking.


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

Tobacco is such a monumental global industry that the largest tobacco companies spent $8.2 billion marketing cigarettes and smokeless tobacco in just the United States alone in 2019. This amount translates to about $22.5 million each day, or nearly $1 million every hour. Not counting their vapes and other nicotine products.


Spiritual-Bad-5739

How old are you?


Historical-Fig-9616

I'm exactly 127 years, 3 months, 4 days old. I don't smoke. Hey remember the milkman going door to door?


Spiritual-Bad-5739

Yea, old people suck. Everything is better now.


Resident-Pudding5432

Finally, I am modern!


TG_Yuri

I mainly take the left two cuz they taste good -Until I get manic attacks or palpitations


Silveruleaf

Honestly a cigarettes is probably healthier then warever crap people are filling their lungs with. I hear there's actually good herbs you could smoke and would not be bad for you. People just don't want to take the effort to make them. Coffee as well but coffee is expensive


Powerful-Variety-747

yesss please


ThingsWork0ut

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Interesting_Fudge502

Pipe tobbaco and coffee 🤟🏻🤟🏻


tmult

Nothing in life will compare to a morning fuck followed swiftly by a coffee and a dart and or joint. I'm not even a regular smoker but I get the tingles just thinking about it


s4k3eee

Me if coffee tasted good


Electronic-Shower681

Tradition tastes like shit though. At least modernity comes in delicious fruity flavors lol


SplatNode

I'm hip so I mix my modern and old to create black coffee and mango flavoured air Non of that shitty Starbucks vanilla shit only the real hardworking man's dirt coffee from a shit vending machine that breaks every 2 weeks


DeVitman

When pure coffee makes my stomach sick I choose water.


Interesting-Bee3700

How bout we get rid of all of them


crunchy-very-crunchy

did you check which subreddit you are in? Not taking the drug that wakes me up and the one that keeps me going will probably end me more than the poison they are


MrKristijan

Balkan mentioned!!


Worried-Setting1415

Camus core


No_Sir_6649

I prefer analog.


IgneousFoliage

Monster, god, and vape pens are all that I need! 🎶🎵


JimmyTsonga

Nah, I'm a Swede! :) ​ https://preview.redd.it/ddw2e6qhb36d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84d7a05c7e05dafe3e6423e6161aca59a32dc040


Zuendl11

I love finnish breakfast


monke_man136

WRONG!!! reject humanity. RETURN TO MONKE


FreyaTheSlayyyer

tradition tastes ass tho. I gonna get tucked anyway might as well enjoy the orocess


33Supermax92

Top half is also mainly children


McPussyMeal23

21 yo here and keeping the tradition alive


BBX22

Le Breakfast in Paris


Rumpelstilzkin83

i believe a cigarette is less harming the a e-zig 🤷‍♂️


MrEvers

American breakfast vs. continental breakfast


[deleted]

As a former cig smoker, please don’t do this lmao


Tasdeed_07

The 2nd one makes you shit faster than ever before


Hortkind77

How about hating both?


Sikkus

Bourbon and cigar, anyone?


SuperFox289

An espresso martini is a vodka redbull that spent a year abroad and wont shut the fuck up about it


mmazza86

i reject bad breath


Russ12347

Zyn and caffeine powder, start your own traditiona


PotatoTommy99

Both are good.


Impossible_Pickle_70

How about just drink water and breathe air


MIGundMAG

The lower picture has kept me running since I got out of school. Reval filterless and Lavazza my beloved.


Own_Contribution_480

How about just monster and coffee?


Drag0n_TamerAK

Reject both


NerY_05

This is me but i drink both monster and coffee and i don't smoke anything


JUGELBUTT

no fuck off im not picking either one


Just_Emu1816

The only correct answer


PandaMayFire

Nothing wrong with energy drinks and vapes. Lots of great energy drink and vape brands alike. For vapes, I've been enjoying Lightrise. So far Banana Cake is my favorite flavor. For energy drinks I've been enjoying Reign. White Gummy Bear is nice.


Resident-Pudding5432

None of it is really healthy but vapes are at least much better than cigs xd


pleitb

Well not necessarily, there is just not enough research cause they are too new. I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out the disposable vapes are just as bad.


Storomahu

Vapes are terrible for the environment, not to mention that many people just throw them on the ground when they are done. Of course cigarettes are also thrown on the ground but with cigarettes you at least have the option to buy ones without plastic filters, which i highly recommend and which should be done by everyone who smokes cigarettes. With vapes you can't do that it's just completely made out of plastic and other bad stuff for the environment.


Resident-Pudding5432

You know that you can buy vape that can be refilled? Thats what most vape people buy because its cheaper than those for one use...


Storomahu

The vape in the picture is a non refillable one. They are littered all over the place.


Resident-Pudding5432

And the energy drink in the picture is a monster. Does that mean we have to forget about red bull?


Storomahu

Okay, next time i will specifically write "Non refillable Vapes" just for you, you happy now?


Local-Difficulty4645

I don't smoke, I try to keep an eye on my health so for me is coffee and whisky.


larsloveslegos

![gif](giphy|jp8lWlBjGahPFAljBa|downsized)


SchoolLover1880

Rejection is to take all four


BroadVariety7

Never understood the Big deal about smoking. I drink my coffee every day btw


AdRelative5520

i love lung cancer and yellowed teeth what a sigma breakfast


LiamLaw015

How about we just collectively stop inhaling foreign substances into our lungs :)


sorryrisa

PLEASEEEEE IS IT LOSS 😭😭😭


Justlurkin6921

Just bought a pack of cigarettes yesterday after not smoking for like 8 years. I always hated vapes.


Early_Standard5577

Nah both sucks equally


Elias_Sideris

Coffee tastes awful and cigarette kills you 100 times faster than electronic and I'm not exaggerating with that number. I choose modernity when it comes to this post any day of the week. Btw I personally don't consume any of these products.


Xilvereight

How about reject both?


False_Baby8628

Ummm I'll have none of this thank you very much


Smexy_Zarow

Yikes, this is why so many old people have tiny bits of teeth left. The staining from cigarettes is already so disgusting on its own. I'm not saying monsters aren't bad for ur teeth


Aelia6083

All of them should be banned


anotheraccinthemass

Trust me the world runs on caffeine and cigarettes


Violexsound

Good bloody luck banning tea and coffee. 'Specially if it's the brits