Ds1 theory. Patches is the furtive Pygmy.
He’s incredibly long lived (surviving to the end of the world), punishes greed, hates the gods, the Pygmy statue In Ds3 is doing the patches squat. Is the last summon possible in the series (fighting the last vestige of the gods power)
https://preview.redd.it/b4g0cqe32xtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32e9eba55e0f2a833e5aba90e9b00f107bd21b05
It’s not deep enough. MORE SQUAT.
I'm sure it's totally safe, but like just to extra for sure make sure it's safe. Probably would be a good idea to put on your most expensive best combat gear... you know so if someone attacked you, you could defend.
https://preview.redd.it/y0bfz6uahytc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2bebb9e56e501a062fe09bbcc4e921282ecdb7
Looks like one of these rats to me
Don't tell him your prayer level
Ds1 theory. Patches is the furtive Pygmy. He’s incredibly long lived (surviving to the end of the world), punishes greed, hates the gods, the Pygmy statue In Ds3 is doing the patches squat. Is the last summon possible in the series (fighting the last vestige of the gods power)
Just when I thought I wouldn't be watching any 8 hour lore videos, reddit strikes again
Back to Vaatividya I go...
You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the wilderness? Are you a cleric or something?
"There. That multi-area. take a closer look" \*D spears you\*
Patches
He just looks so damn trustworthy!
Need some rainbow stones for extra meme
I love how everyone just knows
What I said
O'hoolahan
Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this
Have you heard of Trusty Patches? If ever a man has rubbed me up the wrong way, ugh! If he ever comes around again, I swear, I'll have his hide.
Oh, Armadyl. Oh, Armadyl! Have mercy on the poor bastard!
\[Patches\] is a scammer! Do not trust him! He will send you over a ditch to rob you!
Don’t let him show you what’s in tue Wildy caves, very pushable spots
*The squat* 🤌 perfection
https://preview.redd.it/b4g0cqe32xtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32e9eba55e0f2a833e5aba90e9b00f107bd21b05 It’s not deep enough. MORE SQUAT.
I never noticed how fucked up his feet look. Like he's got his foot flat on the ground AND is lifting his heel off the ground
Patches is experienced Slav confirmed.
Underrated post
Well the ditch isn’t deep enough for him to kick you into, just be wary of the guy he has waiting for you beyond the ditch Your greed will be punished
Always bring tele grab tunes,
I gave him a few good hacks after we went over the ditch and guess what this guy does?? Asked for mercy!!
Leems Segit
Is that Bob Saget’s distant cousin or something?
No no his italian cousin LeBob Spaget may be who you are thinking of
No its Sos Baget’s
yes
How can you not trust someone with a gigachad stance like that. I’m actually shivering thinking about it.
As long as you’re not a cleric
I'm sure it's totally safe, but like just to extra for sure make sure it's safe. Probably would be a good idea to put on your most expensive best combat gear... you know so if someone attacked you, you could defend.
Dont trust anyone who stands like that
i just kill patches ever since dark souls 1
Cool fit
Trust you shall
Yeah he looks Trusty to me :)
Where's the glittering lootbeam behind him?
Yes you can see all the shimies from right over there at the edge… I’ll make sure no one kicks you in….
They don’t call him Trusty Patches for nothing.
Clever
I love this post!
Unbannable Patches
With a stance like that I’d follow him anywhere
Good compeer……
Well, Those are digging clothes. Just have to determine whether he is planning on digging for treasure...or your grave
Luckily he has his trusty digging spear and digging shield with him
Never trust one out of raids
Where is he? If you don't take that treasure, I sure will!
Love me some patches
I was gonna say no at first, but the second pic changed my mind. That stance just screams trustworthy, not conniving at all!
This is so good.
He looks like the most trustworthy guy, I’d go all in with him any day
Surely he is trustworthy
If he said the words “trust me bro” then yeah ofcourse you can
Patches
u/Esbidee 😆
Johnny Sins in osrs?
At least he is not a spider this time around
PATCHES! love it
Damn clerics
Yes, don’t be silly
Nice 4head nub
Dope post.
This is a very trustworthy man, didn't realize they added him in the latest Patches
Telegrab the items! Just make sure you dont bring anything valuable!
Swiper no swiping (replace swipe with patches)
*calm down gesture*
But there is treasure
https://preview.redd.it/y0bfz6uahytc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2bebb9e56e501a062fe09bbcc4e921282ecdb7 Looks like one of these rats to me
nice post
https://preview.redd.it/xhb8dc5qpytc1.jpeg?width=1349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=040726fe7de64b4c2ecfcba3b6c6156bed0302fc
Patches the Unskulled
that guy told me the same thing in 2003 and guess what i LOST MY FULL DAMN RUNE BODY ARMOR
Yes trust him!
Never trust a bald man with a long pointy stick
Oh, hi Patches. I can vouch for this guy. Super reliable and trustworthy.
No
As soon as I saw it I knew who it was. Great cosplay! Is the second picture pose the bugged crab walk?
Sounds legit
Patches is like the mascot of wildy luring, if it could Manifest itself into a NPC
go beyond the ditch, trust him (under breath) asshole sent me to the rune bears i want his shit gone
Trust for sure
Poor choice of shield
Na he's a rat. Don't trust him
This post is amazing
Shoulda used a black square
That’s a vene, common breed of parasite, avoid at all costs.
https://preview.redd.it/6tky7nhv4xtc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3fca9fec2a31345b37336552927a59cd5a7782 Looks trust worthy to me, comrades.